UK and Ireland Thread.

[StrangeView]

Lol! Hi, and welcome.

Dirty? I'm sure I don't know what you mean! *innocent smiles*

Not all regional accents are good. Trust me. Brainy sounds like a baby chimpanzee, and I swear E is just constantly drunk. But me? Why, my voice is smooth and angelic-like, of course

Why-eye lass!! Mornin' all

I do love the north eastern accents, they sound so 'provocative' . On the other hand, 10 miles north of where I live, you need an interpreter...

 

[Tallulah82]

Why-eye lass!! Mornin' all

I do love the north eastern accents, they sound so 'provocative' . On the other hand, 10 miles north of where I live, you need an interpreter...

Hey, you gorgeous chunk of hunk

You know I'd be happy mumbling incoherent nothings in your ear all night

Hope the work-wankers are keeping out of your way. I'm about to disappear to go meet a friend. I gots social shit to do.

 

[MrsKingky]

Good morning deviants.

Some accents are very good! I quite like Geordie and Welsh and Irish - who doesn't like Irish? But we don't have much of one down South where I am anymore. Occasionally come across a farmer who's all ooh arrr. So I would sound frightfully boring I'm afraid

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Lol! Hi, and welcome.

Dirty? I'm sure I don't know what you mean! *innocent smiles*

Not all regional accents are good. Trust me. Brainy sounds like a baby chimpanzee, and I swear E is just constantly drunk. But me? Why, my voice is smooth and angelic-like, of course

A baby chimpanzee?! Um...thanks! I've.never been so honoured.

Good morning everyone. How are we all?

 

[just_e]

Not from there, but I love your accents. Especially if your saying something really dirty.

*aghast*
My dear young lady I'm both shocked and apalled that you would even think that one would lower oneself to the level of the other scoundrels on here and "talk dirty".
What type of a cad and bounder do you take me for !!!
(I can't vouch for the others of course because the're all a bunch of foul-mouthed fuckers)
ps. nice tits in your av

 

[MrGoatee]

Hello all

 

[LucyCanyon]

Good morning deviants.

Some accents are very good! I quite like Geordie and Welsh and Irish - who doesn't like Irish? But we don't have much of one down South where I am anymore. Occasionally come across a farmer who's all ooh arrr. So I would sound frightfully boring I'm afraid

Greetings all, don’t believe what Tal says, she sounds well weird when she gets excited

Yorkshire born and bred, but it’s interesting to observe how accents get thicker when talking to someone with any sort of thick accent your own gets broader and thicker to compensate!

 

[just_e]

Hello all

Morning Mr G!

 

[just_e]

Greetings all, don’t believe what Tal says, she sounds well weird when she gets excited

Yorkshire born and bred, but it’s interesting to observe how accents get thicker when talking to someone with any sort of thick accent your own gets broader and thicker to compensate!

Hi Lucy,
it's funny you mention that because whenever I used to work away from home I found myself unconsiously using local expressions and the accent would soon follow if I wasn't careful

 

[MrGoatee]

I have no idea if i have an accent. Was told a while ago I had a nice voice though

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Just ask Tal to say "book" if you talk to her. It used to make me weak at the knees... Oh wait - that's my condition.

I have a broad Yorkshire accent when I talk to family. However I can switch it off and talk in an almost neutral way.

 

[just_e]

Just ask Tal to say "book" if you talk to her. It used to make me weak at the knees... Oh wait - that's my condition.

I have a broad Yorkshire accent when I talk to family. However I can switch it off and talk in an almost neutral way.

Yorkshire is one of the best along with a soft Irish accent
Yam-yam on the other hand

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Yorkshire is one of the best along with a soft Irish accent
Yam-yam on the other hand

I melt when I hear a woman with a Southern Irish accent. There was once a chef on TV - on James Martin's show - and she was making meringues. I just sat there and almost orgasmed...


What do you.mean, "TMI" ?!

 

[just_e]

I melt when I hear a woman with a Southern Irish accent. There was once a chef on TV - on James Martin's show - and she was making meringues. I just sat there and almost orgasmed...


What do you.mean, "TMI" ?!

How the hell am I supposed to type with tears running down my face after seeing your new av!

Anyway do you remember the Christmas Marks and Spencer food adverts on tv?
I've still got loads of their stuff in the back of my cupboard to this day

 

[iLackBrainCells]

How the hell am I supposed to type with tears running down my face after seeing your new av!

Anyway do you remember the Christmas Marks and Spencer food adverts on tv?
I've still got loads of their stuff in the back of my cupboard to this day

Tal said I sounded like a baby chimp... I really do look like a baby chimp! Its a selfie.

"It's not just a chicken... Its a M&S chicken." What that means is that its a chicken with an extra three quid on the price.

 

[just_e]

"It's not just a chicken... Its a M&S chicken." What that means is that its a chicken with an extra three quid on the price.[/QUOTE]

Aye appen that's the one lad, reet gradely it were too!

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Aye appen that's the one lad, reet gradely it were too!

Aye, tha' don't get owt for nowt na days.

Where's my flat cap and my whippet?

 

[just_e]

I'm going to have to check out now mate coz I havn't done any work yet today
catch y'all later

 

[iLackBrainCells]

I'm going to have to check out now mate coz I havn't done any work yet today
catch y'all later

No drama, I'm going to head off too.

Take it easy mate.

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Ok well I sound common as muck. I don't have a London accent but to the untrained ear I do sound like a cockney

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Afternoon all

All this talk of northern accents making me crave home up north :'(

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Yorkshire is one of the best along with a soft Irish accent
Yam-yam on the other hand

Ok that's it you better not meet my daughter she's a yam yam

 

[Tallulah82]

Ok well I sound common as muck. I don't have a London accent but to the untrained ear I do sound like a cockney

Afternoon all

All this talk of northern accents making me crave home up north :'(

I think I tend to surprise people with my accent. To a southerner, it's clearly northern, but people expect some kind of strong Geordie and it isn't.

 

[LucyCanyon]

I think I tend to surprise people with my accent. To a southerner, it's clearly northern, but people expect some kind of strong Geordie and it isn't.

Greetings one and all, what a spiffing day for it, whatever it might be!

Northern, Tal’s accent!? Nah, well, not that I could tell she was talking with her mouth full...

 

[Tallulah82]

Greetings one and all, what a spiffing day for it, whatever it might be!

Northern, Tal’s accent!? Nah, well, not that I could tell she was talking with her mouth full...

LMAO! Well now. Full of what?! So many possible answers to that one.