Who’s watching the Oscars?

Allow me to be the first of many to say: the performance of "Remember Me" was forgettable. (And that's being nice.)
 
Bless Whoopi's heart but she looks mighty funny in a dress. Or at least that one. :eek:
 
The new Blade Runner film crew for special effects got their award.

(I think they did a good job.)
 
I heard something...as if a million deplorables just got triggered...
 
Well Common doing Stand Up for Something was pretty spectacular.
I hope that song wins.
 
Lowest rated Oscars ever. It's a problem when a totally morally bankrupt industry thinks they can lecture us about what assholes we are. Hypocrisy doesn't play well. Plus Kimmel is such an insufferable prick.
On a side note, I did not see any of the nominated works. How ever, I did rent Lady Bird. It was OK. It's described as a comedy. It wasn't humorous, really.
 
Lowest rated Oscars ever. It's a problem when a totally morally bankrupt industry thinks they can lecture us about what assholes we are. Hypocrisy doesn't play well. Plus Kimmel is such an insufferable prick.
On a side note, I did not see any of the nominated works. How ever, I did rent Lady Bird. It was OK. It's described as a comedy. It wasn't humorous, really.

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YESSSS! ha ha ha ha!

Everything you hate wrapped up in this one snap. All represented. And I love it.

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Lowest rated Oscars ever. It's a problem when a totally morally bankrupt industry thinks they can lecture us about what assholes we are. Hypocrisy doesn't play well. Plus Kimmel is such an insufferable prick.
On a side note, I did not see any of the nominated works. How ever, I did rent Lady Bird. It was OK. It's described as a comedy. It wasn't humorous, really.

and yet you watched every fucking second of it. don't lie again. it makes you look weak.

as for me, i didn't watch any of it. i never do. i love movies, but award shows are boring. i do love pretty women in pretty dresses, but i can see pics of that stuff the day after on dozens of sites, do fuck it.

anyway, have fun being a bitter hypocrite.
 
and yet you watched every fucking second of it. don't lie again. it makes you look weak.

as for me, i didn't watch any of it. i never do. i love movies, but award shows are boring. i do love pretty women in pretty dresses, but i can see pics of that stuff the day after on dozens of sites, do fuck it.

anyway, have fun being a bitter hypocrite.

LOL Wrong again.
 
Wish they would hold Del Toros Oscars until he makes Hellboy 3. Fuck the reboot, you had it right the first time. Now go do your fucking job.
 
My pics:

PICTURE
Get Out

BEST DIRECTOR
Jordan Peele

BEST ACTRESS
Frances McDormand

BEST ACTOR
Daniel Kaluuya

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Allison Janney

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Sam Rockwell

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Get Out

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Call Me by Your Name

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
Coco

BEST ORIGINAL SONG
“Stand Up for Something” from Marshall

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
The Shape of Water

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
Last Men in Aleppo

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT
Traffic Stop

BEST SHORT FILM, LIVE ACTION
The Silent Child

BEST FOREIGN-LANGUAGE FILM
A Fantastic Woman

BEST MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING
Darkest Hour

BEST FILM EDITING
Dunkirk

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Blade Runner 2049

BEST SHORT FILM, ANIMATED
Lou

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN
The Shape of Water

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Dunkirk

BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Phantom Thread

BEST SOUND EDITING
Dunkirk

BEST SOUND MIXING
Dunkirk

BEST HOTDOG
Oscar Meyer
 
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