which celebrity would you love to fuck?

[scott6251]

LOL there would barely be space to fuck one given they are already so fucking far up themselves LMAO

oh baby

 

[Locknuts]

Stephanie Abrams (weather ch.girl.)
Martha Stewart. (perfect cougar)

 

[scott6251]

Stephanie Abrams (weather ch.girl.)

Discovered her while watching hurricane coverage. Great rack, and she doesn't mind showing them off.

 

[AlwaysInTrouble]

In no particular order:
Alyssa Milano
Kathy Ireland
Kelly Hu
Eva Mendes
Deborah Ann Woll
Emilia Clarke
Esme' Bianco
Cindy Sampson
Dominique Provost - Chalkley
Anne Hathaway

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

How about celebrities I HAVE fucked?

And I would tell you too, except that some of them were A LOT OLDER than me, and A LOT OLDER than they ever told you at the time they were at their career peaks.

I have a not-so-distant cousin who is/was a fairly major male model in NYC and I was part of the 'gymnastics group' who trained Madonna and her dancers for the 'Vogue' stage production that went on tour. We were based in Hong Kong and Sydney, Australia back then. The cousin was in that stage particular production, et cetera et cetera et cetera and I cannot tell you no moh 'bout that there set of happenin's.

I can guarantee you though that I have never even met Madonna myself personally, so we are not talking about her in context of anyone I fucked.

I have been in/at actual 'sex parties' though with a few well-know people. Very interesting situations. I was a helluva lot younger than the people around me and there is at least one major NY magazine model (male) - British, very educated, was in numerous tobacco product adverts, married to I think from memory a 'Miss Iceland' or Sweden or something - and he tells me all his 'war-stories' about how many celebrities he fucked (he was well known as a stud), and not for one second does he have any clue that at some of the parties I was there and he doesn't recognize me because he's a old man now and I still look young (although I'm not). I can't say he's VERY ego-centric, but he is a loner and a bachelor, lives on his own (he has kids he never sees), and a lot of people think he's gay. He's not.

Some celebrities are MARKEDLY older than they have been portrayed. Cher is one of them. She used to snip out the grey hairs from...

Some celebrities are not calm people off camera. They smoke incessantly and are very nervy and jumpy. There is a lot of drugs around and I have never done that kind of thing.

Sharapova I think is a very nice person in rl.

Some people start out nice and they change because of Hollywood and its influences. At the end they're crazy or extremely obsessive, fixated about odd things.

My top 10 (I don't think I can think of 10, but I can think of a few):

Nigella (the beauty being, I can phone more than half a dozen women straight off who would do their best to seduce Nigella themselves and whether it worked or not, there would be added attractions to the whole thing, let's say)

Monica Bellucci obviously

Eva Green I'd go to dinner with with friends for sure. Not sure what I'd do with her afterwards...

I have a suspicion Aniston is obsessive or ocd or something, but again, this is dinner with friends, which is kind of sexual too but it is not FUCKING as such

Florence Welch

Any of - Aruna Abrams, Kathy Fisher, Kate Walsh, Cristina Soto

Kellyanne Conway would be at this dinner party with a gag in her mouth which we'd take off every now and then after we'd tell her: 'think think think, come up with your absolute best most intelligent line because you've only got a few seconds and then the gag goes back on.' I'm not afraid to say I think she's smarter than I am. (Which is too smart btw because I'm already a smart-ass, AND I talk a lot myself as well).

And the absolute world's sexiest woman right now - who would NOT be at the dinner party but held tied up on her own until the fucking was going to happen - Sarah H. Sanders. She is the hottest woman in the world right now bar absolutely none else.

 

[JackOffer]

Gabby Sidibe! I love them big, and big and black is even better!

 

[Clem99]

None. I hate the concept of 'celebrity'. Self obsessed twats the lot of them.

Agreed. As people, 95% of celebs are degenerates.

 

[BigGee62]

Hmmmm

Rachael Rey
Lara Spencer
Leann Rimes
Lucy Liu
Linda park
Nina Hartley

 

[BigGee62]

Stephanie Abrams (weather ch.girl.)
Martha Stewart. (perfect cougar)

2 very nice choices

 

[CLK5002005]

Stephanie Adams

Discovered her while watching hurricane coverage. Great rack, and she doesn't mind showing them off.

