🏡 PLP's Hidden Treasure B&B for Wanderers, Deviants, and Darlings

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Only if I can look like David Bowie in Labyrinth while I rule over my kingdom of trolls.

[Narrator: PLP discovered a new fetish that day.]

 

[FortybutNice]

[Narrator: PLP discovered a new fetish that day.]

[Guest narrator (sexy English voice): At this point,PLP became very moist...]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

[Guest narrator (sexy English voice): At this point,PLP became very moist...]

God....damnit!!!!

 

[tnman03]

God....damnit!!!!

Wanna borrow a 12 gauge double barrel loaded with rock salt and capsicum pepper?

 

[Dribble]

Wanna borrow a 12 gauge double barrel loaded with rock salt and capsicum pepper?

Talk about getting your ass peppered

 

[tnman03]

Talk about getting your ass peppered

Miscreants, or as Joe Pesci's character called them yutes would kick it into overdrive for sure...

 

[jmarx20102012]

Get drunk dude. It is the only way to go.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Oh, wise PLP. Help me, please!

I have to go to a work dinner with another couple tonight, and I hate those kinds of things. You're stuck at a table with strangers, and you have to make small talk, and you can't escape, and you have to be nice and friendly. I'm not good at small talk. I never know what to say. My humor is weird and mostly dirty. These things are just awkward.

What the hell should I talk about? Should I just get really shitfaced and then pretend to pass out?

Help me, oh wise PLP. You're my only hope!

Oh!! I got this!
You shouldn't talk. You should listen and ask questions. People enjoy talking about themselves and will warm to people who allow them to do it. Now, if they ask you questions then you'll know what to talk about! Remember it's only one evening and you can do anything for a short period of time.

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

just feeling a bit of Chris Isaak today...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

But should I get really, really drunk?

Well I think you know the answer to that...

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Remember it's only one evening and you can do anything for a short period of time.

This also sums up my Tinder experience perfectly. Bwahaha

 

[tnman03]

Well I think you know the answer to that...

Does this involve shutting the fuck up and getting wasted so as to be a public spectacle???

Or more along the lines of sipping at drinks, doing a lot of head nodding and making inane and senseless responses?

 

[jmarx20102012]

Well I think you know the answer to that...

The answer is yes. Dinner party or not.

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/9f25ca5e3c09c44d55497bf7373fa618/tumblr_pfpd9u8tpP1ukoi7g_500.jpg

 

[Mei5ter]

Oh!! I got this!
You shouldn't talk. You should listen and ask questions. People enjoy talking about themselves and will warm to people who allow them to do it. Now, if they ask you questions then you'll know what to talk about! Remember it's only one evening and you can do anything for a short period of time.

This works particularly well for men.

When did you last have to ask a guy, “So - tell me more about yourself?”

You listen. They find you fascinating company.

Mission accomplished.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

This works particularly well for men.

When did you last have to ask a guy, “So - tell me more about yourself?”

Haha, I ask. But that's a generic question. Be specific!

 

[Apisto42]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1YLCawjsQ6t

Fuckin’ a. Priceless.

People be wondering why the hell I’m laughing on the train.

 

[Apisto42]

But should I get really, really drunk?

This depends on whether you can get quietly shitfaced drunk while nodding, smiling and saying, “Please tell me more about your cat ‘Piddles’ and his urinary tract infection. It’s such a riveting story,” OR you’re the type of guy who gets drunk and screams, “If you say one more word about your fucking cat ‘Piddles’ I’m going to jump on this table and piss in your face.”

Either is acceptable (as you don’t want arepeat anyway). One request though. If you identify with the latter, please video the night and share the highlights with us.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

If you identify with the latter, please video the night and share the highlights with us.

I second this. All in favor say aye!

 

[jmarx20102012]

I second this. All in favor say aye!

Yes!!!

 

[tnman03]

I second this. All in favor say aye!

lol...


That has the makings of either a really bad song or an even worse made for television movie...

 

[Ironfan]

Morning folks,

Finally on days off. Got time to lurk in Lit all day.

Hope to get to know you all better, if any one has any questions or requests ask away!!

 

[Apisto42]

Good morning. Since our host has declared month long celebration of Halloween, here’s a monster for you:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OugrvGCQLmg

(I hadn’t heard this performance before, but I like it)

 

[Ironfan]

Little heavy for the morning but another kind of monster

https://youtu.be/wHrRPLHRgDA

 

[Apisto42]

Well, if it’s a hard kind of day: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yg8MuaWMT0

Great song for closing down the pub on Halloween night.