The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.

[neci]

i may not be here when it tightens and rots, but i will continue to lubricate the internal workings. cleansings#

 

[neci]

swings make me vomit.

 

[adrina]

Last time I tried a swing, about a year or so ago, I got dizzy.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Last time I tried a swing, about a year or so ago, I got dizzy.

Did you swing both ways?

 

[neci]

holy crap woodbridge chardonnay.

 

[adrina]

Did you swing both ways?

Yup. Once back, once forward and then I had to get off the swing because I got dizzy.

Yeah, wimpy. I can cop to that.

 

[Radiohead]

Did you swing both ways?

From what I heard, thats a bridge too far.

 

[thør]

holy crap woodbridge chardonnay.

An excellent value....

 

[thør]

If you wanted fries why didn't you just order them!!!

I had some at lunch. Excellent fries.

 

[Froya]

I haven't had fries in ages. They sound so good right now.

 

[Saint Peter]

"You'll have to ask Michael Cohen," Trump said. "Michael is my attorney. You'll have to ask Michael."

Oopsies.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Broomrape is a terrible name for street. Who the hell wants to live on Broomrape Street?

 

[Saint Peter]

Does it intersect with Poopoo Place?

 

[Amoebah]

Does it intersect with Poopoo Place?

And people say this forum isnt fading into nothingness.

 

[trysail]

Sheryl Sandberg: I'm really, really sorry for accommodating all you boneheaded dimwits in your moronic desire to put all your personal information in public. Gosh, we were way too idealistic.


Mark Zuckerberg: I'm really, really, really sorry for giving you dopes the chance to be stupid.



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[adrina]

I'd rather live on Madhatters Lane.


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And on a personal note: four.

 

[Saint Peter]

I googled broomrape just to know where it was. I would not move onto that road just to avoid hearing about it each time I gave somebody my address.



"Yes, you heard it correctly. My name is Mike Hunt, with an H."

 

[MelissaBaby]

She may have been the worst human being I ever met. But she didn't deserve such a terrible fate.

 

[MonaLittle]

I had a dream about Saint Peter last night.


Im still savoring the details.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

I googled broomrape just to know where it was. I would not move onto that road just to avoid hearing about it each time I gave somebody my address.



"Yes, you heard it correctly. My name is Mike Hunt, with an H."

Ha! I know, right? Me, either.

Arizona. Bunch a freaks.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Did you swing both ways?

You make me laugh.

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

I keep dreaming my teeth are falling out. It’s very upsetting. I like my teeth. Sometimes I have to concentrate for a second to remember if it really happened or was just a dream.

 

[MonaLittle]

@AlotLikePsyche


https://www.bustle.com/articles/63375-what-do-dreams-about-teeth-falling-out-mean-7-common-stress-dreams-decoded

 

[thør]

I had a dream about Saint Peter last night.


Im still savoring the details.

Roasted or braised?

 

[AlotLikePsyche]

Thank you, Mona.