Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[mobleedzblue]

Well damn, I didn't think about prizes at all. I have such a shitty game show host. Would you like a virtual trophy, a virtual sticker, or what would be an appropriate prize for correctly estimating my titty size?

If you're the virtual trophy......then yes please.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If you're the virtual trophy......then yes please.

do people really want to win a mouthy sarcastic pain in the ass trophy lol. Last thing I think I would want is my winners trophy being a sarcastic smart ass lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Anyway, the answer to Justa's tit versus a watermelon.

Well a watermelon can't quite fill out Justa's bra

http://i.imgur.com/AgSQbZBm.jpg

So what have we learned today. If you want to go on a watermelon shoplifting spree, borrow Justa's bra a wear baggy clothes. Then walk out of the store with 2 watermelons at a time.

 

[mobleedzblue]

do people really want to win a mouthy sarcastic pain in the ass trophy lol. Last thing I think I would want is my winners trophy being a sarcastic smart ass lol

Have you seen your smart ass lately? It is very delicious and sexy!

 

[EctoJohn]

Your boobs might be bigger than watermelons (although depends on the kind, not all watermelons are made equal), but...

You know, I thought I had something for that "but", but I can't think of anything good.

I might have said "but they aren't as juicy", but that didn't sound right.

I'd rather have your tits than watermelon, though.

 

[mobleedzblue]

Anyway, the answer to Justa's tit versus a watermelon.

Well a watermelon can't quite fill out Justa's bra

http://i.imgur.com/AgSQbZBm.jpg

So what have we learned today. If you want to go on a watermelon shoplifting spree, borrow Justa's bra a wear baggy clothes. Then walk out of the store with 2 watermelons at a time.

Winner winner!

 

[thomasthehorny765]

Anyway, the answer to Justa's tit versus a watermelon.

Well a watermelon can't quite fill out Justa's bra

http://i.imgur.com/AgSQbZBm.jpg

So what have we learned today. If you want to go on a watermelon shoplifting spree, borrow Justa's bra a wear baggy clothes. Then walk out of the store with 2 watermelons at a time.

Jesus Fucking Christ, you are beautiful

 

[scotluvsoral]

Hate when that happens. Hell, I have things I planted that I can't remember what they are.



So things I learned today, go check out Jamie Curtis's boobs.

Will do that shortly.





Oh you'd be amazed how many ways my tits can offended.

1) the guys who think posting tits in general is offensive, the concept of women sharing unclothed pictures. They come in 2 subsets. Sometimes they come as insulting pms, I mainly curse at them and end up determining they are fucking pussies. The next subset tries to come of nice and attempts to save my soul. I send them pictures of my asshole to see if they manage to see my soul.

2) the men that seem to think my tits are why they can not meet any of the sweet young virginal women on lit. They actually initially appear to be subset 1, but my tits are especially offensive beyond the fact that I am a chick posting ny tits. I don't quite understand how my tits prevent them from meeting women. Best I could come up with, young virginally lit females think my titties may attack and thus flee, hence my signatures. I have not come up with an appropriate reply.

3) men who hate big boobs and or plus size chicks, and find the fact that threads with that type of chick exist offensive. Idk, maybe they saw one of my avis like where I was wearing my instructional underwear or where i was sitting there drinking wine and the fact that I have big boobs was not obvious (even though it says it in my profile) and they looked and were all traumatized. I usually send them a Norma Stitz video.

4) the ones who are offended to learn that I am married and post my boobs. Apparently, the extreme deception of me keeping the fact that I am married so well hidden from them is offensive. I apologize that their wives found better men and are now finally enjoying getting well laid.

5) ones who are pissed that I am old and post my boobs. Again i guess they feel deceived when they know I have a very young child, and then finally figure out that I am 40, because i hide that so well putting it in my profile and all. So they spent time looking at what they thought was a 30 year old, which was tolerable, but 40 is not. I send them geriatric porn.

So far that is all the ways i have found my tits can offend litsters. But yes, I often find ways to fuck with them as it amuses me. Honestly, sometimes I just really like to fuck with assholes. I think many lit men can relate to that. I just do it more creatively and less sexually.




You know if you start boob punning, I will start cow punning, and that could end up such a miss steak.

Glad you enjoyed though.

