What are you thinking now -- re-continued

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I'm thinking about writing a text book for a basic college course -- it's called Unmitigated Vanity.

Here are my first 4 chapters
1. Learn how do draw attention to yourself by designing T-shirts.
2. Create self-centered memes featuring photoshopped pictures of your assets.
3. Talk about your sex life as if you're Xaviera Holander even though you're more like Emily Litela.
4. Become a humble braggart - it's not just for celebrities any more
 
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Chapter 6 ~ Giggle pounce, just sayin', BoobieSquish and other phrases to make you sound cool
Chapter 7 ~ Quoting yourself...why not? You like you, go right ahead!
 
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Sometimes the obviously wrong choice is the secretly right one. Funny times, those.
 
People have recently told me the course was the best training they've ever experienced, and that word started spreading. I start it again Monday, and there's a little pressure to try and make it as good as the new expectations are....
 
I'm thinking I'm going to linger here in bed sipping coffee for a bit...

Good morning Litsters... :) ☕
 
My cleaning time table keeps getting put further and further back...I work better under pressure. Yeah, that's what I keep telling myself. :)
 
im sad you didnt put up a fight to that.
i think im more sad that you put me in a position i felt like that.
 
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