The GB Keymaker!

[WoundedKnee]

Who here are experts in backdoors?
[I've been known to do a keister or two; and yeah, no one has two keisters.]

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

I hear Reichguide wants to give you his keister.

 

[Rightguide]

Who here are experts in backdoors?
[I've been known to do a keister or two; and yeah, no one has two keisters.]

Actually, there are a few buttheads on the left here.

 

[Rightguide]

I hear Reichguide wants to give you his keister.

Not my thing, besides, he's kept your mom's keister from its normal function since you've been here.

 

[cleaver]

all kidding aside....
(for assplay is ass-play)
the back doors to which you might exercise your curiosity
suggest something more... ban-able

as in.... say... suggesting, for some price, that i could...
acquire... access
to ... say... wounded knee's expected umbra of privacy?

that kinda backdoor?

i... uh..... know a gal...

 

[dontbackdown]

all kidding aside....
(for assplay is ass-play)
the back doors to which you might exercise your curiosity
suggest something more... ban-able

as in.... say... suggesting, for some price, that i could...
acquire... access
to ... say... wounded knee's expected umbra of privacy?

that kinda backdoor?

i... uh..... know a gal...

Have you noticed that subjects that make the front pages of newspapers can no longer be discussed here? Hell, you can't even make reference to the subject(s).

Free speech my ass.

 

[Bert Notorius]

the urban dictionary
defines "keyholing" as
the sticking of the tongue
into the opening of
the penis.

i don't know about
your penis
but aint no tongue
fitting into
my penis hole.

 

[Wats_butthole]

Have you noticed that subjects that make the front pages of newspapers can no longer be discussed here? Hell, you can't even make reference to the subject(s).

Free speech my ass.

Whaaaa!!! Go fuck yourself, baby killer.

 

[Rightguide]

the urban dictionary
defines "keyholing" as
the sticking of the tongue
into the opening of
the penis.

i don't know about
your penis
but aint no tongue
fitting into
my penis hole.

Nor mine.

 

[Rightguide]

Whaaaa!!! Go fuck yourself, baby killer.

Another odious leak from the butthole.

 

[cowslinger64]

Not my thing, besides, he's kept your mom's keister from its normal function since you've been here.

Sure it is.. you are always talking about other posters cocks and asses.. and posting pics of your fantasies.

Who ya trying to kid, vette?

 

[ChinoMoreno]

Have you noticed that subjects that make the front pages of newspapers can no longer be discussed here? Hell, you can't even make reference to the subject(s).

Free speech my ass.

You are free to move about the country.

 

[Unabatable]

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[Unabatable]

It'd be one thing if it was no "Free Speech" for all, but progressives are allowed to directly threaten other posters' offspring here and not get banned, and directly post things they're not even warned about, but that others are repeatedly banned for.

Case in point:

Not progressive poster:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=88303180&postcount=192

Progressive poster:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1464756

 

[Aphro]

I'm trying to decide - is this an anal sex thread? Or a RW vs. LW fuck you thread again? I mean, is this how you guys talk about sexual stuff?

It sure ain't very sexy.

 

[cowslinger64]

I'm trying to decide - is this an anal sex thread? Or a RW vs. LW fuck you thread again? I mean, is this how you guys talk about sexual stuff?

It sure ain't very sexy.

I have a stalker in vette/rightguard.. he has an incessant need to talk about other guys genitals and stuff. It's disgusting.

If I were going to talk to anyone here about sex, it'd at least be with someone having it. Yanno?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Have you noticed that subjects that make the front pages of newspapers can no longer be discussed here? Hell, you can't even make reference to the subject(s).

Free speech my ass.

Stop whining, n00b.
It's unmanly.

 

[dontbackdown]

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Well done.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Who here are experts in backdoors?
[I've been known to do a keister or two; and yeah, no one has two keisters.]

Funny.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Too much fantasizing though. Gotta watch your health.

 

[Rightguide]

I have a stalker in vette/rightguard.. he has an incessant need to talk about other guys genitals and stuff. It's disgusting.

No, you're just a paranoid asshole with a drug-crazed grudge against a former poster named "vette" who you like to pretend, for wanking purposes, is still here in the form of my username and persona. But then you are insane.

 

[MagnusRichard]

Have you noticed that subjects that make the front pages of newspapers can no longer be discussed here? Hell, you can't even make reference to the subject(s).

Free speech my ass.

Sex is dirty again!

 

[cleaver]

there should be
you see
a ship of the dead
thread...

where the excised
should be piked
vlad the impaler style
about the gates to the queendomkingdom...

with each,
their story;
their... infraction...
as exemplar and deterrent...

for in but a week, or so
the thorny details erode...
(except to the dead ones)
and the ones once interested...

most lose interest
and attention
and go on to make odd rules for themselves.

but we must remember
the what who and why...
you see,
we must...

to keep the rules fresh and right
and to keep all victims protected...

this is not for me...
i am nothing but a consumer here.

it is for the slower ones,
this ghost ship thread...

for the guard rails now clutter the very simple highway
as the too begin outweighing the me...
and the nuance of off colours only in red...

 

[dontbackdown]

there should be
you see
a ship of the dead
thread...

where the excised
should be piked
vlad the impaler style
about the gates to the queendomkingdom...

with each,
their story;
their... infraction...
as exemplar and deterrent...

for in but a week, or so
the thorny details erode...
(except to the dead ones)
and the ones once interested...

most lose interest
and attention
and go on to make odd rules for themselves.

but we must remember
the what who and why...
you see,
we must...

to keep the rules fresh and right
and to keep all victims protected...

this is not for me...
i am nothing but a consumer here.

it is for the slower ones,
this ghost ship thread...

for the guard rails now clutter the very simple highway
as the too begin outweighing the me...
and the nuance of off colours only in red...

And speed bumps
And spike strips
and..........

 

[WoundedKnee]

all kidding aside....
(for assplay is ass-play)
the back doors to which you might exercise your curiosity
suggest something more... ban-able

as in.... say... suggesting, for some price, that i could...
acquire... access
to ... say... wounded knee's expected umbra of privacy?

that kinda backdoor?

i... uh..... know a gal...

She lives on a hill?