Hello from London!

[londoner2]

Is it possible he did just think she liked glazed rings??

https://www.kentlive.news/news/uk-world-news/tonbridge-boss-suspended-after-inappropriate-2976001

Also if you bring Krispy Kremes into my office - you can have pretty much a free pass to say anything because we love Krispy Kremes...

What a pity this wasn't reported by the Daily Mail.
Then we'd know how much their houses were worth too.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I’m not getting down on my knees and scrubbing the carpets.

Are you sure because my carpets need a scrubbing...

 

[Ironfan]

I’m not getting down on my knees and scrubbing the carpets.

Begs the question of what you will get on your knees for?

My favourite thing was the quote from another witness..

""He was trying to impersonate a helicopter as he jumped off
He swung his lower region around in circles to re-create a 'helicopter'."

His "lower region"????? wtf

Do they mean his todger or was he doing some wired kinda leg exercise?

 

[Booboobear84]

Begs the question of what you will get on your knees for?



Do they mean his todger or was he doing some wired kinda leg exercise?

First thing I thought after the hand and knees comment.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Are you sure because my carpets need a scrubbing...

That smile might work on some people ...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

That smile might work on some people ...

Haha! It’s the eyes not the smile that will have you cleaning my carpets

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Shake n vac lady anyone?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

https://youtu.be/4q8inM0gKVo

 

[MrDevereaux]

Shake n vac lady anyone?

You do the shake ‘n’ vac and put the jizz ...

Oops, I did it again.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Is it possible he did just think she liked glazed rings??

https://www.kentlive.news/news/uk-world-news/tonbridge-boss-suspended-after-inappropriate-2976001

Also if you bring Krispy Kremes into my office - you can have pretty much a free pass to say anything because we love Krispy Kremes...

so is that some kind of British euphemism? Because they did say it was a joke gone wrong

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://youtu.be/4q8inM0gKVo

that's how I vacuum, except naked...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Ahem....

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1503334

 

[AngelicaS1780]

so is that some kind of British euphemism? Because they did say it was a joke gone wrong

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glazed**0ring

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glazed**0donut

I had to urban dictionary it. Don’t know which of these is most accurate in this context.

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glazed**0ring

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glazed**0donut

I had to urban dictionary it. Don’t know which of these is most accurate in this context.

found it in a search on the link you sent
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glazed+ring

 

[AngelicaS1780]

that's how I vacuum, except naked...

Guess I need to have wall to wall carpet installed at the new apartment.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Did people get my carpets was a euphemism for my pubey bits? There seems to be a lack of interest in scrubbing my carpets... although you can keep the shake and vac well away... I don’t need to smell synthetically pine fresh...

 

[MrDevereaux]

Did people get my carpets was a euphemism for my pubey bits? There seems to be a lack of interest in scrubbing my carpets... although you can keep the shake and vac well away... I don’t need to smell synthetically pine fresh...

Ah!

I’ll make sure those carpets are well scrubbed. I’ll use my special tool kit

 

[Polranny]

Did people get my carpets was a euphemism for my pubey bits? There seems to be a lack of interest in scrubbing my carpets... although you can keep the shake and vac well away... I don’t need to smell synthetically pine fresh...

I can hire Rug Doctor. Sainsbury's have a special weekend rate, its a sort of bogof aimed at attracting ladies with pubey bits

 

[MrDevereaux]

This thread is a safe haven.

 

[hotoldrguy]

This thread is a safe haven.

Hi Mr. D how are you doing today?

 

[MrDevereaux]

Hi Mr. D how are you doing today?

Feeling quite tired.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Hi Mr. D how are you doing today?

How are you doing?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Feeling quite tired.

Taking a little break from packing to give you a big hug.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Taking a little break from packing to give you a big hug.

How’s the packing going?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

How’s the packing going?

I vacillate between thinking that I have things under control and panic that I will be up packing all through the night on Tuesday. With the number of times that I have moved, you would think I’d have this down to a science, but I am a procrastinator by nature.