What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[mnbreastluver]

If alcohol was served at women's clothing stores, they'd make a killing from the guys who would otherwise just be standing around.

 

[cowslinger64]

The Omaha Steaks memberships just grew too expensive

I can get the gooderist ribeyes from Costco for around 9 bucks a pound. How would omaha steaks be comparable?

 

[ydahecnot]

I can get the gooderist ribeyes from Costco for around 9 bucks a pound. How would omaha steaks be comparable?

It follows from a previous quip. Sorry for the confusion. I would never buy Omaha Steaks, you would need to take out a loan

 

[cowslinger64]

It follows from a previous quip. Sorry for the confusion. I would never buy Omaha Steaks, you would need to take out a loan

Lol...that's what I get for coming in during the middle of a convo. I did manage to fit gooderist into it tho.


Yeah, from what I've seen... Omaha steaks are a ripoff..

 

[AbsintheFather]

There's a country butcher where I buy beef by the quarter cow. It's over 30 minutes, but worth the drive.

Went there this today and got my Christmas standing rib roast. Six ribs, sixteen pounds, only $7.50 a pound, fresh never frozen.

 

[Gemma_0]

If alcohol was served at women's clothing stores, they'd make a killing from the guys who would otherwise just be standing around.

Hey, you're right!

 

[Crownvic]

I have to make a Christmas delivery...

 

[mnbreastluver]

I was thinking about painting a blue square in the backyard so that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.

 

[mnbreastluver]

This is just to say hi to all the folks out there awkwardly checking their phones tonight during family gatherings. Hang in there!

 

[AveryElle]

Well, that’s that.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If every year was 364 days long, each day of the year would fall on the same weekday every year. But we’ve adopted the Gregorian calendar in a clever plot to keep selling calendars annually.

 

[Gemma_0]

I received three fruitcakes as Christmas gifts! Good thing I like fruitcake.

 

[Shi_One81]

I received three fruitcakes as Christmas gifts! Good thing I like fruitcake.

I got 2 Subway gift cards, I think they’re trying to tell me something...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Discounts for couples are just an extra fuck you to single people

 

[Xerxes82]

Fantasy is fun. Reality is better. Even when it is way less sexy.

 

[Jakevillines]

Maybe I should not play this Bendy and the Ink Machine game before bed.

 

[EctoJohn]

The irony of the Where's Waldo outfit is that, in reality, you'd probably stand out in a crowd more than anyone else.

 

[sexysecrets]

The irony of the Where's Waldo outfit is that, in reality, you'd probably stand out in a crowd more than anyone else.

Random Thursday morning thought..

 

[EctoJohn]

Random Thursday morning thought..

Yeah, but it just had to be shared.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Waking up from a normal nightmare isn't as bad as waking up from a truly erotic dream.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

That was a lot of driving, and all I could think about was “... at minumn, once a day...” About 57 different possible scenarios ran through my filthy mind.
And my panties are soaked.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Two in one day. Meh.

 

[GoAztecs]

How frustrating it is that I can’t find a certain thread

 

[LostGirlTink]

What a very unexpected journey 2018 has been

 

[cowslinger64]

3 more days to Vegas.