Loved your post...laughed my butt off through the whole thing!!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Have you seen your smart ass lately? It is very delicious and sexy!

well thank you. but oh the sarcasm that it comes with

Your boobs might be bigger than watermelons (although depends on the kind, not all watermelons are made equal), but...

You know, I thought I had something for that "but", but I can't think of anything good.

I might have said "but they aren't as juicy", but that didn't sound right.

I'd rather have your tits than watermelon, though.

haha, I think nothing today is going to quite sound right.

yeah the seedless types seem smaller than many. I know some watermelons are bigger than my tits, but I think seeing that many aren't is still fucking funny.

oh, would you rather have watermelon or tits, I think that shall be the question of the day that I ask anyone who comes up to me (and I know has a sense of humor)

Winner winner!

congratulations, one point to you.

Jesus Fucking Christ, you are beautiful

well thank you. but no compliment for the watermelon? don't be rude.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Loved your post...laughed my butt off through the whole thing!!!

well thank you, glad I am not the only one sits behind my computer screen laughing at my weirdness.

 

[scotluvsoral]

Well damn, I didn't think about prizes at all. I have such a shitty game show host. Would you like a virtual trophy, a virtual sticker, or what would be an appropriate prize for correctly estimating my titty size?

38 HH?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so next up, in which is bigger, Justa's tits or a beach ball?

You know the balls, they have a little valve that your put in your mouth and blow and blow and blow. this is a kangaroo brand from amazon.

I was going to post a video of someone who shoved 2 beach balls under there shirt and did a silly dance, and while there is no internet shortage of that, I found they all looked like teenagers, and I doubted them being over 18, both the males and the females.

Apparently, one outgrows putting beach balls under your shirt and doing a silly dance at 18. ok well, that isn't entirely true. I did find a clip of a women who looked about 50 doing it, but it was 100s of people, looking like spring break, so I don't know about the consent of people in the video... like was everyone ok with the fact it was posted to youtube

So alas no beach ball dance

well I did find 2 older people dressed in sexy lingerie who run a little youtube show called The Morning Chooch and have an episode about beach balls on their ass. maybe they dance. I question whether they actually have cooches though, but they may be post op. or honestly, I am really not sure if they are actually trans or just like to be silly on youtube. I would think I was going to have surgery to become female, that I would have grown out my hair, or at least gotten good custom wigs, but what do I know about transitioning to being a woman. anyway, I guess we could watch that, or we could not.

but back on point. which is bigger, Justa's tits or beach balls?

 

[mobleedzblue]

so next up, in which is bigger, Justa's tits or a beach ball?

You know the balls, they have a little valve that your put in your mouth and blow and blow and blow. this is a kangaroo brand from amazon.

I was going to post a video of someone who shoved 2 beach balls under there shirt and did a silly dance, and while there is no internet shortage of that, I found they all looked like teenagers, and I doubted them being over 18, both the males and the females.

Apparently, one outgrows putting beach balls under your shirt and doing a silly dance at 18. ok well, that isn't entirely true. I did find a clip of a women who looked about 50 doing it, but it was 100s of people, looking like spring break, so I don't know about the consent of people in the video... like was everyone ok with the fact it was posted to youtube

So alas no beach ball dance

well I did find 2 older people dressed in sexy lingerie who run a little youtube show called The Morning Chooch and have an episode about beach balls on their ass. maybe they dance. I question whether they actually have cooches though, but they may be post op. or honestly, I am really not sure if they are actually trans or just like to be silly on youtube. I would think I was going to have surgery to become female, that I would have grown out my hair, or at least gotten good custom wigs, but what do I know about transitioning to being a woman. anyway, I guess we could watch that, or we could not.

but back on point. which is bigger, Justa's tits or beach balls?

This is a tough one, there are multiple sized beach balls. I'll go beach balls this time!

 

[Paul_Chance]

I’m going to have to go with the Beachball. With all due respect to your wonderful boobies those things are freaking huge – beach balls that is.

I’m sipping my morning coffee and contemplating a question of which would I rather have - watermelons or booby’s. Surprisingly my brain didn’t have an easy answer because it started thinking about all the different kind of cocktails you can make with watermelons. I’m going to have to contemplate on this a little bit more. I may have an answer by my 3rd cup of coffee.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

38 HH?

have we learned nothing over the past 2 years, and my bra fashion show like 2 weeks ago, I started here at a 32HH, so I see where you might think that. But I have gained probable 40lbs (not sure, that bitch of a scale is still in the naughty corner)

But I do not gain proportionally. Tits, ass, and thighs first, then it will start on the bonier parts of the body like the rib cage. this bra is a 38JJ (US 38N), however it is a sister size. The correct answer is more likely a 36K or US 36 O my fucking god, no fucking way.

