Alternate Blurting I: Wasteland

[nowisthetime]

Treat yourself!

Did the transistor radio fall on your head?

Is that your latest side piece pic? Did you suck the toe fungus from her toes, too, and lick her corns?


So you gonna follow me around because you haz a sad?

Petty grandpapi, 6th grade called.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Oh, I don't think you are *that* hurt. I think you doth protest to much. You like a little butt-hurt, if you know what I'm sayin'!

Oh look, yet another "I know you are but what am I?" reply from queew.
How on Earth did he function before PeeWee Herman came along?

 

[cowslinger64]

Treat yourself!

It's funny seeing you try to make fun of anyone else. More funny sad than funny ha ha tho.


Especially when you look like this:


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7d/60/3e/7d603e6bfa9e17536b0c28f483f53e31.jpg

 

[Not Normal]

When NyQuil doesn't work, it's time for the moonshine remedies.

Y'know, this would make an awesome title for a book or a story.

Maybe even an...erotic one?

https://cdn.prdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/beyonce-thinking.gif

I was thinking it makes a great record title.

 

[Sean]

The City v Spurs game is fucking insane.

 

[Que]

It's funny seeing you try to make fun of anyone else. More funny sad than funny ha ha ..

Is that so?

I often find that the people that are the most full of themselves, are the ones that really shouldn't be.

 

[butters]

grub's new collar is cute

 

[cowslinger64]

Is that so?

I often find that the people that are the most full of themselves, are the ones that really shouldn't be.

Yep..That would be you.


I don't have the lofty opinion of myself like you.. You certainly have not earned that.


Every time you get in your busted ass vehicle to drive someone around, remember just how smart you really are.

 

[Que]

Yep..That would be you.


I don't have the lofty opinion of myself like you.. You certainly have not earned that.


Every time you get in your busted ass vehicle to drive someone around, remember just how smart you really are.

Good one!

Did you forget to point put your hourly wage? This is usually where you interject that to illustrate your greater worth.

 

[Luk]

You're basically a dumb Ewok. And probably smell the same.

 

[Que]

You're basically a dumb Ewok. And probably smell the same.

What do Ewoks smell like?

 

[cowslinger64]

Good one!

Did you forget to point put your hourly wage? This is usually where you interject that to illustrate your greater worth.

I don't need to. YOU remember how much it is. You even corrected me recently. That made me smile


I like that it sticks in your craw. You're a sad, miserable little fuck.

 

[Luk]

What do Ewoks smell like?

You really don't have to respond to every post.

 

[Que]

You really don't have to respond to every post.

Why not?

 

[HarryHill]

why not?

 

[adrina]

Why?



.

 

[von_Bismarck]

What?

 

[adrina]

When?

 

[von_Bismarck]

How??

 

[Luk]

Exactamundo!

 

[adrina]

Who??

 

[RobDownSouth]

¿Que?

 

[Que]

Why ask why?

 

[von_Bismarck]

Que-beew!

 

[Que]

Confused?