Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

[Dr. Groove]

too late

I think it was pretty special.

thank you, I almost didn't even wear a bra today. See hubby scheduled for his (our) friend and his kids to come over at 9am for a playdate. 9am on a vacation day. I don't even like my kid at 9am, and i don't even want to be wearing pants. the friend is newer, stares at my boobs and pokes me on facebook all the time, so was considering going braless to annoy my husband as much as a 9am to 8pm playdate annoys me. I don't have a really good track record with our male friends, historically speaking. Actually, recently looked at my wedding dinner group photo. 11 males were in it, I had some sort of inappropriate contact with 7 of them, out of the remaining 4, one was my dad, and 2 were my kid brothers. (and we wont even talk about the creepy night I came home to visit and my moms husband made a pass at me after we had gone bar hopping) anyway point is, hubby picks less attractive or not my type friends now, and he is not a fan of me getting along well with them, so yeah I considered being a bitch and not wearing a bra to voice my protest on the 9am playdate. I took the mature road through and am currently watching power rangers with 3 kids while discretely surfing lit. Yeah, I should have taken the immature route, would have been more entertaining lol.

Mischievous thoughts are valuable whether they're acted upon or not.

Your photo story cracks me up. Reminds me of a secret Facebook game I play sometimes. Looking at % of likes or online friends that have had "contact." I guess it's fun, because I'm on good terms with all of the exes accept one or two, whether casual or relationship. It is a terribly mischievous game/thought, however.

Happy 100th. You are sexy, mischievous and in a word - fuckingAwesome.

 

[rjc36_us]

well my 100th picture, nothing special or fancy, but hopes and dreams needed to be dashed. I generally prefer to lower the expectations of everyone around me until showing up and doing things half assed is good enough. life is way easier that way lol.

anyway. waking up, about to shower.

http://i.imgur.com/WKgSgCYm.jpg

Thanks a spectacular picture for your 100th. You are a very sexy women. No hopes and dreams shattered here. I really like that picture.

 

[Mrzedd]

Well thank you. I don't really hear cute too often. Guess because I'm cute like a badger, ya know they do look really cute, until they open their mouth, then its like ohhh fuck, what kind of shit did I get myself in to.

It just occurred to me, why us guys like you soooooo much! Your body is super sexy! Every man on this thread would give away a spleen, liver, kidneys and lungs just to spend a night with you .

But one of the coolest and cutest things about you is your sense of humour. I think because of your profession, you really get the guy humour! So yeah you're awesome!

 

[Mrzedd]

http://i.imgur.com/WKgSgCYm.jpg

As always awesome!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hell, the thought of that is pretty entertaining...and hot!

lol

What I wouldn't give for your iCloud UN and PW so I could peruse said pervy photos.

then one of us would have it, haha (oh i'd guess it after 2 or 3 tries)

Should announce that you need to change into something different . . . then walk back out in front of said "friend" with a new top and no bra . . .

well you see, I just want people to leave so, i suspect that will not help.

Full frontal Justa!!! and the crowd goes wild!
I was betting you had a little landing strip...and now have to admit I was wrong.

Power rangers......I suddenly see you in that pink outfit and the bad guys all suffering with boners unable to fight!

thank you, and no damn it, I am the villain, always the villain

I think it was pretty special.

Mischievous thoughts are valuable whether they're acted upon or not.

Your photo story cracks me up. Reminds me of a secret Facebook game I play sometimes. Looking at % of likes or online friends that have had "contact." I guess it's fun, because I'm on good terms with all of the exes accept one or two, whether casual or relationship. It is a terribly mischievous game/thought, however.

Happy 100th. You are sexy, mischievous and in a word - fuckingAwesome.

thank you. actually none of my relationships ended badly, but yeah there are some I look back on and am all, was I really totally drunk for like 4 months straight lol.