This is a tough one, there are multiple sized beach balls. I'll go beach balls this time!

well it could be a close one, but we shall see

I’m going to have to go with the Beachball. With all due respect to your wonderful boobies those things are freaking huge – beach balls that is.

I’m sipping my morning coffee and contemplating a question of which would I rather have - watermelons or booby’s. Surprisingly my brain didn’t have an easy answer because it started thinking about all the different kind of cocktails you can make with watermelons. I’m going to have to contemplate on this a little bit more. I may have an answer by my 3rd cup of coffee.

another for the beach balls, hum.

watermelon does have a lot of options, more so than tits for sure, but is also messy and a bit of work to carve

 

[Youneverknow81]

Anyway, the answer to Justa's tit versus a watermelon.

Well a watermelon can't quite fill out Justa's bra

http://i.imgur.com/AgSQbZBm.jpg

So what have we learned today. If you want to go on a watermelon shoplifting spree, borrow Justa's bra a wear baggy clothes. Then walk out of the store with 2 watermelons at a time.

Hahahahahahaha! This is hilarious! Well done!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

ok back from work interrupting my silliness.

the answer to the long awaited beach ball question.

http://i.imgur.com/y8YHWHYl.jpg

Well I guess I can say I have beach ball sized tits.

 

[Youneverknow81]

ok back from work interrupting my silliness.

the answer to the long awaited beach ball question.

http://i.imgur.com/y8YHWHYl.jpg

Well I guess I can say I have beach ball sized tits.

Wow. And a very strong core!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hahahahahahaha! This is hilarious! Well done!

thanks, I am glad you are getting a kick out of whatever I want wacky Wednesday.

 

[Youneverknow81]

thanks, I am glad you are getting a kick out of whatever I want wacky Wednesday.

Most definitely, your humor is speaking to me on many levels! My sides hurt and my pants are tight? Weird

 

[mobleedzblue]

ok back from work interrupting my silliness.

the answer to the long awaited beach ball question.

http://i.imgur.com/y8YHWHYl.jpg

Well I guess I can say I have beach ball sized tits.

Damn, I'm 1 and 1. Please give me a tie breaker opportunity! I really want that trophy.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Well, let me just say - that is impressive. (Takes notes of proportion for his life sized JustaSexRobot (patent pending).

Yes, watermelon is messy (boobs can be messy) and hard to work with (boobs can be hard to work with - and makes a good pun). Watermelon can be chilled (yep, boobs can be chilled). Watermelon can be found at any grocery market (yep, boobs can be found there too). Hmmm. This was far closer than I thought. But in the end it's boobs for the win. (Yes, you could have sex with a watermelon, but uh, that would be weird. No wait, sex with boobs can get weird too.)

Watermelons won't stab you in your sleep if you piss them off. That's a plus.

Still, I will have to go with boobs.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Most definitely, your humor is speaking to me on many levels! My sides hurt and my pants are tight? Weird

I am really not so sure that my pointless attempts at humor today should be causing erections. you must get hard easily. God it must be damn entertaining to be your coworker. I would so have fun with that for my own amusement.

Damn, I'm 1 and 1. Please give me a tie breaker opportunity! I really want that trophy.

teach you to doubt my tits. bet you would have bet against my tits being able to carry that vacuum cleaner all by themselves too.

 

[mobleedzblue]

I am really not so sure that my pointless attempts at humor today should be causing erections. you must get hard easily. God it must be damn entertaining to be your coworker. I would so have fun with that for my own amusement.



teach you to doubt my tits. bet you would have bet against my tits being able to carry that vacuum cleaner all by themselves too.

I'll never bet against your tits again. I may beat off against them but never bet against.

 

[Youneverknow81]

I am really not so sure that my pointless attempts at humor today should be causing erections. you must get hard easily. God it must be damn entertaining to be your coworker. I would so have fun with that for my own amusement.



teach you to doubt my tits. bet you would have bet against my tits being able to carry that vacuum cleaner all by themselves too.

I would be in a lot of trouble. I’d definitely require scheduled bathroom breaks and I’d desperately need to keep hydrated even though it’s an office...