Fuck Your Partner In Ten Posts Or Less!

[Wild_Honey_66]

Well I'm gonna chill on the couch with my nachos. Glad, will you pass me a beer please?

 

[The_gladiator]

Well I'm gonna chill on the couch with my nachos. Glad, will you pass me a beer please?

Pulls one out of the fridge and takes a seat beside honey, cracking it open, handing it to her, "Enjoy." Steals a nacho.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Pulls one out of the fridge and takes a seat beside honey, cracking it open, handing it to her, "Enjoy." Steals a nacho.

Heyyy

Well I guess you did get me a beer. I hope this is a bottle and not a can.

Got any tunes?

 

[hotwords229]

I'm going to sit next to my friends Glad and Honey and wait for the next show too.

*whips out a large pizza and shares*

We may be here awhile.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Here I'll scootch, I wanna be in the middle.

*wriggles my butt*

Pizza?! What kind??

 

[The_gladiator]

Here I'll scootch, I wanna be in the middle.

*wriggles my butt*

Pizza?! What kind??

I think we'd like you in the middle and as to the beer, it comes in anything other than in bottles?" I tease. Steals some of hotwords pizza, "pardon my reach miss honey."

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think we'd like you in the middle and as to the beer, it comes in anything other than in bottles?" I tease. Steals some of hotwords pizza, "pardon my reach miss honey."

*nibbles your forearm*

Whoops, sorry! Thought that was my pizza

 

[hotwords229]

I didn't know what anyone wanted so each slice has its own topping. Which one would you like? Glad already took the anchovies, so the worst one is gone

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Slides some tunes on the stereo and slides back out..

https://youtu.be/vlHHuzSjI18

 

[The_gladiator]

*nibbles your forearm*

Whoops, sorry! Thought that was my pizza

Tilts my arm to give you a better place to nibble with a slight smirk.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I didn't know what anyone wanted so each slice has its own topping. Which one would you like? Glad already took the anchovies, so the worst one is gone

Ah ha ha Glad! Mushroom please.

Slides some tunes on the stereo and slides back out..

https://youtu.be/vlHHuzSjI18

*chucks a piece of sausage and olive at Pervy* thank youuuuu!

Tilts my arm to give you a better place to nibble with a slight smirk.

Lol

*bites*

 

[hotwords229]

A mushroom for my little Smurfette, and I will take the pineapple, also known as the greatest pizza ever made.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Wait. Why am I a Smurfette? That doesn't sound very sexy.

*nabs a piece of pineapple when you're looking the other way*

 

[hotwords229]

Mushrooms.

 

[The_gladiator]

A mushroom for my little Smurfette, and I will take the pineapple, also known as the greatest pizza ever made.

Yelps at honey's bite. "Hey careful, I'm fragile." I tease.
I return the piece of pizza I took and grab the peperoni instead, "You tricked me." I say pretending to pout at hotwords.

 

[hotwords229]

Wait. Why am I a Smurfette? That doesn't sound very sexy.

*nabs a piece of pineapple when you're looking the other way*

Help yourself. I hear pineapples make other things taste good too.

*wags eyebrows*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Mushrooms.

Mushrooms, yes, they're on my pizza. Are you feeling okay?

Yelps at honey's bite. "Hey careful, I'm fragile." I tease.
I return the piece of pizza I took and grab the peperoni instead, "You tricked me." I say pretending to pout at hotwords.

Lol! Mr. Pouty Pants

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Help yourself. I hear pineapples make other things taste good too.

*wags eyebrows*

*steals another bite*

 

[hotwords229]

Smurfs live in mushrooms. Plus Smurfette was the hottest one.

And after her career dried up once they stopped making the movies she could be found on Sepulveda Blvd. Doing a lot of shrooms.

 

[The_gladiator]

Smurfs live in mushrooms. Plus Smurfette was the hottest one.

And after her career dried up once they stopped making the movies she could be found on Sepulveda Blvd. Doing a lot of shrooms.

If you choke one, what color does it turn?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Smurfs live in mushrooms. Plus Smurfette was the hottest one.

And after her career dried up once they stopped making the movies she could be found on Sepulveda Blvd. Doing a lot of shrooms.

Is this storytime? *eyes your lap*

 

[hotwords229]

If you choke one, what color does it turn?

Why the hell would you choke a smurf?

Okay, I have to know what color?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If you choke one, what color does it turn?

Ah ha ha ha ha

Purple?

 

[The_gladiator]

Why the hell would you choke a smurf?

Okay, I have to know what color?

I have no idea, they can't turn blue. Though.

 

[hotwords229]

Is this storytime? *eyes your lap*

It's more like sleeptime than storytime, but I invite you to keep eyeing my lap. It tells its own stories while I sleep