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Now that you put it that way, I'll give it a try. For Science.With Scary Spice? Oh yes![]()

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Now that you put it that way, I'll give it a try. For Science.With Scary Spice? Oh yes![]()

So much swagger. Be careful sweetheart, you might shake something loose.
Why don't they make dental chairs for short people?
Do you know how difficult it is to have that little headrest thing completely out of reach? My ponytail fit perfectly in the section between.
Can I get a witness, Sassy??
#shortgirlproblems
We never do, parker.![]()
Why don't they make dental chairs for short people?
Do you know how difficult it is to have that little headrest thing completely out of reach? My ponytail fit perfectly in the section between.
Can I get a witness, Sassy??
#shortgirlproblems
I hear you!
Have you ever tried taking a bath in a standard bathtub and realized you're a full foot too long to fit in the damn thing? Ever constantly have short people asking you at the grocery store to reach things on the top shelf like you're their personal top-shelf-reacher-person? Ever get tired of how long it takes to move the car seat alllll the way to the rear so you can get behind the steering wheel?
#tallguyproblems
Nope I can practically swim in my tub.
I ask people or climb the shelves and get dirty looks.
I once couldn’t buy the car I wanted because the seat didn’t move up far enough
#soshort
Why don't they make dental chairs for short people?
Do you know how difficult it is to have that little headrest thing completely out of reach? My ponytail fit perfectly in the section between.
Can I get a witness, Sassy??
#shortgirlproblems
Have you ever tried taking a bath in a standard bathtub and realized you're a full foot too long to fit in the damn thing? Ever constantly have short people asking you at the grocery store to reach things on the top shelf like you're their personal top-shelf-reacher-person? Ever get tired of how long it takes to move the car seat alllll the way to the rear so you can get behind the steering wheel?
#tallguyproblems
Ummmm... I'm short, so no.
I always appreciate tall people at the store... but my 10 and 12 year old are taller than me now, so I take them.
My tub is like a pool, pretty awesome, huh? I always like to sink down, then push off with my feet, then sink again... like that carnival ride that swings one way then the other. Does that make me a swinger?
As for cars... well, I don't have to use blocks on the brake and gas pedals anymore since that cool feature that brings them closer...I should still probably be in a booster seat so the seatbelt fits better, though.
Edit! Just read your post, Sassy!!! I know those problems!![]()

instead of a safe word, consider creating a swagger word. that might mitigate the behavior?
I fucking love my pool of a bath tub
But then I could probably swim in my damn toiletWhich sounds totally disgusting.
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I must confess that I'm really super jealous about that whole bathtub thing.![]()

It was much, much better as a kid in the claw-foot tub.
My mommy made my clothes because I started school still wearing 2T.. and she wanted me to atleast not be in baby clothes. So kids wouldn't make fun.
She sewed my Barbie doll clothes, too![]()



Were they the same size??
My grams used to make me Barbie clothes too. And decor for my Barbie dream house.![]()