Social Experiment - Ladies, Send a PM to a Random Man on Lit for a Change

[Chris_Michael]

I'm good. I'm not going to get in a Mario kart battle though. I'm such a stick in the mud that I prefer turn based strategy games... Hard to make a rousing game of single player XCOM sexy.

The thing I hate about XCOM 2 is that when one enemy sees you, the entire world somehow knows you’re there.

 

[pikmin1388]

There is MUCH to learn from pornhub. Some can't be unlearnt of course.

Soooooo Chris... How do you feel today?

I'm very cautious on there only watch massages
Nothing better than relaxing a guy with my fingertips and some oil

 

[pikmin1388]

I’m about to go to work and it will be 2am for you when I get off.

But I have finally accepted the fact that you’re going to take my ass whether I like it or not. So, I’m prepared for you.

...after all, CVS has been fucking me in the ass for years. lol

I promise to be gentle what ever I do lol
So you're not an anal virgin then ?

 

[pikmin1388]

Alright fuck it. I'm game, do your worst. My safe word is Shenanigans.

Safeword with me ? No
I just need someone to practise on and thought you would not mind

 

[Chris_Michael]

I promise to be gentle what ever I do lol
So you're not an anal virgin then ?

Well, in reality, I’ve used toys before. I’m just playing around when I say I’m scared. I’m not really. But don’t freaking hurt me. Lol

 

[Wetsider]

Safeword with me ? No
I just need someone to practise on and thought you would not mind

Well you started the hard sell and now it's the soft sell.

Maybe afterwards we can discuss at length the various loadout for 'Mechs and debate the balance of firepower and heat dissipation.

 

[pikmin1388]

Well you started the hard sell and now it's the soft sell.

Maybe afterwards we can discuss at length the various loadout for 'Mechs and debate the balance of firepower and heat dissipation.

Well I don't want to scare you too much ....yet
Just get naked and lie on the table
Discuss what ? Lol

 

[pikmin1388]

Well, in reality, I’ve used toys before. I’m just playing around when I say I’m scared. I’m not really. But don’t freaking hurt me. Lol

Reall you've used toys ?
That's good I'm getting the 7inch dildo out then and a gag

 

[Wetsider]

Well I don't want to scare you too much ....yet
Just get naked and lie on the table
Discuss what ? Lol

Sorry, joke about single player turn based strategy games.

Ok... *removes clothing, folds it and places neatly on top of shoes*

Face up or down?

 

[pikmin1388]

Sorry, joke about single player turn based strategy games.

Ok... *removes clothing, folds it and places neatly on top of shoes*

Face up or down?

Face down please , I'll cover your ass with a towel to start with
Btw I'm wearing stilettos and suspenders and a garter.....

 

[Wetsider]

*Tries to relax*

 

[Chris_Michael]

Sorry, joke about single player turn based strategy games.

Ok... *removes clothing, folds it and places neatly on top of shoes*

Face up or down?

Reall you've used toys ?
That's good I'm getting the 7inch dildo out then and a gag

NOPE...

She’s all yours, Wetsider. Have fun with that one!

Time for work. FML lol

 

[Wetsider]

NOPE...

She’s all yours, Wetsider. Have fun with that one!

Time for work. FML lol

Well that escalated quickly!

 

[Chris_Michael]

Well that escalated quickly!

Aye congrats man!

 

[Wetsider]

In news that DOESN'T involve me lying face down nude on a massage table questioning some of my life choices.

Shift just ended! Yay!

 

[pikmin1388]

Sorry guys I'll tone it down a bit , how about a race on Mario kart instead ?

 

[turok20]

Morning all hope you all had a good weekend

 

[Wetsider]

Sorry guys I'll tone it down a bit , how about a race on Mario kart instead ?

Sorry gang, I killed the show. What can I say, I'm shy...

I'll give it a go, but the last time I played Mario Kart was on a SNES or something like that.

You're going to cream me!

 

[pikmin1388]

Sorry gang, I killed the show. What can I say, I'm shy...

I'll give it a go, but the last time I played Mario Kart was on a SNES or something like that.

You're going to cream me!

Oh yes I will I beat a guy loads younger than me recently lol
You haven't killed it we can change it

 

[Wetsider]

I've got to say, this "random" PM thing is loads of fun. I've met more nice people since I found this thread.

 

[wildchild24143]

Oh yes I will I beat a guy loads younger than me recently lol
You haven't killed it we can change it

I can’t remember the last time I played Mario kart

 

[pikmin1388]

I've got to say, this "random" PM thing is loads of fun. I've met more nice people since I found this thread.

I'm pleased, lit is supposed to be fun
And you even met me? Regret it yet?
I think Chris does

 

[pikmin1388]

I can’t remember the last time I played Mario kart

I love it nothing better than getting my switch out and racing a fellow gamer

 

[Wetsider]

I'm pleased, lit is supposed to be fun
And you even met me? Regret it yet?
I think Chris does

*Chuckle * Nah, it's all in good fun.

 

[Chris_Michael]

I'm pleased, lit is supposed to be fun
And you even met me? Regret it yet?
I think Chris does

I’m just teasing you, pikmin.

In all honesty, it’s Moday during the first of the month. I wont be able to talk much today. Due to our crazy time zone, I wont be able to talk to you until I’m off work tomorrow.

I’m sorry if I came across rude.

I enjoy your domme nature.