Weaseldiesel
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Has a allergic reaction to frozen food!
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Has a allergic reaction to frozen food!
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He spent a lot of time in the freezer. He wanted to keep his hair just right.
Weaseldiesel
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Asked her for a blow job after I came out of the freezer, said she was allergic!
That's how I found out!
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Asked her for a blow job after I came out of the freezer, said she was allergic!
That's how I found out!
He thinks getting a blow job means someone drying his hair with a blow dryer.
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She makes very complex balloon animals out of colored condoms.
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Drives a Ford Ranger and refers to himself as a trucker.
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That is even funnier if you knew me lol...
Says she ran a marathon but only ran 10 feet.
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He had such a crush on Ms Piggy that he dropped bacon from his diet. That lasted until he tried his first bacon milkshake, now he's hooked.
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Has a huge collection of hats, all colors and sizes, except grey, he can't stand the color grey on hats.
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Dresses like Marvin for the air conditioning....just bought some skimpy, plaid skirts....that dips low the front...
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Throws Grey Poupon out the window at people when she passes them on the freeway.
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He needs to stop playing in traffic. Playing punch buggy while in major traffic isn't a good thing.
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Her recipe for rum cake is rum... no cake.
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She’s really Katie from Kansas
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He's not really 40. Oh wait, that's not a lie
That's a temporary tattoo on her face.
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Secretly despises the color pink
rlaflamme
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Is a tattoo artist but wears a mask when doing them.
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Plays bingo with dice and calls it a "short game"
Weaseldiesel
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Has his radio tuned to white noise to hear the voices!
Wears a tin foil hat to keep "them" from reading his thoughts.
Weaseldiesel
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Painted his toilet gold as in his emperor moments he can sit on a golden throne!
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He's actually wearing diamond encrusted gold grills on his teeth.
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Wears 14 rings and 7 toe rings.
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