TSCLT 4.0: Bitchy Malevolent Baby Ducks

[Endrura]

Jesus. Between you and your alts, how many times did you post yesterday? 100? 200? Get a life.

I've never been able to understand how people can post so much here, on a good day I only manage a handful of posts.

Was he spamming and flooding the board with another one of his alts again? I saw some of the creepy stalker like crap he was saying while creep flirting with women who want nothing to do with him. No, not his wife , not this time.

Is his wife an alt?


Saturday is here, pots are hot and no stress.

 

[WoundedKnee]

I think Spicy Shelf is a gimmick.

I think I would freak out if Mike showed up in my cabinet to talk to me about pillows. I might even shoot him.

Is any medicine safe? Everything but aspirin has a lawyer chasing it.

Why the fuck would I ever want a Star Shower? Too lazy to put up and take down Christmas lights? Can I still say Christmas? Holiday lights?

 

[Saint Peter]

Why the fuck would I ever want a Star Shower?

Saves energy.
Changes the colors and patterns to match the occasion or mood.
Fucks with the cats.


What's not to love?

 

[Rightguide]

Obviously.


But I should have been able to work "tit" into it somehow . . . .

Among other things, nobody works a tit into a post like Wat.

 

[Rightguide]

Happy Saturday!!!


Up a bit early. There be a road trip in today's forecast. There be a borrowed trailer on the back of the truck. There also be some labor involved, too.


Meh, it'll be fine.

I have some paperwork to do today. Got a call last night at 11:00 asking me for an electronic signature on a proffer or I could travel to Tucson on Monday and sign it in person. So, I got back to bed at about 12:30 am. So I have the weekend to finish up, do my laundry, and think about a nice place to go eat tonight.

 

[Wats_butthole]

I've never been able to understand how people can post so much here, on a good day I only manage a handful of posts.



Is his wife an alt?


Saturday is here, pots are hot and no stress.

She used to post here. I've had a few conversations with her after she reached out to me and informed me of queefy's disgusting behaviors.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

She used to post here. I've had a few conversations with her after she reached out to me and informed me of queefy's disgusting behaviors.

She told me Queef tried to score more Lit pussy than Ishmael and VatAss combined. I guess dolf was the one who first figured it out.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I've never been able to understand how people can post so much here, on a good day I only manage a handful of posts.



Is his wife an alt?

He's mentally ill, a toxic combo of OCD and Aspberger's, coupled with a pathetic need to A) "teach people a lesson", B ) get the last word in, and C) claim "victimhood".

Lately he's actually admitted to being severely stressed at work (plus virtually all of the posters he's admired over the last two years have been run off or banhammered). He's had a rough month, and takes out his frustrations on the General Board (while blaming me all the while).

I don't think his wife is an alt, I do think he creates certain alts then "spins them off to confidants" in order to generate board drama.

 

[Wats_butthole]

Of course he hates his job, hes a door to door salesman for fucks sake. One has to be a dishonest prick to be salesman. Maybe after all these years hes getting a clue.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

I think Spicy Shelf is a gimmick.

I think I would freak out if Mike showed up in my cabinet to talk to me about pillows. I might even shoot him.

Is any medicine safe? Everything but aspirin has a lawyer chasing it.

Why the fuck would I ever want a Star Shower? Too lazy to put up and take down Christmas lights? Can I still say Christmas? Holiday lights?

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[Endrura]

The time change is an archaic system and backward or forwards I wish it was gone.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I have some paperwork to do today. Got a call last night at 11:00 asking me for an electronic signature on a proffer or I could travel to Tucson on Monday and sign it in person. So, I got back to bed at about 12:30 am. So I have the weekend to finish up, do my laundry, and think about a nice place to go eat tonight.

So you decided to take the plea bargain? Any additional jail time or will they consent to "time served"? This is your "second strike" if I recall.

 

[Rightguide]

The time change is an archaic system and backward or forwards I wish it was gone.

Yeah, my trusty Atomic time clock failed to receive it's signal this morning and is still displaying the wrong time. I can't find the friggin manual either. Google might be the answer.

 

[Rightguide]

Google was my friend. After reading the friggin instructions and pushing and holding the correct button for five seconds my clock did, in fact, receive the WWVB signal from Colorado. In the past, this was done automatically each year, but I must have unplugged it or something to return it to a setup mode. Oh well, all is well now.

 

[Wats_butthole]

Google was my friend. After reading the friggin instructions and pushing and holding the correct button for five seconds my clock did, in fact, receive the WWVB signal from Colorado. In the past, this was done automatically each year, but I must have unplugged it or something to return it to a setup mode. Oh well, all is well now.

Look at you go! Next you will be programming the VCR to record matlock.

 

[Rightguide]

Look at you go! Next you will be programming the VCR to record matlock.

Did you mean matchlock??

 

[Wats_butthole]

Did you mean matchlock??

No. I'm not talking about the " new technology " in guns from your youth.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home. With quite the load of shit. Wa can truly load 12 pounds of sghit into a 5 pound bag. And offloaded 11.5 pounds of it into the house.


Got the housemate's gimme car running. It's a Corolla wagon with 321K miles on it. Started right up. No smoke. Transmission works. The brakes are the and work, but the pedal is pretty close to the floor. She's tagging it tomorrow and bringing it down afterward. Taking the backroads, staying off the interstate. We'll get it to the local wrench when she gets it here - and gets paid again.


Girlfriend might have her feces in a cohesive state in a few more weeks. And Wat will sleep the sleep of the dead tonight.


Did someone mention tits???


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[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wats_butthole]

You're obsessed with porn, it's why you are single and have no prospects. That or the damn weasels.

 

[Que]

Seems an odd comment given that you're single, and expressing a lot more open interest in porn these days using your Dick Fagman alt.

 

[Wats_butthole]

At least you tried.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Monday!!!


Sleep was a bit of Allah's benevolence. Coffee is likewise.


I may be in the market for a new computer sooner rather than later.


Could be worse, I reckon . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

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https://www.hemmings.com/blog/2017/11/05/singin-the-four-barrel-carburetor-blues/?refer=news

Guess I’m nostalgic. Despite all the technological advances, I miss carburetors and the sensory experiences they provided.

I liked the tactile feeling of turning mixture screws, pulling out “jets” and replacing them, prying free old gaskets and gluing new ones in their place, plugging in wires and hoses, and adjusting little bolts holding everything together. It was challenging to repair cables and metal rods connecting the carb to the accelerator pedal.

My brain and nose haven’t forgotten the memorable smells of solvents, gasoline and light oil applied to rags and brushes used to remove grit, varnish and grime. By comparison, modern electrical car stuff doesn’t have any smell. It has no “style,” either. I mean, a carb looks sexy; computer chips resemble manmade turds.

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[Wat_Tyler]

Hmmm, it gets to be off-to-work time seemingly sooner each morning.


Maybe next week, not so much.


Of course, next week should be closer to being on central time.


We'll see . . . .


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