Hello from London!

[AlliaPotestas]

Apparently it’s 24 degrees in London - I haven’t been out all day so cannot confirm. It is hellish muggy though. I expect it’s a trillion degrees in Florida where Ugliest Son is.

Are you sure that a weather chat is the way forward ?

24 degrees here in the midlands too... but I’m working from home so managing to combat the mugginess by working in my pants...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Oh wow that seems overwhelming both as a chef and guest. I struggle with veg. Usually very bean and potato based. Who was chef/establishment?

Jean Marc Sanz at El Montiboli... I gather the hotel has gone downhill since but he’s still there as chef...

Side note the hotel overlooks a tiny bit of beach which is where I was sunbathing topless with my other half when he spotted a guy looking at ‘contact’ mag while pleasuring himself... I had ask him what a contact mag was... my other half that is, I didn’t interrupt the wanker to ask... that would have been weird...

Anywhos - we moved further up the beach and he bloody followed us... and carried on... at which point I decided we should leave... my other half, bless him, wanted to challenge the guy... I wasn’t having that, you don’t know who you’re dealing with - probably turn out to be the mayor or police chief or something... I was quite shocked, there were much better bodies to wank over (not false modesty... that is entirely true...)

 

[UgliestSon]

Apparently it’s 24 degrees in London - I haven’t been out all day so cannot confirm. It is hellish muggy though. I expect it’s a trillion degrees in Florida where Ugliest Son is.

Are you sure that a weather chat is the way forward ?

Not awful by Florida summer standards. Low 90s so I guess that would be low 30s by your calculations for Celsius. Oddly the humidity has been mild so far this summer and drier than usual. It is still early though and July, August and into early September will be hell. And I like weather chats.

 

[Bjerget]

It’s currently 18C and overcast.

I’m dealing with it.

Like a boss?

Apparently it’s 24 degrees in London - I haven’t been out all day so cannot confirm. It is hellish muggy though. I expect it’s a trillion degrees in Florida where Ugliest Son is.

Are you sure that a weather chat is the way forward ?

Hmmmmm no, it's probably not the way forward. As an aside, My BF says that same thing all the time and I feel like it is totes adorbs.

24 degrees here in the midlands too... but I’m working from home so managing to combat the mugginess by working in my pants...

Pants as in pantaloons or pants as in trousers? Enquiring minds would like to know!!

Not awful by Florida summer standards. Low 90s so I guess that would be low 30s by your calculations for Celsius. Oddly the humidity has been mild so far this summer and drier than usual. It is still early though and July, August and into early September will be hell. And I like weather chats.

I've never been to Florida, but I can tell you that the US mid atlantic coast gets hellishly warm and swamp like as well.

 

[UgliestSon]

Jean Marc Sanz at El Montiboli... I gather the hotel has gone downhill since but he’s still there as chef...

Side note the hotel overlooks a tiny bit of beach which is where I was sunbathing topless with my other half when he spotted a guy looking at ‘contact’ mag while pleasuring himself... I had ask him what a contact mag was... my other half that is, I didn’t interrupt the wanker to ask... that would have been weird...

Anywhos - we moved further up the beach and he bloody followed us... and carried on... at which point I decided we should leave... my other half, bless him, wanted to challenge the guy... I wasn’t having that, you don’t know who you’re dealing with - probably turn out to be the mayor or police chief or something... I was quite shocked, there were much better bodies to wank over (not false modesty... that is entirely true...)

Oh wow I have heard of him. Much respect.

And good to know FL does not have a monopoly on weirdos.

I am not beach wanker but dont mind looking. I wear dark shades so I donf get grief and only take a quick look.

Speaking of sunglasses, those Bose bluetooth sunglasses I recently saw online are getting purchased soon.

 

[UgliestSon]

Like a boss?



Hmmmmm no, it's probably not the way forward. As an aside, My BF says that same thing all the time and I feel like it is totes adorbs.



Pants as in pantaloons or pants as in trousers? Enquiring minds would like to know!!



I've never been to Florida, but I can tell you that the US mid atlantic coast gets hellishly warm and swamp like as well.

Oh definitely. I like to go to Western Carolina mountain in summer or UK. Trying to get to Belgium before year end too.

 

[Bjerget]

Oh definitely. I like to go to Western Carolina mountain in summer or UK. Trying to get to Belgium before year end too.

I can definitely attest to North Carolina also being hellishly warm in the summer, as well as the UK sometimes

 

[UgliestSon]

I can definitely attest to North Carolina also being hellishly warm in the summer, as well as the UK sometimes

Coastal and Central Carolina are rough but the mountains in the west are nice. Any summer I have spent in UK have been quite mild and amazing.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Like a boss?



Hmmmmm no, it's probably not the way forward. As an aside, My BF says that same thing all the time and I feel like it is totes adorbs.



Pants as in pantaloons or pants as in trousers? Enquiring minds would like to know!!



