darkelf9
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Thats always an option. Not overly keen on full backs so guess that leaves bare
I guess it gives new meaning to Teddy Bear(Bare)
Can you imagine Playschool with...."there's a bare in there"
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Thats always an option. Not overly keen on full backs so guess that leaves bare
That was a Kevin Bloody Wilson lyric way way back, There's a Bear in there. We used to sing it when a friend showed up with something trying to escape knickers or bathers.I guess it gives new meaning to Teddy Bear(Bare)
Can you imagine Playschool with...."there's a bare in there"
After two terrific Tests, and the series very much alive, the outcome of the Melbourne Test was pretty much known from the toss of the coin. The pitch was flat and the Indian batsmen played with skills and careful tactics in the heat. A day of wickets on both sides yesterday provided the only excitement for the few who came to the G or stuck it out with the tv broadcasts. Melbourne finally doesn't have a dead rubber in the test series but hosts a very lackluster game. Disappointing.Morning all,
So to sum up...it's fucking hot....
Third day of using fans. Much nicer today in Melbourne town even though still rather humid. The Aussies would be hoping for the rain to wash out the game. Given the batting thus far, they will struggle to last two days.
The pitch this year at The G is crap. Can't expect good crowds with a poor pitch. Also the Indians have played well with an obvious game plan.
Christmas lunch was nice. A shorter day for me for a change. Not high temp wise but warm enough to have the air con in the car going nearly on full.
More family stuff on New Year's Day, not impressed. So have adjusted plans to the usual drinking, will have to start earlier on New Year's Eve so will be sober for the drive on New Year's Day. Will be happy when all this stuff is over. I have stuff to do.
Hope the lead up to the new year is good for you. I will most likely be up a ladder during that period. Assuming it cools down a bit more.
Afternoon all,
A Happy New Year to all. Mind you it could turn to shit rather quickly, but worry about when it happens. I was quite sober come midnight which was annoying. Had to get up early and do more driving so I wasn't impressed and ended the day caring for a sick parent. This driving around on New Year's Day ain't happening again.
So the heat in Melbourne has continued. Going for 42 on Friday. ...
Spent Christmas in the pool, drinking beer and cooking chooks on the spit and a honey glazed ham in the smoker. Spent all day in wet shorts so brought in the new year with a fucking dose of thrush. Had no ointment at home so knowing that it is the same fungal infection as athletes foot used some powder. Didn't count on the massive amount of menthol in the foot powder. Talk about adding insult to injury.
Gave me the shits royally too, the wifey is on holidays and quite relaxed and interested in pants party shenanigans.
Had to tell her to hold the ponies back until i got over my athletes crotch.
Can happily report that correct cream located and a few days commando to let the equipment breathe has things back on track.
Also in other news i cunt punted a red belly black snake while collecting firewood. I looked down and there it was on my foot. I was wearing thongs and just booted the fucking thing as hard as i could. Probably not recommended practice but resulted in a helicoptering snake flying about five metres away. He was a bit insulted by this but slithered away muttering things about "fucking human dipshits and just looking for a feed of frogs". Upon inspection later i found a couple of little scratch marks that may be a love tap from the said snake. No envenomation though thankfully.
So between a raw trouser snake and flying red belly i'm about done with excitement for this year.
Peace to you all and your families. Party with you pants off.
There's a corporate day at SummerNats? Does it go beyond sponsors and exhibitors?An evening phone call from a client and now hubby and I find ourselves in the company of a bunch of mining crazies, lawyers, and a journalist in landing in Canberra for a corporate day at the SummerNats. The scent of burnt rubber is on the air.
Promise I will keep my boobs in.
Hospitality tents. Plenty of boobs and booze. I was well behaved but did tip a couple of more adventurous strippers from next door to look after the guys who invited us on the charter.There's a corporate day at SummerNats? Does it go beyond sponsors and exhibitors?
Maybe you will find a way to keep your boobs in and still let the girls shine. To my mind, a good opportunity. Hope you had a great time.
