Misquote the Person Above You {2016}

[Tio_Narratore]

That's no mental job; it only demeans people.

Do you want fries with that?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Do you really want to get fried on that?

I just wanted to get a "little" high. What's so wrong with that?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I just wanted to pet Lily's thigh. What's so wrong with that?

Didn't you hear her say "don't touch?"

 

[AnAngelReally]

Didn't you hear her say "Touch me!"

Not really, her thighs pressed on both sides of my head muffled her cries.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Not really, her sighs passed through one ear and out the other.

So, you're one of those selfish lovers, eh? Didn't even notice her meager pleasure!

 

[AnAngelReally]

So, you're one of those selfish eaters, eh? Didn't even notice her gluttonous pleasure!

I was too busy stuffing my face, munching and licking her for all I was worth.

 

[toetyper]

In some of my best moments, I have totally been bare, too.

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said the worlds best nude volleyball player

 

[AnAngelReally]

Said the worlds best-hung nude volleyball player.

Ouch! That must hurt, jumping all over the place and diving after spikes.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ouch! That must hurt, humping all over the place and diving after dykes.

The pain is worth it, friend.

 

[latecomer91364]

The pain is worth it, friend.

The pain is worthless to my friends

 

[AnAngelReally]

The gain is painless between friends

And the house always wins in the end.

 

[latecomer91364]

And the house always wins in the end.

My horse always wins in the wind

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My horse always passes wind

Maybe you should change his diet.

 

[latecomer91364]

Maybe you should dye it, for a change.

Now that would be a horse of a different color.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Now that is a vibe of a different color.

Can I ask where you got it? I had a purple one but it died and I'm thinking a rainbow colored one next, maybe with sparkles.

 

[latecomer91364]

Can I ask where you got it? I had a maple one but it's diet and I'm drinking a rainbow colored one next, maybe with sparklers.

Sounds like fun. What's the occasion? Cheers!

 

[loquere]

Sounds like fun. Who's the target? I haven't killed a man in a long time!

The target is a mouse, just help me set these traps you psycho.

 

[MagicaPractica]

The target is a moth, just help me set these traps you sidekick.

Listen, I ain't nobody's sidekick and don't you think a trap is overkill for a moth?

 

[AnAngelReally]

The target is a blouse, just help me choose the color, you psychedelic fiend.

I'm looking for colorful style, not a clown outfit despite what my large feet suggest.

Listen, I ain't nobody's bitch and don't you think the clap is overkill for a loud mouth?

That'll teach you to grope her pussy without an invitation.

 

[MagicaPractica]

It's a great school, they'll teach you to grope a pussy.

Um, well, I'm quite versed with my own, as it were, and I really have no interest in playing with anyone else's.

 

[toetyper]

Um, well, I'm quite satisfied with my own, as it were, and I really have no interest growing it

thats not what your urologist says

 

[latecomer91364]

"That's hot," is what your gynecologist said.

"If it's that hot, maybe you better lick it," I told the lady doctor as I wedged my cock into the crack of her ass.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

"If it's that hot, maybe we'd better check it," said the lady doctor as she dialed the extension of the practice proctologist, affectionately know as Bubba.

Well, hell, buddy, there's your problem right there.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Well, hell, hubby, there's your problem right there.

Always use a professional's services to be assured of the proper result.

 

[latecomer91364]

Always use a professional to service you for happy results.

The ending is nothing if not joyful.