What’s Crossing Your Mind II

It may be highly plausible that my bras have formed a secret organisation to take me down in the most painful and annoying way possible. When the wire in one pops, they all pop...:eek:
 
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.

Sydney J. Harris
 
Need some advance warning from Murphy before he starts wrecking my day with his laws. Anything that could possibly go wrong, has been going wrong.
 
The way everyone goes crazy over money is crossing my mind. It’s bonus time at work, and it’s all some can talk about. As long as I get paid for the work I do, I don’t care about bonuses. I live simply, I grew up in a poor family and I’m not used to living beyond my means. I’m an expert at budgeting and finding deals, and people at work have started asking my advice on it 😂 I lived off £2 a day for months one time. That included everything - toiletries, food, drink etc.

Money does not motivate or excite me in the slightest!
 
The way everyone goes crazy over money is crossing my mind. It’s bonus time at work, and it’s all some can talk about. As long as I get paid for the work I do, I don’t care about bonuses. I live simply, I grew up in a poor family and I’m not used to living beyond my means. I’m an expert at budgeting and finding deals, and people at work have started asking my advice on it 😂 I lived off £2 a day for months one time. That included everything - toiletries, food, drink etc.

Money does not motivate or excite me in the slightest!

I really do jinx myself - received a tax bill not long after posting this 😂
 
"Your presence is a present."

I've heard that saying for years but I dont think there is any place it's more applicable than Lit. For a long time, I felt it was the right thing to do to answer and be available to everyone but I'm learning that giving yourself away to people who won't appreciate you is never good.
Your presence is all you have to give. If someone wants that gift, they should be willing to put in the effort.

Reading books on empowerment has really wound me up today. #watchout
 
Boobs are like model trains: they're made for the kids, but usually it's the dads who end up playing with them the most.
 
Aww. I hope its nothing to worry about. :rose:

I don't want to wish my days away, but today, hurry up clock! :cattail:
 
they say we may have a flood when all that melted snow comes down the river:eek:
 
The guy who came up with the phrase one hit wonder, probably never came up with another famous expression.
 
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