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Hi everyone hope all is great in the world.......

Leaving you a little Aussie humor for a chuckle,

An Aussie phones and Ambulance because his mate has been just hit by a car....
Aussie: get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears, and i think both his legs are broken
Operator: What is you location sir....
Aussie: On Eucalyptus Street.....
Operator: How do you spell that sir...
silence...(heavy breathing) and after a minute...
Operator: Are you there sir ?....
More (heavy breathing) and after a minute or so....
Operator: Sir can you hear me?...
This goes on for another few minutes until....
Operator: Sir please answer me, can you still hear me?....
Aussie: sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalytus, so I just dragged him round the corner to Oak Street...
 
RustyIron said:
Aussie: sorry bout dat... I couldn't spell eucalytus, so I just dragged him round the corner to Oak Street...
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Okay, you got a chuckle.


Hope all's good there today. I am tired. And I might have had a wee bit to drink.

And I might be a wee bit tipsy.

Had so much fun tonight at my friend's gig. Was there with a friend I don't see often enough, and we just had ourselves a fine time.
 
Froya said:
Okay, you got a chuckle.


Hope all's good there today. I am tired. And I might have had a wee bit to drink.

And I might be a wee bit tipsy.

Had so much fun tonight at my friend's gig. Was there with a friend I don't see often enough, and we just had ourselves a fine time.
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Sounds like you had a very nice day, should be more of it.:D
 
pikmin1388 said:
Busy getting ready for fetlife event and cleaning
How was your day ?
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Oh I see interesting day ahead I see.
Yeah I got a few things done, then I sat and watched the final round of the Aussie V8 Supercars for 2018, and the end of the Championship. :D
 
RustyIron said:
Oh I see interesting day ahead I see.
Yeah I got a few things done, then I sat and watched the final round of the Aussie V8 Supercars for 2018, and the end of the Championship. :D
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Yep im about to bake they like cakes there lol
I'm dressing as a mistress even bought seamed stockings
 
Better than it has been. The last few shifts have been bonkers. Better this evening. I have had to go looking for work.

What are you making?
 
Wetsider said:
Better than it has been. The last few shifts have been bonkers. Better this evening. I have had to go looking for work.

What are you making?
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Well you must need a break enjoy it while you can lol
I'm making choc chip buns and iced burns
What's you're favourite kind of cakes?
 
Honestly, I'm not much for sweets. I do like an occasional slice of carrot cake. I really like savory pastries though... Yum!
 
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