Fuck Your Partner In Ten Posts Or Less!

If I'd started it, page 10 would have been it's fate also. Honey has the magic touch.

And that "maybe" will have me checking in often. ;)

Oh I don't know, I think it would have been fine with you at the helm, but Honey does have her ways :D

As far as me taking a go, I'd need to find the right partner :devil:
 
As far as me taking a go, I'd need to find the right partner :devil:

Well, I don't think I'm the right partner for lowphat (small matter of us both liking girls), but if one of the ladies of Lit wanted to partner me, I would do my best to, um, perform, if only for the sake of allowing light_shiva to exhale. ;)
 
Well, I don't think I'm the right partner for lowphat (small matter of us both liking girls), but if one of the ladies of Lit wanted to partner me, I would do my best to, um, perform, if only for the sake of allowing light_shiva to exhale. ;)

*starts kicking the floor and turning purple* Someone take him up on this offer, dammit!!
 
*starts kicking the floor and turning purple* Someone take him up on this offer, dammit!!

*Runs up behind shiva to perform the Heimlich maneuver. (What? I'm not a medic.) The move itself is useless, but I accidentally grab a boob which startles her and she gasps, releasing her held breath.*

Oops. :eek:
 
*Runs up behind shiva to perform the Heimlich maneuver. (What? I'm not a medic.) The move itself is useless, but I accidentally grab a boob which startles her and she gasps, releasing her held breath.*

Oops. :eek:

Oh cool, girl on girl action!

*grabs popcorn and sits down*
 
We're talking about my thighs. Yours are fair game though :devil:

Mine aren't ticklish, so I win. :p

I'm off to find lunch. If a show starts, someone let me know. No really, send out the National Guard if needed. I don't want to miss anything!
 
Mine aren't ticklish, so I win. :p

I'm off to find lunch. If a show starts, someone let me know. No really, send out the National Guard if needed. I don't want to miss anything!

I wasn't planning on tickling you :nana:
 
*Runs up behind shiva to perform the Heimlich maneuver. (What? I'm not a medic.) The move itself is useless, but I accidentally grab a boob which startles her and she gasps, releasing her held breath.*

Oops. :eek:
*cough choke sputter*

Oooh hey do it again!
 
*cough choke sputter*

Oooh hey do it again!

*Steps deftly in behind Shiva as VT slips away, encircling her with my arms*

"I'm a poor substitute for your beloved Tease, but please feel free to lean on me for a moment while you recover."

"And if I can offer any further assistance, I'm at your disposal."
 
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