The Isolated Blurt Thread XLI : The Day The Cat Came Back

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I agree that salt draws moisture out, but that doesn't necessarily exclude smoking.

Bacon and all the other salt-cured smoked meats are examples of the opposite, not to mention the countless salt/sugar rubs in the barbecue world. I'd say a lack of marbling and fat would be a bigger reason to avoid smoking a tenderloin.

The tenderloin was choice so not much marbling. Wrapped it in bacon and cooking to internal temp of 124. Rested about half an hour. Sliced into one inch bacon-wrapped medallions (about a dozen). It was cooked to a perfect medium rare. Cooking temp was around 320. I'm going to try to get it down to around 270 for the next one and extend the time. For me this is like a science experiment, and I change the variables to see what they do to the end results.
 
The tenderloin was choice so not much marbling. Wrapped it in bacon and cooking to internal temp of 124. Rested about half an hour. Sliced into one inch bacon-wrapped medallions (about a dozen). It was cooked to a perfect medium rare. Cooking temp was around 320. I'm going to try to get it down to around 270 for the next one and extend the time. For me this is like a science experiment, and I change the variables to see what they do to the end results.

I tie up a rabbit like a bondage girl, wrap it in bacon and smoke it for a few hours.
 
Home taking care of my step daughter because she had back surgery a couple days ago.. She's hungry but doesn't know what she wants. I swear this gene is built into the DNA of every female, Here I'm starving and want to get something to eat. For the love of god girl I'll buy you a restaurant just pick something.
 
My neighbor put up her Christmas tree today, I might have to play the role of Kathleen Turner here as Serial Mom and put a stop to this..
 
You, sir, are a God amongst men.

. . .and you, pussy, are a cowardly troll amongst men.

What's the matter Bob You don't seem to want to talk to me today despite the fact that your profile is still a shrine to your interest in me.

Shy?

Some kind of puppet therapy you're involved with?
 
. . .and you, pussy, are a cowardly troll amongst men.

What's the matter Bob You don't seem to want to talk to me today despite the fact that your profile is still a shrine to your interest in me.

Shy?

Some kind of puppet therapy you're involved with?

I take it that you two haven't fucked yet?
 
I take it that you two haven't fucked yet?

Nope.

Rob wears puppets like full-body condoms.

How am I supposed to breed him, like the bitch that he is, when he hides in furry costumes?

<insert furry porn>
 
Cunt pickle .. that's another good one ..this place is like a university for colorful euphemisms... I'd like to thank everyone for expanding my vocabulary..
 
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