The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII : In Praise of Older Yoga Pants

[RobDownSouth]

My shoulder hurts

Rotator cuff tear.
*nods*
*sad*

You'll be okay 6 months after surgical repair. Trust me.

 

[dolf]

Never be the nice person.

Sound life advice.

I always told my kids, it's better to be good than to be nice. They're often completely different things.

 

[silver gurl]

Sound life advice.

I always told my kids, it's better to be good than to be nice. They're often completely different things.

Nice=fucked over. Always watch your back.

 

[dolf]

Rotator cuff tear.
*nods*
*sad*

You'll be okay 6 months after surgical repair. Trust me.

Nuh uh. It's betwixt blade and spine. When it happened it almost felt like the muscles unzipped, with the grain rather than across. A sensation of unzipping It doesn't change the function or the strength, but it really doesn't feel nice.

 

[NHKitty]

Smoked Duck Poutine and beers for dinner.
We totally earned it.

 

[dolf]

Smoked Duck Poutine and beers for dinner.
We totally earned it.

And now, despite pigging out all day, I'm suddenly peckish.

 

[Que]

Can’t wait to compete for the next one!

I thought the fake blurt thread might be more interesting to capture.

Then they can take their marbles and start a fake squared blurt thread.

 

[Wings]

Rubbin’ is racin’

 

[Lancedalot]

Every time I see dolf's av I smell mothballs.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Nuh uh. It's betwixt blade and spine. When it happened it almost felt like the muscles unzipped, with the grain rather than across. A sensation of unzipping It doesn't change the function or the strength, but it really doesn't feel nice.

You need your pressure points worked on.

 

[dolf]

Bored, scrolling through old attachments on lit, like digging out the photo album. I think that this is my favourite picture of my favourite boys.

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2036703&d=1511063907

 

[oralaccents]

I thought the fake blurt thread might be more interesting to capture.

Then they can take their marbles and start a fake squared blurt thread.

Good idea!

I think they could start a thread about sex tourism in belize.

Or men who date women to gain access to their children.

 

[trysail]

That was an entirely satisfactory race. I'm very, very happy with my time.

The time, for that distance, on that course, at my age, through all the bushes, the mud, the stream crossings and over fallen trees and rocks and roots is just fine.


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[trysail]

The damage that can be done by a man with an enormous guilt complex and a gargantuan trust fund is incalculable.

"A schoolteacher is a man employed to tell lies to little boys."

-Henry Adams
The Education of Henry Adams.
Library of America edition, New York. 1983.​

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[trysail]

A lot of the rich idiots paying lots of $$$ to be hauled to the top of Everest are risking their lives so they can go to the next cocktail party or sales meeting and be able to say, "I climbed Everest."

It really is colossally stupid. Their Darwin Awards are deserved.



Nepal Says Overcrowding Not The Sole Issue As Everest Death Toll Reaches Nine


https://cdnph.upi.com/svc/sv/upi_com/6261558899728/2019/1/2803fab6cb4474743a519c3fd0777833/Nepal-says-overcrowding-not-the-sole-issue-as-Everest-death-toll-reaches-nine.jpg

by Daniel Uria

May 26 (UPI) -- Nepal's government denied recent statements solely attributing the increase of deaths on Mount Everest to overcrowding on the mountain. Dandu Raj Ghimire, director general of Nepal's tourism authority, said other factors, including poor weather conditions, have contributed to the nine reported deaths on the mountain. Ghimire said 381 people had climbed the mountain this spring, but a lack of clear weather has lead to a "higher than expected" number of people on the routes.

British climber Robin Haynes Fisher, who became the latest victim when he died of apparent altitude sickness on Saturday, cited the crowds as potentially fatal in an Instagram post before his ascent.

"With a single route to the summit, delays caused by overcrowding could prove fatal so I am hopeful my decision to go for the 25th will mean fewer people. Unless of course everyone else plays the same waiting game," Fisher wrote.

Crowds of climbers were stuck in a line to the summit of the mountain where most people can only spend a few minutes without extra oxygen. Mountain guide Adrian Ballinger told CNN that the poor weather led to fewer climbing days and exacerbated problems for less experienced climbers.

"These deaths were entirely preventable," he said. "And they were due to this lack of judgment on a difficult season with difficult weather."
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[dolf]

It's all fun and games until somebody gets a puncture.

 

[Saint Peter]

https://www.bicycleaccessories.us/bicycle-pump-540.jpg

 

[oralaccents]

Will pete pump the board bicycle?

 

[Saint Peter]

https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/flamethrower-tractor.jpg

 

[oralaccents]

So...After the latest round of penicillin kicks in.

 

[dolf]

https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/flamethrower-tractor.jpg

If you can't get anyone to like you, you may as well make being a wanker your trademark.

 

[CleanScrota]

If you can't get anyone to like you, you may as well make being a wanker your trademark.

Is being liked your reason for being here?

 

[With_David_Bowie]

I didn’t even remember what day it is.

Im working two jobs a day... I get to work... but I cant remember what week it is and whos paying me

 

[With_David_Bowie]

I've expanded my "everything can be fixed with duct tape and superglue!" theory of medicine to include kinetic tape.

It's only muscular. My bodybuilding toyboy with the huge cock© tore it a few years back, and it gives me twinges from time to time.

... well, twinges that have kept me awake a few nights this week. So I should really be resting it more. But I got twitchy and restless.

Does it work or is it insanity declaring it fine over realising over ego/too old?

 

[With_David_Bowie]

Rubbin’ is racin’

rubbin is foreplay in the 80's