JerseyJade
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He sleeps with his kayak every night.
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He sleeps with his kayak every night.
PapaRomantic
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Shaves her legs with mustard, gives her a tangy feeling on her legs.
jasonmason
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You’re supposed to tell lies.
Wants to legally change her name to jasonmason’s kayaks.
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You’re supposed to tell lies.
Wants to legally change her name to jasonmason’s kayaks.
It's a shame he dresses up his kayak in granny panty undies and those old fashioned torpedo bras.
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Wears fishnet granny panties
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DeckardNYC
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Hey, buckshot granny panties to everyone else!
Needs glasses....lol
Eats only the inside of Cadbury eggs and throws the shell away...
asianmom42
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Stomps on the Cadbury bunnies
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Loves rabbit stew.
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PapaRomantic
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Isn't coordinated enough to give people the middle finger.
asianmom42
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is so farsighted that he can't see me doing it right now
PapaRomantic
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Her idea of doing dishes is letting the dog lick the plates clean.
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"Big Papa" is actually his ridiculously over-sized Texan hat.
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suffers from hat envy
PapaRomantic
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Top item on his bucket list? Make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with Rudy Guliani.
PapaRomantic
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Sorry - didn't mean to skip you - no lie!
Wishes more foods were purple - she's getting tired of eggplant and purple cabbage.
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Named his penis "conclusions" because so many people love jumping to conclusions...
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Think we don't know that the fugly part of Texas is pretty much all of it....
doesn't know that the Texas Rangers law enforcement is now after him for that
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Doesn't know the Texas Rangers can't leave Texas.
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doesn't know they sneak out on the baseball teams plane
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she's not getting anything done today...
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DarkSimian
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not much of a lie
Still believes in Santa Claus
Her favorite soup is Cream of SumYungGuy
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