Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

[Vincius]

so it is thursday, but I am still trying to knock out photos of every toy in use and posting video screenshots as a way of inching to more pervy videos than my prior, so lets see what I have to combine, thongs, toys, and video lol

hum, thong, vibe, cubical video screenshot
https://i.imgur.com/HImmXvGm.jpg

home
https://i.imgur.com/Fl5E2LHm.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/AwPUj8sm.jpg

and 2 more of that toy (which is actually my only one with a remote, i should change that)

https://i.imgur.com/6rdZGcNm.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/zeLove4m.jpg

Nobody to play with you!?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Nobody to play with you!?

yup, the story of my life. hubby just isn't all that in to me, but gets all bent out of shape if I want a boyfriend. ugh men. can't live with them, can't bury them in a shallow grave, but you can shoot them with a BB gun or find many unique methods of slow torment as revenge for something they did 576 days ago.

 

[gumdropface]

Holy crap your husband is a moron (no offense)!

 

[wickedpanda]

Nope you have done a wonderful job of treadmill sex searching, this formula could work for any item that comes to mind......but only at your own risk I did a word jumble and saw something I can never unsee or hate anyone enough to send them.....

Justa I would never tell you what to ramble on about that would be super mansplaining wrong and I'm lazy I'm here for the porn you know that!

 

[wickedpanda]

Really he's been doing her all this time and he's a moron..... really show me a woman that's crazy about her husband and I'll show you a crazy woman.....

Florida fun fact thanks to the water table most graves are indeed shallow , but nature gave us sinkholes and now no shovel is needed

 

[JDredd711]

That thong vibe cubicle shot is too sexy for words. You have such a beautiful pussy.

 

[gumdropface]

knee jerk reaction perhaps after seeing those last pictures. I guess lust may fade over time but...even after years I believe she would be hard to turn down or ignore. Damn!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Holy crap your husband is a moron (no offense)!

Haha. Sometimes. But I am so guilty too. Maybe I will make a list of best of dumb shit I have done

Nope you have done a wonderful job of treadmill sex searching, this formula could work for any item that comes to mind......but only at your own risk I did a word jumble and saw something I can never unsee or hate anyone enough to send them.....

Justa I would never tell you what to ramble on about that would be super mansplaining wrong and I'm lazy I'm here for the porn you know that!

Oh now I must know what you found.

Really he's been doing her all this time and he's a moron..... really show me a woman that's crazy about her husband and I'll show you a crazy woman.....

Florida fun fact thanks to the water table most graves are indeed shallow , but nature gave us sinkholes and now no shovel is needed

Haha to this whole comment. And yes long time wives get together and bitch about our husbands. Then there is always that annoying chick who has the perfect relationship because they have been together almost a year. Bitch please, there is shit in my fridge older than your relationship. Come back in 20 years.

That thong vibe cubicle shot is too sexy for words. You have such a beautiful pussy.

Well thank you. Only made better knowing I am surrounded by unknowing men lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

knee jerk reaction perhaps after seeing those last pictures. I guess lust may fade over time but...even after years I believe she would be hard to turn down or ignore. Damn!

Lol. No worries. I have been known to mutter fucking moron under my breath a few times. But seriously no matter how awesome someone seems someone else out there is tired of putting up with their shit.

 

[Shyguy1369]

I never know what to say to thank you for all the wonderful pictures you share that isn't just the same as everyone else. You are so beautiful, sexy, alluring, desirable, sweet, crazy and seductive. You are weird, wacky, wonderful and a very sensual woman. I get aroused from your shared pictures every day, and I just never know what more I can say that hasn't been said. However, I am very thankful for all you share and continue to share.

 

[frmtutanota]

so it is thursday, but I am still trying to knock out photos of every toy in use and posting video screenshots as a way of inching to more pervy videos than my prior, so lets see what I have to combine, thongs, toys, and video lol

hum, thong, vibe, cubical video screenshot
https://i.imgur.com/HImmXvGm.jpg

home
https://i.imgur.com/Fl5E2LHm.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/AwPUj8sm.jpg

and 2 more of that toy (which is actually my only one with a remote, i should change that)

https://i.imgur.com/6rdZGcNm.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/zeLove4m.jpg

deliciously combined... damn sexy

 

[o2baPrince]

so it is thursday, but I am still trying to knock out photos of every toy in use and posting video screenshots as a way of inching to more pervy videos than my prior, so lets see what I have to combine, thongs, toys, and video lol

hum, thong, vibe, cubical video screenshot
https://i.imgur.com/HImmXvGm.jpg

home
https://i.imgur.com/Fl5E2LHm.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/AwPUj8sm.jpg

and 2 more of that toy (which is actually my only one with a remote, i should change that)

https://i.imgur.com/6rdZGcNm.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/zeLove4m.jpg

I love the home pics.....it's big!

