Swannie's Random Stuff

[hotcpu]

I was going through a few old boxes looking for some documents this morning and found my old suction cup dildo. It would have to be 25 years old. Still sticks onto mirrors, walls, bathtubs. I used to love riding this one in the bath or shower, or backing onto it on a mirror so I could see it. I will have to give it another go for old times sake.

I told you that Treasure Trove was something to be enjoyed!! Can't Wait!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I was going through a few old boxes looking for some documents this morning and found my old suction cup dildo. It would have to be 25 years old. Still sticks onto mirrors, walls, bathtubs. I used to love riding this one in the bath or shower, or backing onto it on a mirror so I could see it. I will have to give it another go for old times sake.

DANG! That's a big'un

 

[tnman03]

I was going through a few old boxes looking for some documents this morning and found my old suction cup dildo. It would have to be 25 years old. Still sticks onto mirrors, walls, bathtubs. I used to love riding this one in the bath or shower, or backing onto it on a mirror so I could see it. I will have to give it another go for old times sake.

Those always look interesting when someone posts a picture of video of them using one.

Here's hoping you enjoy yourself to the fullest extent possible.

 

[missswannie]

suction cup dildo

Just thinking of the the scientific thought that has gone into calculating the angle of attack of this fearsome weapon.

Newer ones are a bit more flexible and realistic. This old one is a blunt instrument that doesn't curve inside you.

be sure to get video...

Ha, I admit to having done so just to see it disappear, but I think that's one for the pervy collection and not here.

I told you that Treasure Trove was something to be enjoyed!! Can't Wait!!

You will just have to imagine what I did with it.

DANG! That's a big'un

Girth is fine, but it does take a little effort on the hard ones to relax and go the final inches.

Those always look interesting when someone posts a picture of video of them using one.

Here's hoping you enjoy yourself to the fullest extent possible.

I think so. You get so far until it hits top and then you have to mentally adjust to stretch in the rest. Probably visually that pause and reflect then slowly inch the rest in would be the interesting part. Thats part of why doing it on a mirror and watching it happen is stimulating.

 

[MrRetro]

I was going through a few old boxes looking for some documents this morning and found my old suction cup dildo. It would have to be 25 years old. Still sticks onto mirrors, walls, bathtubs. I used to love riding this one in the bath or shower, or backing onto it on a mirror so I could see it. I will have to give it another go for old times sake.

Well he looks quite healthy for an old chap..! Always erotic to have a dildo with life like testicles..!

Enjoy your nostalgic ride Swannie, I’m sure he won’t have lost his mojo..

 

[missswannie]

Well he looks quite healthy for an old chap..! Always erotic to have a dildo with life like testicles..!

Enjoy your nostalgic ride Swannie, I’m sure he won’t have lost his mojo..

The chap walked in on me while I was 'engaged' and decided to join in the fun. I think the more recent "real feel" models are better for this, so old friend might go for a spin in the dishwasher and then be re-retired.

 

[Followmenow6969_2]

I was going through a few old boxes looking for some documents this morning and found my old suction cup dildo. It would have to be 25 years old. Still sticks onto mirrors, walls, bathtubs. I used to love riding this one in the bath or shower, or backing onto it on a mirror so I could see it. I will have to give it another go for old times sake.

I would love to watch and try it myself

 

[missswannie]

Visiting a friend for morning coffee and she walked behind me and pulled my knickers up out of my jeans. Same friend who had a habit of the same at least once a week way back at school. I suppose marks awarded for old times sake consistency. I would have worn prettier ones if I knew she was going to be cheeky.

 

[Todger65]

Visiting a friend for morning coffee and she walked behind me and pulled my knickers up out of my jeans. Same friend who had a habit of the same at least once a week way back at school. I suppose marks awarded for old times sake consistency. I would have worn prettier ones if I knew she was going to be cheeky.
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Oh nice, a half wedgie.

 

[HirokoM]

I was going through a few old boxes looking for some documents this morning and found my old suction cup dildo. It would have to be 25 years old. Still sticks onto mirrors, walls, bathtubs. I used to love riding this one in the bath or shower, or backing onto it on a mirror so I could see it. I will have to give it another go for old times sake.

Oh my, that is so big. I get a shiver inside trying to imagine even trying to do that one.

 

[HirokoM]

Visiting a friend for morning coffee and she walked behind me and pulled my knickers up out of my jeans. Same friend who had a habit of the same at least once a week way back at school. I suppose marks awarded for old times sake consistency. I would have worn prettier ones if I knew she was going to be cheeky.

It looks kind of natural. Sexy to know what you are wearing but it is like everyone should see it.

 

[ohverbatum7]

pulled my knickers up out of my jeans.

I have always thought of thongs being a bit uncomfortable, a bit like those wire cheese cutters: But then why would you wear them? I thought of the snug fitting white ones you wore with your hand down the front. you have my ideal woman's body shape, illustrated by you lying prone on a beach towel, posted earlier.

