The Isolated Blurt Thread XLI : The Day The Cat Came Back

[MonaLittle]

I looked to the left, looked to the right... No SP

 

[Saint Peter]

I always sit in the center of the front pew.

You know that.

 

[Saint Peter]

Time to go shopping.

You all have fun telling each other that your mothers wear combat boots.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm amazingly happy, actually. I was thinking I'd be chasing 6mm hose through inaccessible places to track down the problem but it was nice and easy to get at.

Colostomy tech now?

Maybe this new career will stick.

 

[Hypoxia]

Time to go shopping.

You all have fun telling each other that your mothers wear combat boots.

Your mother wears combat boots.

Three of them.

Untied.

 

[removed9556]

 

[adrina]

Too much religious churchyy talk this morning. Bah.

My happy little paganesque self has been digging in the dirt communing with nature.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Aglaopheme]

Too much religious churchyy talk this morning. Bah.

My happy little paganesque self has been digging in the dirt communing with nature.

Easily digested when coupled with masturbating.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Sea salt, caramel, cheddar cheese is what I was worshiping last night. I was not worshiping the guy that felt the need to rub his check against my fox stole.....twice.

 

[adrina]

Dust thou wert, and to dust thou shalt return.

It's all in the Bible, as my Renaissance tutor used to say.

Not just yet however.

I'm wearing blended fabrics too.

Easily digested when coupled with masturbating.

Already got that t-shirt. Better without the church.

 

[Lancecastor]

Thou art Peter, and upon this rock-hard Peter I shall found my church.


The pun works better in Latin and Romance languages.

We liked you better as fata.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Saint Peter]

Sea salt, caramel, cheddar cheese is what I was worshiping last night. I was not worshiping the guy that felt the need to rub his check against my fox stole.....twice.

Fox stole?

I thought that was your cat.

 

[Lancecastor]

The swear-jar was proving a bit of a drain.

Do you have something in between the two characters for us?

With nice tits?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Not just yet however.

I'm wearing blended fabrics too.




Already got that t-shirt. Better without the church.

Well, I wasn't talking about you masturbaing in church, but we certainly could run the gambit Green Eggs and Ham style.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Fox stole?

I thought that was your cat.

Thankfully, my tail wasn't wagging at the time.

 

[adrina]

Well, I wasn't talking about you masturbaing in church, but we certainly could run the gambit Green Eggs and Ham style.

One minor linguistic problem... not too many words rhyme with orgasm.

 

[removed9556]

 

[TwinkleStars]

Sending hugs and twinkles to whomever who wants them!

http://www.desiglitters.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Glitter-Sending-Hearts-Hugs-Image.gif

 

[removed9556]

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/776add9370339b875f3f5fa5a99372d6/tumblr_mhv1d2YFS81rw872io8_400.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c89c226253d0b6108db5b60f4efd1fab/tumblr_mhv1d2YFS81rw872io7_r2_500.jpg

 

[adrina]

Your spasm
For chasm
Is razzmatazz.
Fork 'as 'em:
Orgasm
And all of that jazz.

Not easy, true.

The riotous spasms
Of my many orgasms
Has bridged many chasms
And greeted with enthusiasm
As an iconoclasm.

Ha. Heresy and orgasms. Perhaps not the most elegant of verbal combinations but I kind of like it anyway.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/776add9370339b875f3f5fa5a99372d6/tumblr_mhv1d2YFS81rw872io8_400.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c89c226253d0b6108db5b60f4efd1fab/tumblr_mhv1d2YFS81rw872io7_r2_500.jpg

Dr Seussian porn?

 

[Aglaopheme]

The riotous spasms
Of my many orgasms
Has bridged many chasms
And greeted with enthusiasm
As an iconoclasm.

Ha. Heresy and orgasms. Perhaps not the most elegant of verbal combinations but I kind of like it anyway.







Dr Seussian porn?

I would say Dr Seuss' erotic art.


I shall not atempt any rhyming myself this morning. I was right about coming down with something, both my head and chest are congested.

 

[Saint Peter]

*Vicks*