 

[wickedpanda]

Justa on youtube are a few videos of things not to look up in google and why you shouldn't that's as much as I'll say. Please don't google any of them I like you way to much to spoil your day with them, really

 

[pv2012]

well those are from 3 different ones, but really, not that exciting, let me see, I'd have to strip my audio as it would either be all work product in the background, or the tv and fan that i use to drown out any sounds I make so no one in my house hears me. or do we like hearing shit like criminal minds lol. Honestly, it is incredibly rare for me to be able to speak freely. then most of my saved videos on my phone are broken into 2 minute clips as that is what kik permits, so the full videos are in the pile of 1000s and 1000s of other pictures and videos of lord knows what. plus, I am really not that interesting or exciting. I swear, just a boring middle age chick at target like everyone else.

I know you're partly or mostly kidding but you really shouldn't put yourself down like that. Shall we start a poll asking if Justa is "just a boring middle age chick at target like everyone else" ? You may be middle age but certainly not boring !

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I never know what to say to thank you for all the wonderful pictures you share that isn't just the same as everyone else. You are so beautiful, sexy, alluring, desirable, sweet, crazy and seductive. You are weird, wacky, wonderful and a very sensual woman. I get aroused from your shared pictures every day, and I just never know what more I can say that hasn't been said. However, I am very thankful for all you share and continue to share.

Well thanks. You are too kind.

deliciously combined... damn sexy

Thank you. interesting combinations are often good things

I love the home pics.....it's big!

Thanks. It is pretty solid but in the world of toys, I don't know if I'd say big. It is still in the realm of actual possibility. I don't really have anything that falls in the toy realm of big, though has been added to my to do list for shits and giggles.

Justa on youtube are a few videos of things not to look up in google and why you shouldn't that's as much as I'll say. Please don't google any of them I like you way to much to spoil your day with them, really

Dude, that sounds an awful lot like you are saying I might be traumatized by images on a screen and OMG words. Don't make me find you and kick your ass for even thinking shit like that. Surprisingly, the screen of my phone as never made me feel concerned for my physical well being... Despite exposure to images, videos, and OMG words lol. But oh no, I am a delicate little flower.
http://i.imgur.com/Juukdpnm.jpg

 

[o2baPrince]

Google search?

I'm curious as to what the last thing you searched for on Google...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I know you're partly or mostly kidding but you really shouldn't put yourself down like that. Shall we start a poll asking if Justa is "just a boring middle age chick at target like everyone else" ? You may be middle age but certainly not boring !

So if you are saying I can't make fun of myself, are you volunteering for the position of person I make fun of? I need someone. And I might extra feisty since someone implied I am a delicate little flower and shit lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm curious as to what the last thing you searched for on Google...

A few minutes ago. Googled things you should never Google. Then I googled the 2 I found on the list that I hadn't already googled

 

[o2baPrince]

A few minutes ago. Googled things you should never Google. Then I googled the 2 I found on the list that I hadn't already googled

lol. I never thought of that....were they sex related?

 

[pv2012]

So if you are saying I can't make fun of myself, are you volunteering for the position of person I make fun of? I need someone. And I might extra feisty since someone implied I am a delicate little flower and shit lol

If you want to, I think I can take it
But I'm not saying you can't make fun of yourself. Just no self-bullying please.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Thanks. Very nice of you. I can say my ass sure does jiggle. Especially when cumming with the whole shaking and all. Not sure if it is a good thing though. Kind of jealous of you guys with the hard bodies, the upper body strength, and firm asses. Like how do you actually keep the motivation to work out that much. I mean that is an hour a day that you managed to free up, then spent working out and not drinking wine and/or getting off. I think I may need an exercise bike with a vibrating seat that only vibrates when the bike is peddled. I bet I'd have really awesome legs and a firm ass then. Even better if it has a big cup holder to hold a really big bottle and a long straw. Though I suspect you aren't supposed to drink a bottle or two of wine while working out.

Yes, jiggling ass is a good thing. Well, I'm not one of those guys with the hard bodies and whatnot. I do have a great ass though, I will say this much. Working out takes motivation. Unfortunately, I'm both a procrastinator and lazy. Routine is what makes or breaks it, imo. Getting used to going every day or every other day keeps you going back. 4 or 5 years ago we had such a hot, humid summer that I was just too tired to go after work. Killed muh routine, mang.