 

[Micio_Lambire]

I was going through a few old boxes looking for some documents this morning and found my old suction cup dildo. It would have to be 25 years old. Still sticks onto mirrors, walls, bathtubs. I used to love riding this one in the bath or shower, or backing onto it on a mirror so I could see it. I will have to give it another go for old times sake.

Random question. How long is it? Okay. I lied. Two random questions. How thick is it?

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Visiting a friend for morning coffee and she walked behind me and pulled my knickers up out of my jeans. Same friend who had a habit of the same at least once a week way back at school. I suppose marks awarded for old times sake consistency. I would have worn prettier ones if I knew she was going to be cheeky.

Cute jeans

 

[missswannie]

Oh nice, a half wedgie.

Well, a front wedged wedge. They are by design a wedgie, but very comfortable.

Oh my, that is so big. I get a shiver inside trying to imagine even trying to do that one.

You could if you wanted to. Just a matter of a little stretching for the girth and then gradually getting used to the feeling up deep.

It looks kind of natural. Sexy to know what you are wearing but it is like everyone should see it.

Sometimes it is fun having a nice looking thong poke out, all sorts of people trying to get a peek.

pulled my knickers up out of my jeans.

I have always thought of thongs being a bit uncomfortable, a bit like those wire cheese cutters: But then why would you wear them? I thought of the snug fitting white ones you wore with your hand down the front. you have my ideal woman's body shape, illustrated by you lying prone on a beach towel, posted earlier.

The right ones are extremely comfortable moulding to you and leaving you with a bare bum. Swimming in them is great. There are many shapes, widths and the way they spread the tension at the back. You soon work out which ones fit which way, the wrong fit sneaks between your lips and up your...

 

[zekuma]

Visiting a friend for morning coffee and she walked behind me and pulled my knickers up out of my jeans. Same friend who had a habit of the same at least once a week way back at school. I suppose marks awarded for old times sake consistency. I would have worn prettier ones if I knew she was going to be cheeky.

Yes, it does look as if someone has pulled them through. The front view might be somewhat interesting. Somewhat up you?

 

[missswannie]

Cute jeans

I think she was going to go for the knickers whether it was jeans or a dress. I should confound her efforts one day and just visit her commando.

Yes, it does look as if someone has pulled them through. The front view might be somewhat interesting. Somewhat up you?

A bit front split and between me after the pull.

 

[ohverbatum7]

the wrong fit sneaks between your lips and up your..

Isn't Lit a wonderful way to have have intimate conversations, I can't think of another medium where such an exchange with complete strangers would be possible, or is this just my age showing?

 

[Paul_Chance]

Going commando would be a good trick to pull.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Visiting a friend for morning coffee and she walked behind me and pulled my knickers up out of my jeans. Same friend who had a habit of the same at least once a week way back at school. I suppose marks awarded for old times sake consistency. I would have worn prettier ones if I knew she was going to be cheeky.

Please thank your friend for us

 

[missswannie]

the wrong fit sneaks between your lips and up your..

Isn't Lit a wonderful way to have have intimate conversations, I can't think of another medium where such an exchange with complete strangers would be possible, or is this just my age showing?

No, that is the lovely side of Lit that you can have conversation in the fun sides of life. I think that's why we are all here. It's always nice logging in and seeing someone engaging. I have a crack at answering most things

Going commando would be a good trick to pull.

Probably the only way to defeat her approach, although payback is probably the better thing to plan.

Please thank your friend for us

I will do that. No doubt I will see her at the polling place for Election Day today. She's usually handling democracy sausages with the other mums. It's an Aussie thing.

 

[zekuma]

I will do that. No doubt I will see her at the polling place for Election Day today. She's usually handling democracy sausages with the other mums. It's an Aussie thing.

Sounds like a super friendly way to influence voter turnout. Have a bunch of mums handling sausage. Do the female voters get a special service too?

 

[missswannie]

Sounds like a super friendly way to influence voter turnout. Have a bunch of mums handling sausage. Do the female voters get a special service too?

Ha, Australia has compulsory voting. It's a $200 fine for not voting so voter turnout is not an issue, and mandate is never in question. Schools are used as polling places so the schools and /or sporting clubs and charities have hotdogs and the like on sale in the grounds and is recognised by law, political parties and people as being good, hence democracy sausage. It would be slightly bad form to not purchase a hotdog, or cake from the cake stall etc. I see that all the Australian embassies around the world open for voting have sausages being barbecued for local schools and charities.

 

[sensyngman]

Set the timer, run down to the water, hopefully stay within frame or wonder if the camera has fallen over and taken a pic of your towel.

You are a beautiful sight to behold, naked on the beach


xxx
Tyler

 

[Polranny]

Are there Eurovision sausages later? I have drawn Australia in Allia's sweepstake. If i win will you be a special guest at my celebration.