Thanks a spectacular picture for your 100th. You are a very sexy women. No hopes and dreams shattered here. I really like that picture.

thank you

It just occurred to me, why us guys like you soooooo much! Your body is super sexy! Every man on this thread would give away a spleen, liver, kidneys and lungs just to spend a night with you .

But one of the coolest and cutest things about you is your sense of humour. I think because of your profession, you really get the guy humour! So yeah you're awesome!

I have thought about it, and I think it is because I am not a man. like seriously, who would pretend to be me. If i was going pretend, I would be way cooler. I didn't appreciate it at first, when i first joined lit, and moved people I was really getting along with to different messaging platforms because lits small message box. The first thing they would do is ask for a video chat. I'd be all, oh come on, i am in fucking Target buying wine. And they were like, no that's not what I meant, I mean just turn on video for 10 seconds and say hi. People on lit seemed to really not think you are who you say you are. It baffled me at first. Then the longer i was here, I keep seeing a large number "women" who don't talk like women. women who send you the same exact pm every month, word for word. And so many women with fantasies for their teen son's friends. Ok most of my friends have teens, you know what their fantasies are, that their pain in the ass teen and his pain in the ass friends get the fuck out or at least not be assholes today. Fantasies about screwing kids friends parents, kids teachers, hell the Target electronics guy sure, but nope, don't even want to be near teens. then electrical outlets that don't match the stated location, nailpolish that is heavily worn and changes back and forth over what is supposed to be a minutes or hours. I am sure most is just role play and probably women saying what they think people want to hear, but yeah, the more I talk with women and see women, the more I start to side eye lol.

Then you have me... geeky, awkward, hopelessly messy, originally poor inner city, now hard core redneck, trashy, smoking, likely a drinking "problem", can't make shit sound sexy to save my life. Yeah, no one would pretend to be anything like me, so the more I say and post, the more obvious it is that I am real (and a real hot mess to boot)

that is what I think makes people like me.

ok that and my huge tits that have now been on video several times so obviously not photoshopped.

As always awesome!

thank you.

 

[jc1213]

happy thursday. and wow my 99th slutty picture, about to hit triple digits lol

http://i.imgur.com/v54L9gOm.jpg

Your curves, front and back, are amazing! You have such a sexy, spankable tush!

 

[Todger65]

well my 100th picture, nothing special or fancy, but hopes and dreams needed to be dashed. I generally prefer to lower the expectations of everyone around me until showing up and doing things half assed is good enough. life is way easier that way lol.

anyway. waking up, about to shower.

http://i.imgur.com/WKgSgCYm.jpg

Actually this was a surprise, but a good choice for your 100th photo. A full length unobscured one of your gorgeous body.

You have quite a variety of mammary hammocks.

Loved the story about your wedding dinner

 

[DesertRanger]

well my 100th picture, nothing special or fancy, but hopes and dreams needed to be dashed. I generally prefer to lower the expectations of everyone around me until showing up and doing things half assed is good enough. life is way easier that way lol.

anyway. waking up, about to shower.

http://i.imgur.com/WKgSgCYm.jpg

As much as I love the buffet of bras...THIS IS PHENOMENAL!!

 

[kindlykinky]

So glad I asked to see the non-tshirt bras! Woweee! Thank-You for sharing! How goes the playdate?

 

[Smoothshavendad]

well my 100th picture, nothing special or fancy, but hopes and dreams needed to be dashed. I generally prefer to lower the expectations of everyone around me until showing up and doing things half assed is good enough. life is way easier that way lol.

anyway. waking up, about to shower.

http://i.imgur.com/WKgSgCYm.jpg

Perfection!

 

[wickedpanda]

OK busted I'm a Power Rangers Poser, so what villain will you be and will their be pics?

