The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[Wings]

I do love a good screw!!

 

[thør]

Flying sucks. Well the take offs can be fun. But the rest... blargh.



That doesn't help the immune system.

Kills the germs.

 

[CandiCame]

source

Who owns a panda? And a zebra?

I'm gonna be real, I was banned from the Barbie-verse as a kid, for obvious sexist reasons, but BItesize is really into it. She's got a Netflix show and a youtube vlog from official channels and they're actually like... really good?

Like idk why this bitch gets so much hate. She seems like a decently nice person who just... overworks.

In the canon of the show at least all her doctorates are real. Or at least the astrophysics and military background are real, because she did work for NASA and still has contacts there, because there was an episode where she not only talks about it, she kept her spacesuit and references it.

She uses her contacts to take her dumbass surfer ex husband/rekindling their relationship kind of into space and then he dumbasses it up like the dumbass aging jock he is and it's... it's actually pretty funny. Like for a kid's show it's pretty good.

 

[thør]

I do love a good screw!!

Talk to Wendy.

 

[CandiCame]

Still working. ‘‘Tis the season.

I doubt Mattel will go through with the couple. In side scoop. Sales are down and they don’t want to shake things up. They are sticking with classics.

Look at the fanbase on AO3. That would be really good for Sales.

Monster High is kicking their ass because they're not playing it safe. That's Mattel's problem. That's literally the only reason they're considering it. It's a capitalist thing. It's not like they give a shit about us.

Edit: Also, if the little girls I know are any indication most Barbies are already like... super gay. Like just... they're 80% lesbians who have crazy adventures.

Barefoot.

I don't know what the fuck happens to the shoes. They have shoes when we buy them. But like... now none of them have shoes. At all. That doesn't happen to the monster high shoes. I don't... there's a gremlin somewhere in this house just rocking the shit out of a bunch of pumps.

 

[Fuckette]

https://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8

 

[thør]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48395199_2215118332036563_195849512265187328_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=bd76f4752028986d0048be3575ea5d36&oe=5C8AEB9C

 

[Saint Peter]

It is a nice town.


Really.

 

[Saint Peter]

Milwaukee, Dallas, Minneapolis, Tampa


It’s going to be a tiring 3 weeks.

in her briefcase

were her aftershave and underwear

 

[Notcastor]

in her briefcase

were her aftershave and underwear

At least her family gets a break from her boring drivel, even if we don’t.

 

[IG_88]

in her briefcase

were her aftershave and underwear

Does the aftershave counter the smell from the panties?

 

[Notcastor]

Does the aftershave counter the smell from the panties?

Lemon based aftershave should counteract the fishy smell.

 

[IG_88]

Ish, Wat and AJ know shit about football. They like Frank "Tarkington" and think Montana had a "career ending injury."
Fuck me runnin'.

 

[IG_88]

Lemon based aftershave should counteract the fishy smell.

I wonder if it gives you a strange craving for broiled tuna.

 

[IG_88]

I love the To Catch a Predator perv who brings pizza, eats a slice while Hansen is grilling him and then offers the rest to the crew before going out to the cops. Dude was playing it uber cool. I wonder if he'll offer his cellmate a slice.

 

[Notcastor]

Ish, Wat and AJ know shit about football. They like Frank "Tarkington" and think Montana had a "career ending injury."
Fuck me runnin'.

I think of their thread like the gb’s special care unit for alzheimers sufferers; they jabber nonsense at each other in the pattern of conversation, which helps keep them away from the general population.

Much the same as the blurt thread keeping the retards in one room.

 

[IG_88]

I think of their thread like the gb’s special care unit for alzheimers sufferers; they jabber nonsense at each other in the pattern of conversation, which helps keep them away from the general population.

Much the same as the blurt thread keeping the retards in one room.

I know, right? I mean...hey!!

 

[Wings]

in her briefcase

were her aftershave and underwear

Do people still use briefcases?

 

[jaF0]

I've seen some pretty grotesque attempts at being a live Barbie, but this is about as good as it gets:

Don't know who she is though and can't find any other pictures of her.

 

[Notcastor]

I know, right? I mean...hey!!

It’s a bit like flicking the newborns in the mat ward on the cheek; get them screaming to make sure they’re alive.

 

[Luk]

I think of their thread like the gb’s special care unit for alzheimers sufferers; they jabber nonsense at each other in the pattern of conversation, which helps keep them away from the general population.

Much the same as the blurt thread keeping the retards in one room.

You must be proud to be a card-carrying member of each group.

 

[neci]

i'd rather be back in bed.

 

[pointless]

i choose music instead. it's just as productive, but it makes me happier. here, have some silversun pickups.

 

[adrina]

I'm feeling grumpy and snarly this morning.

 

[Luk]

i choose music instead. it's just as productive, but it makes me happier. here, have some silversun pickups.

An absolute fav of mine. Fantastic live. Their new album is being produced by Butch Vig and I'm not sure how I feel about that yet.