Well I am still waiting for that gym with the membership plan perk of for every 5lbs that I lose my big young hot assigned trainer spends an hour with his face between my thighs. I'd be in shape, then have to go and gain 5lbs just to lose it again lol. I haven't found a gym that offers this plan yet. not sure why.

We don't we just be training partners? We'll fuck each other into shape! Or something. Oh, that reminds me with the sex bikes and everything, I have seen a few videos where a dildo is affixed to the gear and will go up and down as it's pedaled. I wonder how exactly anyone could concentrate unless they're focused on the pleasure of it. I can find those videos if you want LOL.

 

[NomDePlay]

so I said i would post some video screenshots, which also will help take something else off my to do list (pictures of every toy in use)

so starting with what I already had on my imgur and just never posted

ok actually I posted a similar shot, but just cropped as I was still avoiding face shots
http://i.imgur.com/MQ4l65Nm.jpg?1

checking 2 more toys off my list (note to self, fav purple rechargable, small black butt plug, silver vibe, pink vib, and basic purple vibe have now been crossed off the toy post list to complete posting all in use as is on my request list)
http://i.imgur.com/KUrPSoRm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/PHSCkgFm.jpg

and this was a fun night
http://i.imgur.com/UNL67SEm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/oXXhDFfm.jpg

the top picture is now in the short list of sexiest visual I have ever seen ... completely, breathtakingly sexy as all get out! *sighing happily*

 

[Adre]

http://i.imgur.com/Juukdpnm.jpg

An idea I can really get behind.

 

[ohverbatum7]

here for the articles?

Can I say your passing thoughs on life comes as a close second, to glimpses of your delectable body, especially your lovely face.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

lol. I never thought of that....were they sex related?

some were sort of sexual, but real perverse. I mean to make it on the list of things to never google, well one should probably not. but like um kids in a sandbox, which is a woman shoving a vibrator in this guys urethra. I wouldn't call it a turn on, but eh, interesting to watch, for science and curious how long it took them to build up to that, because that just shouldn't be possible. lemon party, gay old, like really old, dudes engaged in sexual activities. 2 girls 1 cup, a chick shits in a cup and these 2 porn actresses rub it all over each other, play with it in their mouths and shit, make out covered it in, one makes herself puke, pretty gross or kind of funny considering how much they are getting paid. um Mr hands, he liked his farm animals, a horse proved to be too much and he died. eel girls, they shove eels up each others ass and eventually eat them

then of course there are less common creepy medical disorders, harlequin, treeman syndrome.

then just photoshopped shit like blue waffle and shit based on Trypophobia.

oh and of course gruesome death scene shots like car accidents. in high school, our drivers ed instructor had a huge collection of really nasty ones. I think his goal was to make kids puke or something. he made a big deal about getting a large number of trash cans and placing them in the aisles before he passed the pictures out. Alas, ghetto teens are a pretty durable breed.

If you want to, I think I can take it
But I'm not saying you can't make fun of yourself. Just no self-bullying please.

ok, well lets start with why wile e. ya know a coyote can run like 40mph and a road runner is like only 20mph. for him not to get the road runner after all that time, well he had to be really fucking stupid. just saying.

Yes, jiggling ass is a good thing. Well, I'm not one of those guys with the hard bodies and whatnot. I do have a great ass though, I will say this much. Working out takes motivation. Unfortunately, I'm both a procrastinator and lazy. Routine is what makes or breaks it, imo. Getting used to going every day or every other day keeps you going back. 4 or 5 years ago we had such a hot, humid summer that I was just too tired to go after work. Killed muh routine, mang.



We don't we just be training partners? We'll fuck each other into shape! Or something. Oh, that reminds me with the sex bikes and everything, I have seen a few videos where a dildo is affixed to the gear and will go up and down as it's pedaled. I wonder how exactly anyone could concentrate unless they're focused on the pleasure of it. I can find those videos if you want LOL.

i saw your avatar (they are off again though), you spend a good amount of time in the gym. and sure training partners sounds awesome. and i shall google the bike gear dildo. half the fun is seeing what I find along the way

the top picture is now in the short list of sexiest visual I have ever seen ... completely, breathtakingly sexy as all get out! *sighing happily*

thank you

An idea I can really get behind.

damn it guys, that is supposed to be an insult.

here for the articles?

Can I say your passing thoughs on life comes as a close second, to glimpses of your delectable body, especially your lovely face.

Well thank you, so I assume your don't read playboy for the articles either. I do. I like the raw data and letters the best, oh and the jokes of course.