The first time I saw this I didn't notice when the loop ended and started and I thought two of those things came out of her. I thought "Wow, what a woman. I want to marry her."
So I work at an urban hospital center. Middle aged dude came into the ER complaining of rectal pain after getting a bit too enthusiastic with his significant other in the bedroom. Got an X-ray and found an S-shaped vibrator stuck up in his sigmoid colon. Was able to extract it with my senior resident after about 30 minutes of creative positioning and traction. Lucky for the patient he didn't poke a hole in any loops of colon or else it would've been a lot more difficult and serious (a trip to the OR). We offered to clean said vibrator but the patient simply wanted it back in a plastic bag.
"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause IF I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener,
This bitch would keep shoving me up her cunt and ass!"
OK, so, that last line doesn't really rhyme but we'll work on it and get back to you.