The Isolated Blurt Thread XLI : The Day The Cat Came Back

[AngusBridie]

The males are smaller according to your link, suggesting, the inferior of the species.. I shall make a mental note to hire the female spiders for my night club if it comes to it.

 

[adrina]

The males are smaller according to your link, suggesting, the inferior of the species.. I shall make a mental note to hire the female spiders for my night club if it comes to it.

Such a male way of thinking. That smaller means inferior.

However the females do have a very impressive array of decorations.

 

[removed9556]

 

[AngusBridie]

Such a male way of thinking. That smaller means inferior.

However the females do have a very impressive array of decorations.

Guilty I suppose, Literotica corrupts the mind.. Agreed on the decorations, I've never seen one till you posted it.

 

[AngusBridie]

If I were hiring spiders as bouncers it would be the Brazilian Wandering spider every time. They can run at 10 mph, and are more or less the only spider in the world that will go after you rather than run away. And their venom is deadly if not treated.

Fata, come back! All is forgiven.

I cant have them chasing the customers, i just want them intimidated.

 

[removed9556]

 

[AngusBridie]

They will be intimidated!

Intimidated and dead. But with a 4 hour erection first.

Most male club goers would take that.

What about the female customers though, or is that basically the attraction? Sort of like a happy 4 hour ?

 

[removed9556]

 

[adrina]

Charlotte seems to be quite inspirational.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm having boobie problems. Can a woman with large breasts PM? No, this isn't at all sexual.

 

[Aquagal]

I’m sure you will get a lot of “women” PMs.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I’m sure you will get a lot of “women” PMs.

But I really do need to chat with some who will understand, though.

 

[Lorilei]

Ugh, why didn't he get a permaban?

 

[Rotadom]

I was told that I wasn't supposed to know that this is the spot for passive aggressive posts so just pretend I'm not saying, "fuck you!" to "you".

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Such a male way of thinking. That smaller means inferior.

However the females do have a very impressive array of decorations.

Manhood should be of such a length and girth so as to leave a woman contentedly sore until the next morning.

 

[adrina]

Manhood should be of such a length and girth so as to leave a woman contentedly sore until the next morning.

Well we were speaking of spiders, not cocks. However there is definitely such a thing as too big. Additionally, if a man doesn't know how to use it, it really doesn't matter what size it is.

 

[Que]

Andy Stitzer: [looking at an anatomy model of a vagina] Where do you put the penis?

Manhood should be of such a length and girth so as to leave a woman contentedly sore until the next morning.

Andy Stitzer: "You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand."

 

[AngusBridie]

IMO the concept of too big applies to spiders as well..

 

[Que]

I should start a pool on how long he's going to remain absent hoping that his screw up blows over.

 

[adrina]

Still tedious.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

I should start a pool on how long he's going to remain absent hoping that his screw up blows over.

Seek help.

 

[Rotadom]

Tedious help.

 

[Froya]

One person's tedium is another's guilty pleasure.

Or reason for living.

Hard to tell around here.

 

[Que]

Seek help.

You think I need an assitant to catalogue all of your various alts, and their associated screw-ups?

Why not be a man about it and admit that you've been pulling this little prank for 15 years. You could at least have a good laugh: " hahaha I pulled one over on all of you!"

 

[pink]

I'm meeting an old friend here and she's not seen me in over 15 years.

Even as happy as I am, I'm uncomfortable with her seeing me at my current weight.

She is a wonderful person but yeah, I'm nervous.