The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[gotsnowgotslush]

Mr. y=mx+b

Cameo was tucked in with the full list

1986 MTV

"Word Up"

 

[Emerson40]

What the Chia Pet is going on with Stephen Miller’s hair?

 

[pointless]

also, on the subject of milwaukee and rlm i present you: surviving edged weapons

 

[CandiCame]

I didn't get to eat the lasagna and then I came home and apparently we have a bucket, like a 5lb frosting bucket of walnuts.

Jesus Christ I love nuts so much.

This is torture. I hate this. I hate this so goddamn much. I thought about trying to eat them anyway and hurt myself.

 

[adrina]

I didn't get to eat the lasagna and then I came home and apparently we have a bucket, like a 5lb frosting bucket of walnuts.

Jesus Christ I love nuts so much.

This is torture. I hate this. I hate this so goddamn much. I thought about trying to eat them anyway and hurt myself.

Quit smoking. You'll heal faster.



*ducks*

 

[CandiCame]

Quit smoking. You'll heal faster.



*ducks*

I just sat down after an argument about how much sugar I was allowed to put in the kool-aid that I bought and this is the first thing I see.

 

[dolf]

Add sugar to koolaid? W... T... F...

 

[CandiCame]

Add sugar to koolaid? W... T... F...

That's how you make kool-aid. Do you not put sugar in kool-aid? Do you just drink colored water?

Edit: I say Kool-aid like I got fuckin money. Flavor-aid. I have black cherry kool-aid but everything else is flavor-aid. I went with an orange/strawberry blend.

AND YOU PUT DOUBLE THE SUGAR IN IT. THAT'S A FUCKING SUGGESTION THAT THEY USE SO THEY CAN SAY IT'S 15KCAL A CUP. YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO ACTUALLY USE THAT LITTLE.

 

[dolf]

What kind of ghastly concoction is this??

 

[CandiCame]

What kind of ghastly concoction is this??

Go eat your boiled veggies and let me enjoy flavor.

Edit: You probably eat white bread and rice.

 

[dolf]

I've banned The Ape from having sugary drinks. And candy. He's drinking water now. Because I like my men with teeth.

 

[dolf]

Go eat your boiled veggies and let me enjoy flavor.

Edit: You probably eat white bread and rice.

Peasant. You probably eat white sliced loaves. Dipped in sugar.

 

[dolf]

I have to admit, sometimes I really miss being fucked by... this guy. Like, no matter how good my life is in any other way, I just know that nobody will ever fuck me the way he used to. I feel like I peaked and it's never going to be that wild again. Disgustingly filthy perverts like that are a rare gift.

Even great sex will never be that sex.

 

[CandiCame]

I've banned The Ape from having sugary drinks. And candy. He's drinking water now. Because I like my men with teeth.

See guys, take note. This right here? This is how you burn the shit out of somebody. No emotion, no name-calling, just straight up facts.

That shit CUTS.

 

[CandiCame]

I have to admit, sometimes I really miss being fucked by... this guy. Like, no matter how good my life is in any other way, I just know that nobody will ever fuck me the way he used to. I feel like I peaked and it's never going to be that wild again. Disgustingly filthy perverts like that are a rare gift.

Even great sex will never be that sex.

I feel that.

 

[thør]

because i mentioned a gay bar and he apparently thought i was talking about ice cream. i wouldn't know. wisconsin is my enemy. i just like watching people from there get drunk and make fun of shitty movies.

You don't like cheese, do you?

 

[thør]

I have to admit, sometimes I really miss being fucked by... this guy. Like, no matter how good my life is in any other way, I just know that nobody will ever fuck me the way he used to. I feel like I peaked and it's never going to be that wild again. Disgustingly filthy perverts like that are a rare gift.

Even great sex will never be that sex.

You've settled?

 

[pointless]

You don't like cheese, do you?

they make cheese all over the world, man.

 

[thør]

they make cheese all over the world, man.

I prefer it in France, myself.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm sorry, I'm just still reeling from that super good burn like god DAMN why did you have to go that hard?

My mouth still has a hole in it... I still can't eat food...

 

[dolf]

 

[Farrah]

Pete! Where’s the mistletoe up in this bitch?

Mona!!!

 

[Saint Peter]

Pete! Where’s the mistletoe up in this bitch?

Mona!!!

Farrah!!!

 

[Notcastor]

I have to admit, sometimes I really miss being fucked by... this guy. Like, no matter how good my life is in any other way, I just know that nobody will ever fuck me the way he used to. I feel like I peaked and it's never going to be that wild again. Disgustingly filthy perverts like that are a rare gift.

Even great sex will never be that sex.

I miss you, too.

 

[IG_88]

Ya know when a week just started and you're looking ahead to your next day off which isn't for another week yet and you're like "man, fuck this shit"? Yeah.