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Kreepy Kavanaugh
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So I went to the gym and this convo happened
True Story
Him...Did you watch the hearings?
Me....Of course, did you believe her?
Him...Of course, she sounded so credible!
Me...Did you watch his? Did you believe him
Him...I watched, I didnt believe him at all!!!!
Me...Why did you believe her and why not him, neither had evidence!
Him...Crickets!
Me...So you cant answer?
Him...Crickets!
Me...Do you believe a big monket climbed teh Empire State Building?
Him...What?
Me...Did you watch the movie King Kong?
Him...Yes....WHY?
Me...Well, you SAW a big monkey climb the Empire State Building!
Him...Thats not real, you idiot!
Me...so what makes HER REAL and NOT HIM REAL?
Him...CRICKETShttps://media1.tenor.com/images/70e63d634b1519a063d88483c7b0e13d/tenor.gif?itemid=5182689
Me...You do realize we will have to deport you.....SOON
Him...Turns and walks away
True Story
Him...Did you watch the hearings?
Me....Of course, did you believe her?
Him...Of course, she sounded so credible!
Me...Did you watch his? Did you believe him
Him...I watched, I didnt believe him at all!!!!
Me...Why did you believe her and why not him, neither had evidence!
Him...Crickets!
Me...So you cant answer?
Him...Crickets!
Me...Do you believe a big monket climbed teh Empire State Building?
Him...What?
Me...Did you watch the movie King Kong?
Him...Yes....WHY?
Me...Well, you SAW a big monkey climb the Empire State Building!
Him...Thats not real, you idiot!
Me...so what makes HER REAL and NOT HIM REAL?
Him...CRICKETShttps://media1.tenor.com/images/70e63d634b1519a063d88483c7b0e13d/tenor.gif?itemid=5182689
Me...You do realize we will have to deport you.....SOON
Him...Turns and walks away
Anectodal immediate response offered as evidence to support a position based on ideology not fact...uhmmm. Please.. auditioning for Fox
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Fuck Flake. He should not have let the nomination out of Committee
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Who believes Yidiot goes to a gym?
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Maybe to steal clean underwear from the lockers.
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It doesn’t matter. As of right now, they don’t have the votes in the Senate.
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They will.
Elections...
Elections...
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Let's see. I was looking at the scorecard.
The Dims:
1) selected a loose little schoolgirl to cry rape based on her husband's subliminal suggestion to deflect from his cuck fetish in counselling.
2) sends in creepy porn lawyer that negotiates porn star salaries based on current cup size and length of BBC they want
3) crazy chrissy can't remember chit
4) All of the sudden 3 more show up and just as quickly all disappear after scrutiny shows one to be borderline criminally insane, a second one bragged about being campus rape party queen.
For the record it was ( I was there, saw and left) a game called "Button Button" several girls would get a drink from the bar, one had a "red" in it and then the "winner" was carried away with the frat boys. "REDS" back in the day was a cap of secanol sodium, usually in the 100 mg. The girls playing knew what was up.
Or, you can "not play" and sit in your dorm.
5) despite all of the bluff, lies and bravado the man stands in your face, wins against the odds
6) you folk can't seem to figure out it doesn't matter if you are stabbed, shot or fucked. You lost.
7) losers don't get meat or pudding
8) now what? And then?
9) one thing is comming from this. Jump the wrong way, say the wrong thing, harm anyone.
10) just remember. You wanted this.
The Dims:
1) selected a loose little schoolgirl to cry rape based on her husband's subliminal suggestion to deflect from his cuck fetish in counselling.
2) sends in creepy porn lawyer that negotiates porn star salaries based on current cup size and length of BBC they want
3) crazy chrissy can't remember chit
4) All of the sudden 3 more show up and just as quickly all disappear after scrutiny shows one to be borderline criminally insane, a second one bragged about being campus rape party queen.
For the record it was ( I was there, saw and left) a game called "Button Button" several girls would get a drink from the bar, one had a "red" in it and then the "winner" was carried away with the frat boys. "REDS" back in the day was a cap of secanol sodium, usually in the 100 mg. The girls playing knew what was up.
Or, you can "not play" and sit in your dorm.
5) despite all of the bluff, lies and bravado the man stands in your face, wins against the odds
6) you folk can't seem to figure out it doesn't matter if you are stabbed, shot or fucked. You lost.
7) losers don't get meat or pudding
8) now what? And then?
9) one thing is comming from this. Jump the wrong way, say the wrong thing, harm anyone.
10) just remember. You wanted this.
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Ford appeared to be a far more credible witness than Kavanaugh. I think an FBI investigation into these claims is not only warranted, but essential before he gets a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court.
Ford passed a polygraph, asked for an FBI investigation and asked for additional witnesses to testify under oath.
Kavanaugh's answers to a lot of the questions about his yearbook quotes came off as lies. Specifically, the Renate Alumnus as well as his answers to the questions about Devil's Triangle and Boof which both have clear meanings in the Urban Dictionary.
Republicans Senators have disgraced themselves with this rush to confirm him. Seems like just yesterday that it was fine for the Supreme Court to have just 8 members.
Ford passed a polygraph, asked for an FBI investigation and asked for additional witnesses to testify under oath.
Kavanaugh's answers to a lot of the questions about his yearbook quotes came off as lies. Specifically, the Renate Alumnus as well as his answers to the questions about Devil's Triangle and Boof which both have clear meanings in the Urban Dictionary.
Republicans Senators have disgraced themselves with this rush to confirm him. Seems like just yesterday that it was fine for the Supreme Court to have just 8 members.
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Did Ford drive her Ford to DC, or did she fly?
the FBI did 6 investigations already
the Poly Trash axedTWO questions....the name BK didnt appear in it
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He let it out of Committee so he will vote to confirm. So that leaves Collins and Murkowski. Collins is going to vote to conform. She just likes the attention and she will her get empty promise like she did on healthcare.
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