Happy New Year folks.
Spent Christmas in the pool, drinking beer and cooking chooks on the spit and a honey glazed ham in the smoker. Spent all day in wet shorts so brought in the new year with a fucking dose of thrush. Had no ointment at home so knowing that it is the same fungal infection as athletes foot used some powder. Didn't count on the massive amount of menthol in the foot powder. Talk about adding insult to injury.
Gave me the shits royally too, the wifey is on holidays and quite relaxed and interested in pants party shenanigans.
Had to tell her to hold the ponies back until i got over my athletes crotch.
Can happily report that correct cream located and a few days commando to let the equipment breathe has things back on track.
Also in other news i cunt punted a red belly black snake while collecting firewood. I looked down and there it was on my foot. I was wearing thongs and just booted the fucking thing as hard as i could. Probably not recommended practice but resulted in a helicoptering snake flying about five metres away. He was a bit insulted by this but slithered away muttering things about "fucking human dipshits and just looking for a feed of frogs". Upon inspection later i found a couple of little scratch marks that may be a love tap from the said snake. No envenomation though thankfully.
So between a raw trouser snake and flying red belly i'm about done with excitement for this year.
Peace to you all and your families. Party with you pants off.


Good to hear that the snake wasn't interested in you. Most of the time they're not, they just don't like company and tell you to piss off with their teeth.
My funny (??) start to the new year.....my new boyfriend asked me if we're boyfriend-girlfriend now. I said yes
Then the not too funny thing was the next morning, he asked me to explain the extra condom in the bin.I am a little annoyed that he rummaged through my bin, given how open and honest I have been with him about everything. He obviously was looking for something! I know his ex cheated on him, but I'm not her. Anyway, I have *coughs* silicone toys, a box full (which he's seen) and I've got hypersensitivities/skin allergies to pretty much everything and like silicone lube (again, he knows because I always use it with him...I don't think he likes it...but that's another story) so I tend to use condoms over most of my toys. Easier to clean them and it stops them from falling apart! After all, silicone lube dissolves silicone toys! I'm not sure if he believes me or not, but I'm pretty sure I mentioned it before....oh well.
Nobody likes to be accused of things they haven't done, so it's not really a good start on the trust side of the relationship. Especially given he's pretty keen on adding another person to the mix. I'm not sure he'll cope very well with it from an emotional point of view. We'll have to have a few long discussions about it!
Other than that....no news. Back to work yesterday. It was my 11 year anniversary and I cried every time anyone reminded me. My life is still the same as it was over a decade ago. Everything is the same only harder now that I'm a solo parent. I'm just a bit depressed about my life. I was expecting more at this stage. I'm 40 in April and I'm still waiting for something good to happen.
At least there is wine and chocolate and zombie movies. What would I do without them??
I hope everyone is enjoying the start of the new year!
Geeze! Menthol on your dangly bits sounds painful enough without adding the thrush to it, too! I have an allergy / hypersensitivity to thrush, so even a tiny little exposure to those bastards sets me up in a week long episode of peeling skin. Seriously not fun! Glad you're able to make jokes about it.
Good to hear that the snake wasn't interested in you. Most of the time they're not, they just don't like company and tell you to piss off with their teeth.
My funny (??) start to the new year.....my new boyfriend asked me if we're boyfriend-girlfriend now. I said yes
Then the not too funny thing was the next morning, he asked me to explain the extra condom in the bin.I am a little annoyed that he rummaged through my bin, given how open and honest I have been with him about everything. He obviously was looking for something! I know his ex cheated on him, but I'm not her. Anyway, I have *coughs* silicone toys, a box full (which he's seen) and I've got hypersensitivities/skin allergies to pretty much everything and like silicone lube (again, he knows because I always use it with him...I don't think he likes it...but that's another story) so I tend to use condoms over most of my toys. Easier to clean them and it stops them from falling apart! After all, silicone lube dissolves silicone toys! I'm not sure if he believes me or not, but I'm pretty sure I mentioned it before....oh well.
