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[Saint_Ann]

No lie.

GOP congressman jokes about Ruth Bader Ginsburg being groped — by Abraham Lincoln

Well...I thought it was funny.

 

[RoryN]

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5-day-old story.

Fail.

 

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[Boxlicker101]

Can Lincoln be impeached retroactively? Or maybe eliminate him under the 25th Amendment, because he has to be crazy to grope someone ugly as Ginsburg.

 

[KeithD]

That dropped like lead five days ago when it was first said. It isn't any funnier now.

 

[Boxlicker101]

That dropped like lead five days ago when it was first said. It isn't any funnier now.

Yeah, but wouldn't Mueller have to take two years to investigate it before the retroactive impeachment?

 

[SpeareChucker]

That one is just a bit old now, but it was a good line.

 

[Adre]

If you’re in third grade.

 

[Saint_Ann]

If you’re in third grade.

You have to be in third grade to have a sense of humor nowadays? You libs need to lighten up a little.

 

[KeithD]

Yeah, but wouldn't Mueller have to take two years to investigate it before the retroactive impeachment?

I don't think you should be putting your intellect and delivery power up against Bob Mueller's, Box.

 

[Kirkrapine]

"The problem with things you read on the Internet is you never know if they're true or not."

-- Abraham Lincoln

 

[Boxlicker101]

I don't think you should be putting your intellect and delivery power up against Bob Mueller's, Box.

I don't believe Mueller is going to respond to any of my jibes. Besides that, I would bet I write better dirty stories than he does.

 

[RoryN]

I would bet I write better dirty stories than [Mueller].

You'll lose that bet by a mile.

Given the sleazy individuals he's investigating, his report will be one of the dirtiest things ever written - and a major page-turner.

 

[Kirkrapine]

You'll lose that bet by a mile.

Given the sleazy individuals he's investigating, his report will be one of the dirtiest things ever written - and a major page-turner.

"Pp. 95 to 187 inclusive document the involvement of the Trump Campaign in laundering Russian Mafiya money through the National Bank of Cyprus . . ."

.....zzzzziiiiiippppp......... Ooooh, baby!

 

[Adre]

You have to be in third grade to have a sense of humor nowadays? You libs need to lighten up a little.

No, you have to be in third grade (or be a mouth breathing GB Wingnut) to find that joke(?) amusing.

 

[Boxlicker101]

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I would bet I write better dirty stories than [Mueller].

You'll lose that bet by a mile.

Given the sleazy individuals he's investigating, his report will be one of the dirtiest things ever written - and a major page-turner.

Since the stories I write are strictly fiction, it's gratifying to see you comparing them to what Mueller writes, thereby conceding he also writes fiction.

 

[RoryN]

Since the stories I write are strictly fiction, it's gratifying to see you comparing them to what Mueller writes, thereby conceding he also writes fiction.

1. Even I'm embarrased by the level of desperation in this response.

2. So, if he says he finds no credible collusion or wrongdoing, it'll be fiction? Good to know! (Man, you're really stupid.)

 

[KeithD]

"The problem with things you read on the Internet is you never know if they're true or not."

-- Abraham Lincoln

Now that (even though I've seen it before as well) is funny.

 

[KeithD]

"Pp. 95 to 187 inclusive document the involvement of the Trump Campaign in laundering Russian Mafiya money through the National Bank of Cyprus . . ."

.....zzzzziiiiiippppp......... Ooooh, baby!

We'll have to compare Box's golden showers stories to Mueller's reporting on Trump's Moscow hotel golden showers adventure.

 

[Kirkrapine]

We'll have to compare Box's golden showers stories to Mueller's reporting on Trump's Moscow hotel golden showers adventure.

I don't think he has an actual water sports fetish; he just wanted to see Obama's bed defiled.

 

[KeithD]

I don't think he has an actual water sports fetish; he just wanted to see Obama's bed defiled.

I think he's fully capable of having both fetishes.

 

[Boxlicker101]

We'll have to compare Box's golden showers stories to Mueller's reporting on Trump's Moscow hotel golden showers adventure.

Considering them to be too gross, I've never written a golden shower story. They may not even be accepted here.

ETA: And I've never written about a politician either. I consider them to be equally gross, but in a different way. I'm not that much into fetishes, although I have written about feet and one story about Necrophilia and one about body paint.

 

[KeithD]

Considering them to be too gross, I've never written a golden shower story. They may not even be accepted here.

There you go then, you propose the negation of your own "cute" statement on comparative writing.

 

[Boxlicker101]

There you go then, you propose the negation of your own "cute" statement on comparative writing.

Until my previous comment, I have never said anything about golden showers or enemas. I have often mentioned people taking showers together, but those were just soap and water. Do you equate anal sex with an enema?

 

[Kirkrapine]

ETA: And I've never written about a politician either. I consider them to be equally gross, but in a different way.

Politicians do it as long as they're wanted.