I've never been to Florida, but I can tell you that the US mid atlantic coast gets hellishly warm and swamp like as well.

Pants as in knickers... wait - when I did football chants in my pants, did people think I meant trousers? Those chants were in my wonder women knickers...

Today’s are however a very boring pair of black cotton Marks and Spencer high leg briefs... can’t beat M&S for knickers...

 

[Bjerget]

Coastal and Central Carolina are rough but the mountains in the west are nice. Any summer I have spent in UK have been quite mild and amazing.

Last year was crazy warm, though!

 

[Bjerget]

Pants as in knickers... wait - when I did football chants in my pants, did people think I meant trousers? Those chants were in my wonder women knickers...

Today’s are however a very boring pair of black cotton Marks and Spencer high leg briefs... can’t beat M&S for knickers...

I'm still not used to them being called pants I just refer to them as unders xD

I did always like M&S for nylons. They have a wide range of sizes for my wide range

 

[AlliaPotestas]

You mean like when Jeremy Cunt happened to be out running and accidentally bumped into some cretin ... there just happened to be a film crew on hand to capture the ensuing conversation.

Trust the DailyFail to play the ‘poor Boris’ card ...

Speaking of cunts - learned a new word, gunt... bit of lower belly between pubic area and stomach. Not quite gut... not quite cunt... Twitter teaches me so much...

 

[UgliestSon]

Pants as in knickers... wait - when I did football chants in my pants, did people think I meant trousers? Those chants were in my wonder women knickers...

Today’s are however a very boring pair of black cotton Marks and Spencer high leg briefs... can’t beat M&S for knickers...

I love M&S. Probably Target in US is closest thing. There was one near my flat in London. I am a lazy shopper so it was nice to just go buy new blue jeans, beer and wine and birthday cake for daughter.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I'm still not used to them being called pants I just refer to them as unders xD

I did always like M&S for nylons. They have a wide range of sizes for my wide range

The UK is general is getting better at catering for all flavours of thighs (thank fuck or I’d have nothing to wear...)

 

[Polranny]

I’ve shared this before but some things are worth a reshare.

https://youtu.be/eaL2tN-M6s4

Absolutely fabulous. Thank you so much for sharing

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Absolutely fabulous. Thank you so much for sharing

She’s amazing - have another!

https://youtu.be/-2z-Cd3luqA

 

[Bjerget]

The UK is general is getting better at catering for all flavours of thighs (thank fuck or I’d have nothing to wear...)

Quite unlike here! I have to go to either the very expensive store or the super cheap discount outlet. They basically have the same quality goods.

 

[Polranny]

Last year I did myself a lot of damage in Ireland with the heat. Still recovering
Worst for humidity was St.Louis, Mo.
I once reduced a French chef to tears for telling him his mash was 'dégueulasse' in front of a dining room full of gourmands.
Holly rocks, thank yo so much for sharing her with us, Allia
Primark pants just about fit, cheaper than Matalan, Marks not as good as they used to be. It's difficult to get decent socks anywhere.
Repeat, Holly rocks.

 

[Spiritedlady]

I can definitely attest to North Carolina also being hellishly warm in the summer, as well as the UK sometimes

Little known fact.... I did a year in a women’s college in North Carolina. Southern Baptist convention too. Before you feel sorry for me I should tell you I had more sex in that year than I have my whole marriage ( and that’s with a ropey haircut)

North Caroline = definitely hot and humid.

 

[Spiritedlady]

She’s amazing - have another!

https://youtu.be/-2z-Cd3luqA

She is great.... I was introduced to her by another Litster who teaches English at University ( I may have been a bit brutal with him.... sorry ).

 

[Bjerget]

Little known fact.... I did a year in a women’s college in North Carolina. Southern Baptist convention too. Before you feel sorry for me I should tell you I had more sex in that year than I have my whole marriage ( and that’s with a ropey haircut)

North Caroline = definitely hot and humid.

That IS an interesting factoid! Thank you for sharing it And I am in full favor of ropey haircuts... I've had all my best sex in one

 

[UgliestSon]

Little known fact.... I did a year in a women’s college in North Carolina. Southern Baptist convention too. Before you feel sorry for me I should tell you I had more sex in that year than I have my whole marriage ( and that’s with a ropey haircut)

North Caroline = definitely hot and humid.

Kinda of awesome and no idea what ropey haircut is.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Have a friend in SC, I keep an eye on the weather there ... it’s bloody warm there most days!

 

[MrDevereaux]

Looks like Europe is going to heat up ...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...e-begins-across-europe?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

 

[Spiritedlady]

Kinda of awesome and no idea what ropey haircut is.

A dodgy haircut. It was short and shaved at the back. This was the early 90s and I wore a lot of black with doc Martin boots and crucifixes ( because I liked Depeche Mode). I discovered Faith No More and a whole host of dubious hip hop that I can’t quite bring myself to get rid of. I dated black dudes.... one of whom was a stripper which caused quite a sensation at my Spring Formal.