Nobody likes to be accused of things they haven't done, so it's not really a good start on the trust side of the relationship. Especially given he's pretty keen on adding another person to the mix. I'm not sure he'll cope very well with it from an emotional point of view. We'll have to have a few long discussions about it!
Other than that....no news. Back to work yesterday. It was my 11 year anniversary and I cried every time anyone reminded me. My life is still the same as it was over a decade ago. Everything is the same only harder now that I'm a solo parent. I'm just a bit depressed about my life. I was expecting more at this stage. I'm 40 in April and I'm still waiting for something good to happen.
At least there is wine and chocolate and zombie movies. What would I do without them??
I hope everyone is enjoying the start of the new year!
Geeze! Menthol on your dangly bits sounds painful enough without adding the thrush to it, too! I have an allergy / hypersensitivity to thrush, so even a tiny little exposure to those bastards sets me up in a week long episode of peeling skin. Seriously not fun! Glad you're able to make jokes about it.
Good to hear that the snake wasn't interested in you. Most of the time they're not, they just don't like company and tell you to piss off with their teeth.
My funny (??) start to the new year.....my new boyfriend asked me if we're boyfriend-girlfriend now. I said yes
Then the not too funny thing was the next morning, he asked me to explain the extra condom in the bin.I am a little annoyed that he rummaged through my bin, given how open and honest I have been with him about everything. He obviously was looking for something! I know his ex cheated on him, but I'm not her. Anyway, I have *coughs* silicone toys, a box full (which he's seen) and I've got hypersensitivities/skin allergies to pretty much everything and like silicone lube (again, he knows because I always use it with him...I don't think he likes it...but that's another story) so I tend to use condoms over most of my toys. Easier to clean them and it stops them from falling apart! After all, silicone lube dissolves silicone toys! I'm not sure if he believes me or not, but I'm pretty sure I mentioned it before....oh well.
Nobody likes to be accused of things they haven't done, so it's not really a good start on the trust side of the relationship. Especially given he's pretty keen on adding another person to the mix. I'm not sure he'll cope very well with it from an emotional point of view. We'll have to have a few long discussions about it!
Other than that....no news. Back to work yesterday. It was my 11 year anniversary and I cried every time anyone reminded me. My life is still the same as it was over a decade ago. Everything is the same only harder now that I'm a solo parent. I'm just a bit depressed about my life. I was expecting more at this stage. I'm 40 in April and I'm still waiting for something good to happen.
At least there is wine and chocolate and zombie movies. What would I do without them??
I hope everyone is enjoying the start of the new year!


I was quite sober, too. So my New year's resolution is to drink more. Especially now that I read an article about the health benefits of drinking whisky, in moderation, of course.
"whiskey contains ellagic acid, a powerful antioxidant that can eliminate harmful, cancerous free radicals in the body. Whiskey even contains more of it than red wine, which has always been considered on the 'healthier' spectrum of alcoholic drinks. As for your heart health - moderate whiskey consumption may reduce the risk of experiencing a stroke or heart attack by 50%. Similarly, those who sipped modest amounts of the liquor (one to six portions a week) were half as likely to suffer dementia in adulthood." Whiskey makes you live a longer, healthier life, says science- Freya Drohan @freyadro Jan 03, 2019
Sounds good to me.
Hoping things are on the improve with your sick parent, an added stress with the festive season and the heat. And it did get to 42 on Friday. Hate it when the BOM is correct about such forecasts.
Happy New Year folks.
Welcome to 2019 all.
The sun is shining and the view looks good. The outlook may change once I have to return to work of course.
In a crazy world let’s hope for good things happening, maybe make a few happen ourselves.
Welcome to 2019 all.
The sun is shining and the view looks good. The outlook may change once I have to return to work of course.
In a crazy world let’s hope for good things happening, maybe make a few happen ourselves.