UK and Ireland perverts unite!

[Pantyboy74]

I think Tal got pages 222 and 223 stuck together and attempted the impossible
Twister n the Sutra don’t mix!

Our mistake exe was doing it drunk.
Those Ikea instructions as a page marker just made it confusing,

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I think Tal got pages 222 and 223 stuck together and attempted the impossible
Twister n the Sutra don’t mix!

It isn't for amateurs, that's for sure.

 

[Tallulah82]

Hello It's good to be here.

I hope they're all behaving themselves (as much as you want them too ).

Hey trouble.

I told you not to try page 222 on the Kama Sutra. Your spine just isn't flexible enough. *Sigh* I'm on my way with a tube of Deep Heat.

Pretty grumpy myself today. Lack of sleep last night, I think!

Pah! Yeah, like I'd be moaning if it was a sex injury.

I know you find Deep Heat incredibly arousing, any excuse to whip it out

Well, you've had your full night's sleep last week, so you can't get too greedy on wanting more!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Pah! Yeah, like I'd be moaning if it was a sex injury.

I know you find Deep Heat incredibly arousing, any excuse to whip it out

Well, you've had your full night's sleep last week, so you can't get too greedy on wanting more!

Sex Injuries. I can see that turning into a thread.

Admit it - when I get my Deep Heat out, you turn into a wet, quivering wreck. *nods* I know this.

I'm soooo tired. I'd give anything for sleep. I'd even sacrifice you to some sort of God.

 

[Tallulah82]

Hiya tal...
Great to see you.

How's you today? Any trips out walking in local beauty spots? Fresh air and all that!

I think Tal got pages 222 and 223 stuck together and attempted the impossible
Twister n the Sutra don’t mix!

Shush, woman! And anyway. I didn't get them mixed up, you damn well know that it was your alternative bible that you sent me a copy of, is what caused this! I warned you that I was old and stiff compared to you young whippersnappers

 

[Mindfondler]

I hope they're all behaving themselves (as much as you want them too ).

Hello, stranger! I haven't seen you around for a while. Hope you're doing okay.

I need to get better at not behaving myself.
.

 

[English_Ophelia]

I hope they're all behaving themselves (as much as you want them too ).

They've all been perfectly well behaved and respectable (mores the shame! )

Well... apart from Pantyboy who's trying to get me to drop my nickers in the back of his Vauxhall Nova somewhere on the M60!

 

[Tallulah82]

Sex Injuries. I can see that turning into a thread.

Admit it - when I get my Deep Heat out, you turn into a wet, quivering wreck. *nods* I know this.

I'm soooo tired. I'd give anything for sleep. I'd even sacrifice you to some sort of God.

I'm sure I've seen that thread already!

Wow. You must be tired to want to kill me

I'm brain dead, won't be lingering long as I'm having to work at forming sentences. Tis all very draining - typing shit.

 

[Pantyboy74]

How's you today? Any trips out walking in local beauty spots? Fresh air and all that!

Better than yesterday. Thank you.

Not today. I have docs this afternoon.
Went to a beauty spot yesterday. Victoria secrets

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I'm sure I've seen that thread already!

Wow. You must be tired to want to kill me

I'm brain dead, won't be lingering long as I'm having to work at forming sentences. Tis all very draining - typing shit.

Well... not kill you. Just mildly abuse.

Yeah, I'm not staying either - just popped in to say hello to everyone and got a couple of replies - I'm hungry so I'll go raid the fridge.

 

[Tallulah82]

Hello, stranger! I haven't seen you around for a while. Hope you're doing okay.

I need to get better at not behaving myself.
.

Hey MF

I'm fine thanks. I was going to pm you yesterday but life happened. I'm going to barge into your box as soon as I have the mental capacity to converse properly

They've all been perfectly well behaved and respectable (mores the shame! )

Well... apart from Pantyboy who's trying to get me to drop my nickers in the back of his Vauxhall Nova somewhere on the M60!

PB??? I'm SHOCKED, I tell you! SHOCKED!

Just remember that to men 1 inch=4 inches.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Hey MF

PB??? I'm SHOCKED, I tell you! SHOCKED!

Just remember that to men 1 inch=4 inches.

I know right. A Nova..... everyone knows ive got an XR3i...

 

[English_Ophelia]

Just remember that to men 1 inch=4 inches.

*writes down the conversion sum*

That's ok, monster cocks scare me!

 

[English_Ophelia]

I know right. A Nova..... everyone knows ive got an XR3i...

Really? Take me now!

 

[English_Ophelia]

Anyone feeling helpful? I can't figure out how to add a picture anywhere on my profile. A girl needs to flash her baps!

 

[Pantyboy74]

Anyone feeling helpful? I can't figure out how to add a picture anywhere on my profile. A girl needs to flash her baps!

When you have 100 posts then you can.

 

[Tallulah82]

Anyone feeling helpful? I can't figure out how to add a picture anywhere on my profile. A girl needs to flash her baps!

Lol! What PB said. A bit more posting, and you're good to go.

 

[Mindfondler]

Hey MF

I'm fine thanks. I was going to pm you yesterday but life happened. I'm going to barge into your box as soon as I have the mental capacity to converse properly

Yay! I love it when you barge into my box.

There's always a mug of tea here just waiting to be made whenever you have the inclination to pop round for a chat. Popping round in a virtual sense, at least. With virtual tea in virtual mugs, and still no sign of biscuits, virtual or otherwise.

Hmm... now I'm talking toot.
.

 

[English_Ophelia]

Ahhhh! That explains why it keeps just asking for my password in a perpetual loop - it's just not open for me to do it.

From the depths of my mind I think I knew that too... thanks folks!

The baps will have to stay under wraps for a wee while longer

 

[Mindfondler]

Ahhhh! That explains why it keeps just asking for my password in a perpetual loop - it's just not open for me to do it.

You'll just have to keep talking to us silly people (well, I'm silly, at least) for a bit longer.

From the depths of my mind I think I knew that too... thanks folks!

You'll also have to work around The Great Profile Editing Bug that's running amok on Lit at the moment (i.e. current inability to edit your profile text at all).

The baps will have to stay under wraps for a wee while longer

Mmm... fresh baps!
.

 

[English_Ophelia]

You'll just have to keep talking to us silly people (well, I'm silly, at least) for a bit longer.

That's no hardship

 

[Tallulah82]

Yay! I love it when you barge into my box.

There's always a mug of tea here just waiting to be made whenever you have the inclination to pop round for a chat. Popping round in a virtual sense, at least. With virtual tea in virtual mugs, and still no sign of biscuits, virtual or otherwise.

Hmm... now I'm talking toot.
.

Lol! Uh oh, I'm rubbing off on you?! I'm disappearing now to have a quick cuppa and do a couple of jobs before the school run

 

[Pantyboy74]

That's no hardship

Mhmm.

 

[English_Ophelia]

Mhmm.

Are you being smutty?

 

[Pantyboy74]

Are you being smutty?

Have you read my signature.?