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Put the fucking milk in a fucking bag! How hard is that?![]()
Of course. I was shocked at the amount of force I had to use.![]()
Heimlich maneuver ?
I've given the Heimlich twice.
Once to a friend, once to myself.
It's surreal to say the least. Was it tough to decide to jump in, or an immediate instinct?
Some people dont like condoms
February can't get here soon enough!
If I save your life in a restaurant is it too much to expect a thank you?? Plus a free drink?
Next time, choke on your fucking chicken, bitch.
Of course I would save you again.But still.
Coffee. Freshly ground, locally roasted. I ran out of filters for my AreoPress and had to use my ingenuiTEA, but it worked.Coffee. Today is a coffee day. And the puff pastries are in the oven. Bacon to follow. Dammit I'm hungry.
Life is too short for crap coffee.Do you fuckers ever drink normal everyday coffee?