The Isolated Blurt Thread II

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.ibb.co/SdZCPy1/D8-WBYXRXs-AAmk-VK.jpg

when you have to work

but you make it chill.

 

[stickygirl]

I have two sets of idiots for neighbours - house next door got rented out and they've made BFFs with the other idiots from no23. I could post recordings if you don't believe me. They're the sort who voted for Brexit because jolly rotten foreigners takin our jobs innit and have drunken grandparents looking after the kids.

 

[butters]

I have two sets of fuckwits for neighbours - house next door got rented out and they've made BFFs with the wankers from no23. I could post recordings if you don't believe me. They're the sort who voted for Brexit because fucking foreigners takin our jobs innit and have drunken grandparents looking after the kids.

you have my deepest sympathy

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/xT0BKjXxkvZKe9ryXS/giphy.gif

when you really wanna clap back to someone's deliberate stupidity, but your brain's front of the house knows it's just gonna waste your time

 

[butters]

well that was ever so slightly awkward: H's 96 year old mother walks into the room to watch a bit of tv with us before she goes to bed, JUST missing the funny cats doing weird things moment on Ridiculousness only to sit and see a dolphin rising out of the water to hump some dumb female tourist

i concentrated on my rug so as not to notice . she took herself to bed. sorry, ma'am

 

[butters]

Sophia:

Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless a lesbian sheds; that I don’t like.

omg, i love the golden girls.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.ibb.co/mFs0BF7/IMG-0703.jpg

 

[bodysong]

Tigers blep!

(very pink tongues)

 

[AnneSexton]

I took ecstasy tonight. It was my first time. I feel so happy. Everything feels so good. My lady parts are warm and ready. My hair is so soft. You can touch it if you want. Come over here and cuddle me, please. I want to be with you. I just peed for like eight minutes. I didn’t want to stop. I held it for as long as I could because I was afraid if I peed the feeling would end; but it didn’t. I’m so glad. Don’t worry. Everything is fine. We’re all good. I feel good. Sarah keeps checking on me. “Are you okay, Anne? You want some water? Come dance with us.” Okay. I’m in. Let’s just dance. I like this bouncy music.”

 

[trysail]

Google

IS

evil.

​

 

[stickygirl]

YouTube video suggestion removal "Tell us why"

• I've already watched the video
• I don't like the video
• I'm not interested in this channel
• I'm not interested in recommendations based on...
• He's a cunt <- it's always missing

 

[phantom4533]

I’m watching Captain Marvel and every time I have a question I’m going to keep quiet and have a drink of wine.

 

[phantom4533]

I hope I have enough wine.

 

[ryan8558]

Just go with it.

and watch out for the flerken!!

 

[phantom4533]

Sweden sure has a lot of blonds playing for them.

 

[thør]

Sweden sure has a lot of blonds playing for them.

They've hired them from Finland.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

I'm now old and grey, and using my brain to make money when the world hates me. Seems that recently that I get lamed for being smart by people who isnt.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

They've hired them from Finland.

Mr Makkininn says no

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I work with the most beautiful women in the world.

 

[HarryHill]

Me too













There's never enough wine

 

[phantom4533]

Au revoir

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I'm a older man, that likes all women

 

[thør]

Au revoir

What a way to go!

 

[Noor]

Au revoir

Are you guys heading my way?

 

[Noor]

Looks like I am going to be around a bit longer, considering my options for the next 30 yrs or so...