Nominations Thread: Lance's GB Grrlfriend

[EternalFantasies]

I can be your grillfriend.
You bring the meat and I'll give it a nice char on the open flame.

Post them visuals so we can evaluate and vote. :closedeyes:



p.s. I like you new gif style

 

[Lancecastor]

How passé of you.

I just don't want to catch any of sean, rob, ish or luk's internet crotch crickets...those dudes are fingering anything with a smooth mouse.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Maybe new blood then.

Someone needs their horizons expanded out of their misery.

Dame in distress; the best ride!

 

[Que]

I just don't want to catch any of sean, rob, ish or luk's internet crotch crickets...those dudes are fingering anything with a smooth mouse.

Point of order:

Rob often laments that he has no real life friends or "off-board bros" as he calls 'em.

I assume that extends to "teh sister-bros" as well.

 

[jezzilee]

I nominate pookie (sorry pookie) and her Axe.

I think she could make short work of that huge (in his own mind anyway) internet penis.

 

[MGurkus]

Point of order:

Rob often laments that he has no real life friends or "off-board bros" as he calls 'em.

I assume that extends to "teh sister-bros" as well.

Oh look, connie the tranny has something to say about rob and not to his face. Typical coward. Bawk bawk

 

[Lancecastor]

I nominate pookie (sorry pookie) and her Axe.

I think she could make short work of that huge (in his own mind anyway) internet penis.

I heard she's cute.

 

[Aquagal]

This thread needed a poll, or a pole. Pol?!

 

[ryan8558]

Jezzi, you beat me to it.

 

[jezzilee]

Maybe you should go for a playgrounder Lance, they may not know what a "nice" guy you are and you might just have a chance!

 

[Lancecastor]

This thread needed a poll, or a pole. Pol?!

Poi ?

Read the OP !

 

[Super-Surprise]

Poi ?

Read the OP !

https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3728/9326167014_3f5d3d61b2.jpg

 

[Queersetti]

As the GB's Most Eligible Bachelor, I think it's time I selected an Online Grrlfriend.

The Benefits are obvious...the lucky grrl will not only have Exclusive Online Access to my legendary, enormous penis...but also The Sex Toe.

And the instant GB Celebrity which accrues to the lucky grrl.

Nominations will remain open for 8 Days, followed by the Erection Poll to Crown Lance's GB Grrlfriend.

Thank you in advance for your considered, thoughtful nominations.

The last time you had a GB Grrrrrlfriend, she turned out to be a middle aged male lawyer.

 

[Aquagal]

Poi ?

Read the OP !

Pol(Slav), not poi, unless you're into Hawaiian chicks. Yeah, I failed to read the whole OP.

 

[MGurkus]

The last time you had a GB Grrrrrlfriend, she turned out to be a middle aged male lawyer.

*chuckles*

 

[RobDownSouth]

The last time you had a GB Grrrrrlfriend, she turned out to be a middle aged male lawyer.

"middle aged"? "She" was 60 ten years ago! BTW Happy 70th, "Karen"!!

 

[Queersetti]

"middle aged"? "She" was 60 ten years ago! BTW Happy 70th, "Karen"!!

Fuck you, 60 is middle aged.

 

[silver gurl]

Trying posting on the fetish page. Under toe fucking. I am sure you will find love.

 

[Lancecastor]

You people arent very nice.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

... or helpful.

 

[Lancecastor]

There's too much hate and anger on the GB for open toetalk.

I blame crooked Hillary.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Why? She bleachbit her digits for you...

 

[Lancecastor]

I know when to go out, I know when to stay in...get things done.

 

[Greypowerful]

Fata.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Fata.

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