Fuck Your Partner In Ten Posts Or Less!

[ViciousTease]

*pulls her bra out of her armhole and swings it around over her head*





*lets loose and flings it into the audience*

Woo Hoo! Nicely done.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Thank you! Thank you!

*deep curtsey*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Woo Hoo! Nicely done.

You're too kind!

*whispers* Let the men fight over who gets it, it's absolutely drenched in sweat!

 

[ydahecnot]

That's my fetish *grabs bra

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ha ha ha! EW




*skips off stage, holding boobies*

 

[lowphat]

So who's up tonight?

 

[The_gladiator]

So who's up tonight?

cricket, cricket.

 

[lowphat]

cricket, cricket.

Where's your partner?

 

[The_gladiator]

Where's your partner?

I haven't found one. where's yours?

 

[lowphat]

I haven't found one. where's yours?

Off somewhere else, lol.

 

[barefootgirl69]

*peeks in and whispers*

Just you two

*runs away laughing*

 

[ViciousTease]

*flops down in the front row*

I thought I saw bfg come in here??? I got all excited for nothin'.

*pouts*

 

[The_gladiator]

*peeks in and whispers*

Just you two

*runs away laughing*

ah hell no. I think he's too straight for me to bother trying to corrupt him. now, what about you? as well as you write

 

[MessierObject]

Huh, I was hoping this was more exciting than the wave equations I'm deriving. I hate to say it, but Maxwell is hotter tonight.

 

[ViciousTease]

ah hell no. I think he's too straight for me to bother trying to corrupt him. now, what about you? as well as you write

Ooooh, glad and bfg ... now that's quite an image. I'm thinking that show would sell out quickly.

Huh, I was hoping this was more exciting than the wave equations I'm deriving. I hate to say it, but Maxwell is hotter tonight.

So ... uh ... the rule is that guys have to give a solo performance if they wander in without a partner. Yeah, that's the rule. You walk in here, you gotta get on stage. *nods* Yep, ya gotta.

 

[The_gladiator]

Huh, I was hoping this was more exciting than the wave equations I'm deriving. I hate to say it, but Maxwell is hotter tonight.

if all else fails we can always safely assume you're pantless

 

[sks43]

*flops down in the front row*

I thought I saw bfg come in here??? I got all excited for nothin'.

*pouts*

*sits down beside VT leans over to whisper*

What is this place?

 

[ViciousTease]

*sits down beside VT leans over to whisper*

What is this place?

*whispers* This is THE place to get freaky in public. And when they do, we get to watch.

 

[lowphat]

This place feeds the voyeur in VT, and it kinda led to us getting together

Plus, she's a pervert

 

[MessierObject]

So ... uh ... the rule is that guys have to give a solo performance if they wander in without a partner. Yeah, that's the rule. You walk in here, you gotta get on stage. *nods* Yep, ya gotta.

When I'm studying at home I like to play a game, I call it "Physics vs Alcohol" The rules are simple, I drink while I work until I'm finished with physics or too drunk to continue. A side effect is that my tendencies toward nudity increase with alcohol, and physics weirdly. To summarize:

I take to the stage, already naked, marker and dry erase board in tow. I start writing Maxwell equations, oblivious to my audience...or am I? Quietly, the speakers turn up, my hips catching the beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ

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[barefootgirl69]

ah hell no. I think he's too straight for me to bother trying to corrupt him. now, what about you? as well as you write

 

[barefootgirl69]

When I'm studying at home I like to play a game, I call it "Physics vs Alcohol" The rules are simple, I drink while I work until I'm finished with physics or too drunk to continue. A side effect is that my tendencies toward nudity increase with alcohol, and physics weirdly. To summarize:

I take to the stage, already naked, marker and dry erase board in tow. I start writing Maxwell equations, oblivious to my audience...or am I? Quietly, the speakers turn up, my hips catching the beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ

*pours him another drink*

You were saying?

 

[The_gladiator]

hell if I did play with you I so wouldn't want to hold you only to 10 posts anyway
so there's that

 

[barefootgirl69]

hell if I did play with you I so wouldn't want to hold you only to 10 posts anyway
so there's that

*blushing*

That was both flipping sweet and hot!

 

[MessierObject]

*pours him another drink*

You were saying?

Takes the drink, sliding to the other side of the board, writing and drinking, as I break out into full sexy dance. I finish the drink with the last equation. Slamming the glass and marker down I spin to my audience, modesty gone along with my clothes and drink.

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