Alternate Blurting I: Wasteland

[adrina]

Hey now I'm all about the pineapple on pizza. It's not even a competition.

But I have to say don't be so quick to judge it. It was tasty. Now mind you, just like those fun fruity microbrews... one is good, wouldn't want the six pack.

 

[pointless]

you eat pineapple on your pizza. your opinion on tasty pizza means nothing to me.

 

[pointless]

also, bread and butter pickles are my sworn enemy. just thought i'd put that out there.

 

[TontoedRanger]

Neither of you are exactly the first ones to say/post that.

 

[adrina]

you eat pineapple on your pizza. your opinion on tasty pizza means nothing to me.

No mean talk about my Hawaiian with black olives. Or I'll sick Yossi on you.

also, bread and butter pickles are my sworn enemy. just thought i'd put that out there.

They're dill pickles. Just so ya know.

Neither of you are exactly the first ones to say/post that.

Hi.

Say/post what exactly?

 

[pointless]

not in the recipe i saw.

but motherfuckers are always putting bread and butter pickles on shit that does not call for them. it's just one of the many reasons i hate them.

 

[pointless]

and it's just some alt. i wouldn't worry about it.

 

[adrina]

not in the recipe i saw.

but motherfuckers are always putting bread and butter pickles on shit that does not call for them. it's just one of the many reasons i hate them.

Definitely dill. Granted I have nothing against bread and butter pickles.

and it's just some alt. i wouldn't worry about it.

He seems a bit more genuine than the standard alt. A little less garden variety-ish.

 

[pointless]

trust me, if he is who he's pretending to be it would be good idea to ignore him.

that dude was fucking nuts.

not in a playful/joking way, either. i mean he was insane.

 

[pointless]

actually, i may have read that wrong. oh well. hopefully that guy is dead.

 

[adrina]

More than once I've felt like I'm missing the background info.

Add this to the list.

 

[pointless]

i wouldn't worry about it. anyway, i don't fucking remember misteredme and i'm okay with that.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I like bread and butter pickles on cheese sandwiches.

 

[adrina]

i wouldn't worry about it. anyway, i don't fucking remember misteredme and i'm okay with that.

I think I can go with that.

I like bread and butter pickles on cheese sandwiches.

I like them plain. Just as they are.

I've been wanting a grilled cheese sandwich lately. With rye. Mmmm good stuff.

 

[TontoedRanger]

Cool. It's intentionally open to tracing.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/2j6ZgQrrRcvOo/200w.webp?cid=3640f6095c8b2bd46d5870504142069c

Works. Every. Time.

Thanks to the dead guy who 1st discovered it's triggering dominoes effect.

 

[Dr. Groove]

Looking at turntables tomorrow. A new world awaits...

 

[TontoedRanger]

Looking at turntables tomorrow. A new world awaits...

Your username reminds me of old songs. The best ones.

 

[Saint Peter]

Looking at turntables tomorrow. A new world awaits...

You can get a turntable for $20 that will plug and play with a USB. You can buy a turntable for the price of an island that will gently massage your albums and sound like a dream.

I would love to see what your choice is.

 

[HarryHill]

..
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=phonographs&qpvt=phonographs&view=detail&mid=EA7175E47FE9988F6F63EA7175E47FE9988F6F63&&FORM=VRDGAR
...

 

[Saint Peter]

..
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=phonographs&qpvt=phonographs&view=detail&mid=EA7175E47FE9988F6F63EA7175E47FE9988F6F63&&FORM=VRDGAR
...

Turn it up!


Oh.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Should I go to the estate sale?

 

[oralaccents]

Should I go to the estate sale?

Any turntables?

Asking for a friend.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

No turntables, though there are a couple dressers I have my eye on. There's also a chaise, but it's an ugly one.

 

[oralaccents]

No turntables, though there are a couple dressers I have my eye on. There's also a chaise, but it's an ugly one.

LitTip: Bring a measuring tape to check the height of the chaise end for bendover potential.

 

[Saint Peter]

When ten minutes feels like a lifetime.