Alternate Blurting I: Wasteland

[thør]

MD for a long weekend. Some sense of an escape.

Should be fun. I'm flying all day, starting in the morning. You'd think it wouldn't take that much time to travel halfway around the world.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

When you cross into MD, hang a right and go until you hit the WV line. I'll meet you at the Motel 6. I'll leave a light on.

Leave on two and you've got yourself a deal.

Should be fun. I'm flying all day, starting in the morning. You'd think it wouldn't take that much time to travel halfway around the world.

Ugh, plane time is uncomfortable for me. At least the take offs and landings. I have to put in ear plugs, close my eyes, and pretend my feet are solidly grounded.

 

[Sean]

Watching the England women's team at 1-0 up is precisely as nerve racking as watching the England men's team at 1-0 up.

 

[oralaccents]

Watching the England women's team at 1-0 up is precisely as nerve racking as watching the England men's team at 1-0 up.

Getting in touch with your inner MMF desires; good!

 

[Que]

I'll leave a light on.

Leave on two and you've got yourself a deal.

Lights-on is sexy, for sure.

 

[cowslinger64]

Lights-on is sexy, for sure.

Try not to skip my high school question. Thanks!

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Between the gym, work and even LIT, I've been having the urge to fuck some new pussy something horrible.

 

[cowslinger64]

Between the gym, work and even LIT, I've been having the urge to fuck some new pussy something horrible.

I'm not sure sex with query, vette, hisderpy or botanydummy would be all that pleasurable.

Sorry!

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I'm not sure sex with query, vette, hisderpy or botanydummy would be all that pleasurable.

Sorry!

Lol
I don't know them, but a lot of people around here are weird hahaha.


I have my choice of GB weird or PG kiss asses, whatever I'm in the mood for

 

[CleanScrota]

The Best Served Cold Thread

In the summer many things are best served cold.

 

[CleanScrota]

Beer no matter what the europeein’s say is best served cold.

 

[CleanScrota]

Because a cold beer on a hot day is good.

 

[CleanScrota]

But a warm beer? No thankyou.

 

[CleanScrota]

Boiled eggs. Cold, cut in half, very nice.

 

[CleanScrota]

Hot, cut in half on a hot day? No.

 

[CleanScrota]

Ice cream. No discussion neded.

 

[CleanScrota]

Guac. Also better chilled than warm.

 

[CleanScrota]

Sun tan lotion. Splooge, aha!

 

[CleanScrota]

But not cold splooge. Just the splooge sound.

 

[CleanScrota]

Citrus fruits. Lightly chilled but not too much.

 

[CleanScrota]

Cold nipples. Ice cubes. Fun.

 

[CleanScrota]

Hot nipples? They are more fun cold.

 

[CleanScrota]

Hot tongue. Cold shoulder.

 

[CleanScrota]

Receiving a cold mouth blowjob is delightful on a hot night.

 

[CleanScrota]

I like a cold facecloth on a hot day.