 

[Yesplzzz00]

well my 100th picture, nothing special or fancy, but hopes and dreams needed to be dashed. I generally prefer to lower the expectations of everyone around me until showing up and doing things half assed is good enough. life is way easier that way lol.

anyway. waking up, about to shower.

http://i.imgur.com/WKgSgCYm.jpg

Beautiful ..... thanks for sharing

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Your curves, front and back, are amazing! You have such a sexy, spankable tush!

thank you

Actually this was a surprise, but a good choice for your 100th photo. A full length unobscured one of your gorgeous body.

You have quite a variety of mammary hammocks.

Loved the story about your wedding dinner

oh well now you get the whole wedding story. Hubby and I had been living together for years, so we decided to get married in Vegas. Like 25 people said they wanted to come with (after asking if i was pregnant, which I wasn't lol) So we all go to Vegas, I booked a bunch of rooms at the Sahara. My reception was heavily alcohol laden, my youngest kid brother kept stealing fruit out of the fuzzy navel bowl, the younger adults stayed out longer. We walked the strip with me in my full long dragging on the ground wedding gown while I chugged wine from the bottle. classy. We made it a game of collecting "stripper" cards to see who could get the most unique. Get back to the hotel, I change out of the gown to a miniskirt and sweater, still with the wedding thigh highs, garter and corset fully visible because I am classy like that, and we all meet up to keep partying in the "best mans" room. we sort and count our stripper cards, and it comes up that none of the men have ever been with a pro. I offer to buy one but we all get to watch, because ya know for science. 2 guys got blow jobs from the one we all picked. that is pretty much the whole story of my wedding lol.

I've been on Lit for a few years now, and I can't begin to tell you the number of people who have been duped by guys pretending to be women. Most fake women here are pretty obvious; all you have to do is check their post history. However I have seen some people talk about how they were suckered by fakes. Some of the stories are heartbreaking. I guess we're all just super-cynical now, which is kind of sad.

Anyway, I didn't mean to hijack your thread. Whatever you may say about being a hot mess or whatever, you're liked because you're sexy, smart, and witty, and you seem to be down to earth and approachable.

is it wrong that I kind of want to create an account as a man and see if I can pick up chicks lol. yeah I guess it is, but I kind of want to know, ya know... for science. Can I be better at being a awesome guy than a guy.

oh and of course thank you, and please everyone feel free to hijack my thread. no matter what weird shit someone comes up with, I probably have a story to go with haha.

As much as I love the buffet of bras...THIS IS PHENOMENAL!!

thank you

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So glad I asked to see the non-tshirt bras! Woweee! Thank-You for sharing! How goes the playdate?

thank you. finally down to 1, and it is mine, so he isn't going anywhere.

Perfection!

thanks

OK busted I'm a Power Rangers Poser, so what villain will you be and will their be pics?

fuck if I know, I am not watching that shit. I am catching up on porn. I think the green ranger is bad.

Beautiful ..... thanks for sharing

thank you.

 

[wickedpanda]

Snort OMG I'm doing the porn thing too!

Wait did the green one have a metal dragon, shit where's that ex gf that loved the Power Ranger crap but gave the best bj's ever, a lot of zest Staci Lords style.

Next marriage I want to be there just for the parties!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

There are enough phonies on Lit. You just keep being you. You started your thread 2 weeks ago, and you already have over 20,000 views. You're pretty much a star around here!

fine, I won't be a man. besides, I talk too much, it would be obvious. yeah I try to ignore the view count, and assume it is that high because I never shut up, so it is always at the top and people accidentally click lol. otherwise it is just intimidating.

Snort OMG I'm doing the porn thing too!

Wait did the green one have a metal dragon, shit where's that ex gf that loved the Power Ranger crap but gave the best bj's ever, a lot of zest Staci Lords style.

Next marriage I want to be there just for the parties!

lol. I don't know about a dragon, really I ignore the kid's tv. but you had a girlfriend that loved power rangers. dude, the middle aged chick with pink hair is saying that is fucking weird, so you know that is really fucking weird.

And i shall never get married again, whether this one sticks or doesn't. of course my mom said that after every divorce, here to hoping number 4 sticks.

