Aphrodite's Golden Apple Wafflehouse....you'd better tip the waitress..

[TongueLust]

((((mama))))

Two of spirit animals in one adorable picture.

Fun fact...
Bears don't rob hives for their honey.

They want the brood for its protein content..

The honey is a bonus..

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9b/48/68/9b4868358626dc5632e8164c47eb3d6b.jpg

 

[formertroll]

Damn it.

*emphatically denies flirting*

https://78.media.tumblr.com/92db5eb757cd1cebb9610b69c54c486a/tumblr_nqocs5SpBi1u4motio1_500.gif

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-mythbusters-adam-savage-1eKbAKgocJCta

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

https://i.imgur.com/vGEMir3.jpg

 

[formertroll]

https://media.giphy.com/media/ncXWtWnS755HW/giphy.gif

My all time favorite gif fits perfect here

 

[TongueLust]

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/5e/23/95/5e2395d727d02c2a5dff00451370f292.jpg

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

https://media.giphy.com/media/ncXWtWnS755HW/giphy.gif

My all time favorite gif fits perfect here

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/5e/23/95/5e2395d727d02c2a5dff00451370f292.jpg

LOVE her!!
Thank you!

 

[TongueLust]

LOVE her!!
Thank you!

Your granddaughter.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

https://is2-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Purple118/v4/f5/bf/73/f5bf7309-ad3d-f8b6-760d-0d56e0e662af/AppIcon-1x_U007emarketing-0-0-GLES2_U002c0-512MB-sRGB-0-0-0-85-220-0-0-0-9.png/246x0w.jpg

 

[formertroll]

https://is2-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/Purple118/v4/f5/bf/73/f5bf7309-ad3d-f8b6-760d-0d56e0e662af/AppIcon-1x_U007emarketing-0-0-GLES2_U002c0-512MB-sRGB-0-0-0-85-220-0-0-0-9.png/246x0w.jpg

aftercare following the bee and the flower having crazy monkey sex?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

aftercare following the bee and the flower having crazy monkey sex?

um...
Yeah..
Sure...

 

[formertroll]

My life

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

My life

That's why I have to be careful with red lipstick..

 

[formertroll]

That's why I have to be careful with red lipstick..

I happen to like red lip stick. Perhaps your lips can apply some to my lips.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I happen to like red lip stick. Perhaps your lips can apply some to my lips.

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cosmouk.cdnds.net/cm/14/30/53d32815adff4_-_kiss-me-card-de.jpg

 

[formertroll]

https://hips.hearstapps.com/cosmouk.cdnds.net/cm/14/30/53d32815adff4_-_kiss-me-card-de.jpg

I composed a song for you: https://youtu.be/8N-qO3sPMjc

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I composed a song for you: https://youtu.be/8N-qO3sPMjc

alright..
Who did you make a bet with?

*strikes a Lizzie Borden pose*

 

[formertroll]

alright..
Who did you make a bet with?

*strikes a Lizzie Borden pose*

I'm neither mother nor father, so Lizzie borden doesn't scare me. Lizzy McGuire on the other hand... terrifying.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

http://tinderdistrict.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/thirsty.gif

 

[formertroll]

http://tinderdistrict.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/thirsty.gif

Hmm... the thirst is real

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Hmm... the thirst is real

go ahead...touch it.
You know you want to..

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9b/16/31/9b1631116fdf1dc93a8a11dbd89b3d52.jpg

 

[formertroll]

go ahead...touch it.
You know you want to..

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9b/16/31/9b1631116fdf1dc93a8a11dbd89b3d52.jpg

https://media.giphy.com/media/3X4Uz8Bup6Lqo/giphy.gif

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3X4Uz8Bup6Lqo/giphy.gif

Good...lord..

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I miss Perky... and the puppy piles..

http://cdn6.whiskeyriff.com/wp-content/uploads/puppy-2.jpg

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

no wonder I love the guys so much...

https://pics.me.me/attention-deficit-hyperactivity-disorde-eating-disordero-au-anxiety-depression-disorder-<p>the-33646824.png