Also discovered her while following the Hurricane Irma coverage. She's very sexy.

 

[ericrodman101]

one or the other or both

Eva Green
Douglas Booth
Eva Green and Douglas Booth

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[screwher]

I'm a straight, warm blooded male. So basically if I were single I'd pretty much fuck any female celebrity I had the opportunity to. My wife's list is more specific.

Chris Helmsworth
Henry Cavil
Mike Colter
Any member of our pro minor league baseball team.

The last one is very doable, I think.

 

[mcFart]

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Olive Oyl. She needs something in her to fatten her up.

 

[norwaygirl]

Jessica simpson... and i'm not even gay

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[OpenMouth]

I don't really think in terms of wanting to fuck a particular girl, but there are girls I'd like to see performing in front of me.

I think I'd particularly like to see Emma Stone completely committed to giving two large black gentlemen a very enjoyable night. All I'd ask is that she gives me eye contact the whole time. x

 

[Deleted member 1405174]

Alyssa Milano
Kate Winslet
Melissa McCarthy
Emily Descanel
Rose McGowan
Sarah Rafferty
Amy Adams
Alex Guarnaschelli
Sasha Alexander
Adele

 

[chapelsknight]

My choices:

Rhona Mitra
Kate Beckinsale
Sofia Vergara
Roselyn Sanchez
Gisele Bundchen
Lee-Ann Liebenberg
Jaime Murray
Laci Kay Summers
Katie Jordan Price
Paige Turco

If the Lady is hot and sexy, with no tat's, then I am game!

 

[lululuvsblack]

I don't really think in terms of wanting to fuck a particular girl, but there are girls I'd like to see performing in front of me.

I think I'd particularly like to see Emma Stone completely committed to giving two large black gentlemen a very enjoyable night. All I'd ask is that she gives me eye contact the whole time. x

this. but i'd like to join in a bit more. maybe lick her clean when all the guys are done with her.

emma stone would be a good choice. but mine would be to watch taylor swift get nailed by kanye and his crew and then me suck the cum from her pussy

 

[OpenMouth]

this. but i'd like to join in a bit more. maybe lick her clean when all the guys are done with her.

emma stone would be a good choice. but mine would be to watch taylor swift get nailed by kanye and his crew and then me suck the cum from her pussy

Yes, that would be sweet...

 

[lululuvsblack]

Yes, that would be sweet...

ten celebrities i'd watch gobble down as many black dicks as possible just for a chance to lick the cum off their little titties

taylor swift
jennifer lawrence
emma stone
amy adams
emma watson
keira knightley
daisy ridley
sophie turner
selena gomez
kristen stewart

 

[jakelc]

Holly willoughby
Eva green
Mimi rogers
Maria Moore
Cassandra Peterson/Elvira
Famke Jansen
Melissa McCarthy
Kelly Brook
Emilia Clarke
Amy Schumer

Honourable mentions for nearly making the list go to Miley Cyrus, Lita Ford, Kate McKinnon, Kay Parker, Samantha (38g) Anderson and Lolly Badcock. Lois Griffin, Francine Smith and Wilma Flintstone, I know they're not real but damn I'd be happy to fuck them if they were

 

[Ramone45]

so true

Agreed. They are absolutely nothing like they appear. It is ALL an act. They're mostly dumb with zero social skills.

 

[Samday]

Fiona Bruce top of my list!, closely followed (or together with) Moira Stewart!

 

[capri31]

Christian Bale, Ethan Hawke, Jessica Simpson, Katy Perry

 

[mbrownp1]

Mila Kunis
Rashida Jones
Lala Kent
Sarah Silverman
Sarah Hyland
Ariel Winter
Joanna Gaines
Sofia Black-D'Elia
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Sophia Bush
Dianna Agron
Blake Lively
Camilla Belle
Arianna Grande
Martha Stewart
Eliza Coupe
Cecily Strong
Ingrid Hoffman
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Brittany & Cynthia Daniel
Carrie Underwood
JLo
Stacey Dash