The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.

[Amoebah]

Wish people would take their politics to the Literotica Politics Forum

Yes, there are important things to discuss here like the womens feelings of despair and when the men last went poopy.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

My last poopy proved what they say about wheat is true. Too much of a good thing can be bad for the pooper. My tummy hurts. It's making noises.

 

[Amoebah]

I just had a power blurt.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

I just farted. This poopy thing isn't over. Dear Lord, help me.

 

[Froya]

Hydrate.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Her last performance in this area was prior to her death. I should have taken my parents to see that one. An opportunity missed with regret.

 

[Mrtenant]

I saw that

 

[adrina]

Two.

.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

I flushed. So there.

 

[HarryHill]

I see you're all fulla shit this A.M.

 

[Amoebah]

I just urinated. Very satisfying.

 

[trysail]

I just urinated. Very satisfying.

Post that on Facebook and Twatter. Your friends and family will be fascinated.


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[trysail]

Sheryl Sandberg: I'm really, really sorry for accommodating all you boneheaded dimwits in your moronic desire to put all your personal information in public. Gosh, we were way too idealistic.


Mark Zuckerberg: I'm really, really, really sorry for giving you dopes the chance to be stupid.



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[Hypoxia]

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[thør]

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[pointless]

well, it's good to see that cody johnston is (finally) still doing his thing after the cracked layoffs.

some more news

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Dear Henry Stuggart,

Thanks.

Member of ThatsTheGuy payments receiver board.

 

[Mrtenant]

Lamest fucking thing ever

 

[pointless]

i have.

i have also seen that idiotic pothead sitcom thing on netflix.

so, yeah, basically, fuck you, chuck lorre.

 

[Amoebah]

Post that on Facebook and Twatter. Your friends and family will be fascinated.


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My right nut's hanging a bit low today; an homage to adrina's right tit, I assume.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://image.ibb.co/dzRtsH/IMG_5688.jpg

 

[removed9556]

 

[ryan8558]

There are VERY FEW tv shows that need to be rebooted. Not a single one of them are soap operas!

 

[removed9556]

 

[ryan8558]

If I wanted to watch stupid people in unlikely haircuts pretending to be even more stupid wannabe business people I would watch The Apprentice. Or its new spin-off show set in Washington, though all the social media interactive stuff gets boring.

or you could just watch C-SPAN.