 

[draconus_infernus]

well my 100th picture, nothing special or fancy, but hopes and dreams needed to be dashed. I generally prefer to lower the expectations of everyone around me until showing up and doing things half assed is good enough. life is way easier that way lol.

anyway. waking up, about to shower.

http://i.imgur.com/WKgSgCYm.jpg

Fucking GORGEOUS!

 

[dz2681]

well my 100th picture, nothing special or fancy, but hopes and dreams needed to be dashed. I generally prefer to lower the expectations of everyone around me until showing up and doing things half assed is good enough. life is way easier that way lol.

anyway. waking up, about to shower.

http://i.imgur.com/WKgSgCYm.jpg

Mmmmmm, I can see lot of special things in that pic, gorgeous!

 

[hardkoch]

Super sexy pics.

 

[tallguy78]

well my 100th picture, nothing special or fancy, but hopes and dreams needed to be dashed. I generally prefer to lower the expectations of everyone around me until showing up and doing things half assed is good enough. life is way easier that way lol.

anyway. waking up, about to shower.

http://i.imgur.com/WKgSgCYm.jpg

You're Very well put together, thanks and I think you're whole-assing It!

 

[EndlessNameless]

happy thursday. and wow my 99th slutty picture, about to hit triple digits lol

I see an ass, I spank.

well my 100th picture, nothing special or fancy, but hopes and dreams needed to be dashed. I generally prefer to lower the expectations of everyone around me until showing up and doing things half assed is good enough. life is way easier that way lol.

anyway. waking up, about to shower.

*gasp* I see a goddess has decided to walk amongst us plebs. Okay okay, you're maybe more like a fallen angel. But all joking aside, damn you're beautiful.

 

[beernsteakftw]

Loving it!

And I promised bra pictures in non t-shirt bras. all these are 32L usa (32HH uk) or sister sizes (ie 34K us or 34H uk)

I also remembered why i dont wear not t-shirt bras. half of these bras are scratchy.

anyway, Freya http://i.imgur.com/ZIG6Gifm.jpg

lulu tout http://i.imgur.com/2xHZuB5m.jpg

goddess http://i.imgur.com/VjtNRgFm.jpg

curvy kate http://i.imgur.com/zSkBVeDm.jpg

freya http://i.imgur.com/0fkQ5M6m.jpg

goddess http://i.imgur.com/lGwMMzBm.jpg

panache http://i.imgur.com/prqU5G4m.jpg

panache http://i.imgur.com/U94L80Gm.jpg

decided to wear the first goddess for the day, but then was also reminded that tshirt bras really do make for better random flashing. no seam imprints http://i.imgur.com/NRNPGxXm.jpg

I am loving the fashion show, but i must confess that I do kinda like the seam imprints.

 

[mibuilder]

Thank you and happy 100 to us!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Fucking GORGEOUS!

Thank you

Mmmmmm, I can see lot of special things in that pic, gorgeous!

Thank you.

Super sexy pics.

Thank you.

You're Very well put together, thanks and I think you're whole-assing It!

Haha. Thank you.

I see an ass, I spank.



*gasp* I see a goddess has decided to walk amongst us plebs. Okay okay, you're maybe more like a fallen angel. But all joking aside, damn you're beautiful.

Very fallen lol

I am loving the fashion show, but i must confess that I do kinda like the seam imprints.

OK why. I really don't get it. The seam imprints do not look cute to me

 

[beernsteakftw]

Seam Imprints

To me it sorta enhances the idea that I get express permission to see what is hidden from the public at large. That I am somehow special to behold the divine, unabated visage of the said mystical trove.

Also it solidifies the relaxation and relief from removing it that makes me happy for the person with the boobs. It's a sorta conditioning, of when, the bra comes off and the imprints are there, it is time to cuddle and get close without all the extra fabric and wires. Skin to Skin.

But that's just me.