The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

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It is a civilized world where one can sit on the front porch with a good beer and a good bud with zero issues.

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Somehow I went WWWAAAYYYyyy overboard on treat buying this year. Usually tarting in about October, I start picking things up in stores as I see them. Oddball things like chocolate covered blueberries and the special seasonal stuff. I set it out the other day and it didn't look like a whole lot. But I've been nibbling on it since then and I haven't even made a dent. And I can feel the effects of eating too much of it.

So now, I have to find way to store about 2/3rds of it. Some of it can go in the freezer, but I'm not sure it all can. Since most of the packages have been opened, I can't even donate much of it.

And that doesn't count the stuff I bought and never even prepared, like puddings and a couple of cake mixes.

I have no idea what I was thinking.
 
Somehow I went WWWAAAYYYyyy overboard on treat buying this year. Usually tarting in about October, I start picking things up in stores as I see them. Oddball things like chocolate covered blueberries and the special seasonal stuff. I set it out the other day and it didn't look like a whole lot. But I've been nibbling on it since then and I haven't even made a dent. And I can feel the effects of eating too much of it.

So now, I have to find way to store about 2/3rds of it. Some of it can go in the freezer, but I'm not sure it all can. Since most of the packages have been opened, I can't even donate much of it.

And that doesn't count the stuff I bought and never even prepared, like puddings and a couple of cake mixes.

I have no idea what I was thinking.

I made it through Christmas dinner but I couldn't eat any treats. Anything sugary hurt too bad. :(

I ate one bite of a Christmas cookie, thought I was going to die and gave the rest to the dog.
 
I made it through Christmas dinner but I couldn't eat any treats. Anything sugary hurt too bad. :(

I ate one bite of a Christmas cookie, thought I was going to die and gave the rest to the dog.

Don't fuck up the dog's teeth too!
 
Don't fuck up the dog's teeth too!

If they swalloe it whole, I'm pretty sure its not a teeth problem.

I'm dogsitting, and the vegetarian owner tells me the dog has to take these pills, just hide them in a marshmallow. Now I spent 5 hours watching it fail before tucking it in a chicken leg and disappearing. Also, after having to throw out the half chewed marshmallow with the pill now standing out proud.

Dogs like food too!
 
So I'm reading about LeBron James' groin injury during yesterdays game and he said he felt a pop. Ouch. Just fucking ouch. There's only one kind of pop I wanna feel anywhere in the vicinity of my groin and I'm assuming he wasn't talking about that. I mean unless he really really really loves basketball.
 
So I'm reading about LeBron James' groin injury during yesterdays game and he said he felt a pop. Ouch. Just fucking ouch. There's only one kind of pop I wanna feel anywhere in the vicinity of my groin and I'm assuming he wasn't talking about that. I mean unless he really really really loves basketball.

I was watching, and I cant work out the pop, and at the same time I dont want to
 
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