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Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%

  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%

  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%

  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%

  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%
  • Total voters
    317
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Suz_anne said:
I'm kind of with EN on this one - morning is not my favorite time of the day for sexy time. I mean, I'm not going to refuse...but I prefer other times of the day.

If I have an itch, I like to let it build through the day. Almost like edging that itch. Which makes for a spectacular ending later on. ;)
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I would agree but when I get an itch I can't stop scratching it and it becomes a rub then I'm so weak-willed I just have to cum
 
aussiegeekygal said:
My favorite gift for anyone is a maid.

Getting married? Have a maid!
Had a baby? Have a maid!
Oh, it's Tuesday? Have a maid!

Nothing is sexier than a clean house.
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Amen, sister.

And my birthday is coming up. Just sayin'. ;)
 
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ChainedUp said:
When you wake up horny, does it set the mood for the day or is it more like the first itch to scratch and then move on? And what makes you horny early on, a dream, a memwory of the night before, and email you awoke to, cruising lit? Will you act on it or let it simmer?
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So I don't think many guys have answered this but I will.
I think like most men, I often wake up with "morning wood."
If I can get a good romp then that actually is more than just "scratching the itch." It can put a little bit of a spring in my step and a smile on face. I actually am pretty sure, I'm in a better mood all day. :D

But...alarm clocks, kids needing to get to school, and all that often means no morning nookie. Sometimes then, I'll ... erm...have "shower time" shall we say? :eek: While that "scratches the itch" it's not the same.

While certainly, "morning wood" often puts me in the mood, I'll tell you that it not simply biology that can make morning sex so incredible. It's that dreamy feeling as I wake next to the woman I love. That warmth and intimacy as I find myself wrapped around her (or wrapped up in her). The softness of her skin. I don't know why, but her lips feels softer, warmer, fuller as we gently kiss. As my hands slowly caress her body, sliding along her sides, hips, tummy and legs, there is something that is different and unique about the foreplay. More loving? More sensuous? It is those mornings, when we dreamily begin to make love that put that spark in my day. I think those I treasure the most.


OH...and...*takes notes*...Hmmmm should I clean the house, or just hire the maid? :confused:
 
lakesailer_mi said:
It's that dreamy feeling as I wake next to the woman I love. That warmth and intimacy as I find myself wrapped around her (or wrapped up in her). The softness of her skin. I don't know why, but her lips feels softer, warmer, fuller as we gently kiss. As my hands slowly caress her body, sliding along her sides, hips, tummy and legs, there is something that is different and unique about the foreplay. More loving? More sensuous? It is those mornings, when we dreamily begin to make love that put that spark in my day. I think those I treasure the most.
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All kidding aside... ^^^this.

That hazy, dreamy, half asleep, snuggly, warm, fuzzy space ... dawn is unfurling and the light is grey, the air is still and quiet ... it's the most romantic time of day, to me.

All wrapped up in each other, limbs tangled like sheets... no bells and whistles, no toys, no props... just us.

It's the love zone... versus the fucking zone.

Best way to wake up :heart:
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Oh and Lakesailer, do both ;)
 
ChainedUp said:
When you wake up horny, does it set the mood for the day or is it more like the first itch to scratch and then move on? And what makes you horny early on, a dream, a memwory of the night before, and email you awoke to, cruising lit? Will you act on it or let it simmer?
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When I wake up with a throbbing erection I have to make my self-cum and have an orgasm, then I am ready to face the rest of the day, with a contented smile and a desire to cum again ;)
 
Trekka said:
Annnnnd he's on his way home early-ish. Coincidence?

*squeals
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Better get your blindfold!

And it wouldn't hurt to let him know that, on behalf of all guys everywhere, I said he is the luckiest guy in the Universe!
 
SMNaughtywife said:
That would be just the start. Some suggestive messages to follow, let’s see how well he hides the uncomfortable buldge and slight squirm.
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I told him that you dredged it up while catting around, you wanton minx. :cattail:

hotwords229_A said:
Better get your blindfold!

And it wouldn't hurt to let him know that, on behalf of all guys everywhere, I said he is the luckiest guy in the Universe!
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In the Universe?! Oh p'shaw. Hardly. I'm a total cunt when I'm sleepy or hungry soooo... it's a balancing act :D
 
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