Alternate Blurting I: Wasteland

[silver gurl]

We all eat cake!

 

[Emerson40]

Happy Birthday Harry!


Enjoy your cake and clean beaver!

 

[adrina]

Happy Birthday Harry... enjoy your day. And your cake.

 

[Saint Peter]

wish I had
a pair

 

[silver gurl]

wish I had
a pair

A pair of what?
Balls
Boobs
Shoes
Socks

 

[adrina]

I am ridiculously hungry. An hour and a half then I can eat. Tick tock...

 

[Saint Peter]

A pair of what?
Balls
Boobs
Shoes
Socks

No!



Big Brown Beavers!

 

[thør]

I do love the feel of unsheared beaver on my ears and the back or my neck.

 

[Emerson40]

wish I had
a pair

No!



Big Brown Beavers!

Swap the tail out on your squirrel suit, and go hang out where the big brown beavers are.




If you run into Wynona, don’t forget the Taco Bell.

 

[raindancer]

I'll wax my big brown beaver when it's fucking Spring, mofos!

 

[adrina]

Food is really good.

 

[Saint Peter]

I thought it was a porcupine.

 

[HarryHill]

..
Tomb Raider?
..
Any good?

 

[pointless]

nope. you guys should love it.

 

[Debbie]

happy birthday harry.

fb was down so some people were calling the local police as it was an emergency.




Police took matters into its own hands during the chaos, warning Twitter users not to call them about it.
"Our facebook and instagram haven't been working either. Unfortunately we cannot do anything about this because, you know, they're based in America and we're the police.

"So please don't call us to report this. Pretty please."



Seriously?

 

[thør]

fb was down so some people were calling the local police as it was an emergency.




Police took matters into its own hands during the chaos, warning Twitter users not to call them about it.
"Our facebook and instagram haven't been working either. Unfortunately we cannot do anything about this because, you know, they're based in America and we're the police.

"So please don't call us to report this. Pretty please."



Seriously?

This is just too damn funny.

 

[HarryHill]

I am so sorry about that untimely fart last night

 

[raindancer]

I thought it was a porcupine.

*reported

 

[Dr. Groove]

I'll wax my big brown beaver when it's fucking Spring, mofos!

Is there a traditional ceremony?

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

That was unpleasant.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

wish I had
a pair

of tacos!

https://s3.amazonaws.com/lf-prod-assets/uploads/scoop/image/11881/thumbx2_taco-temple-specializing-in-ground-fresh-masa-corn-tortillas-rotisserie-chicken-and-tacos-al-pastor-que-rico-1538392045-scoop.jpg

actually, three tacos would be sublime.

 

[Dr. Groove]

of tacos!

https://s3.amazonaws.com/lf-prod-assets/uploads/scoop/image/11881/thumbx2_taco-temple-specializing-in-ground-fresh-masa-corn-tortillas-rotisserie-chicken-and-tacos-al-pastor-que-rico-1538392045-scoop.jpg

actually, three tacos would be sublime.

How has noone opened "Menage a Taco"

 

[Dr. Groove]

Combinations:

Menaje de taco - Tres tacos compartiendo un plato

Menaje de taco - Tres tacos compartiendo amorosamente un plato

 

[Aglaopheme]

The fog is beautiful.

 

[butters]

a 119 year old beaver&son brit bowler hat, sinful cake, 3 whiskeys... he went to bed a happy harry