Cleaning up the General Board...

[Lancecastor]

But I'm rob, remember? So be a big man and start a thread to call "me" out. Right now you just look like a coward arguing with an alt (who you accuse of being RDS).
Go for the main account so there can be no confusion as to how much of a coward you aren't.

The pickle has a point.

If robs a no show, you win.

 

[Que]

You must be drinking tonight. Addressing me directly and shit.

Other than when you are not actually here, when have I failed to "directly address" you, dummy?

Your example that you pointed out earlier was not me indirectly addressing you, it is me defending your honor (such as it is) while adressing others that are not you about alts that are not you. (Are they?)

For future reference: ignoring you, at times, is just not addressing you at all and has nothing at all to do with a fear that you could hurt my feelings.

 

[MGurkus]

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[Pookie]

I say they go one on one in a thread, with a second thread for Comments by posters with more than 30,000 posts.

All other posts are auto deleted.

I'm thinking i should take a LitWife... any suggestions, Pookie?

There have to be at least a few threats of "taking it into real life". Insulting imaginary kids would be over the top now, but shots at masculinity are always a crowd favorite.

I suck at matchmaking, plus it would just end up in Lit Divorce Court. You might want to sleep on it.

 

[Disgustipated]

Let's talk more about how you saved Que's thread.

Que's thread? You mean Ann's thread?

Oh. I see what you did there

 

[MGurkus]

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[Que]

I always did see you as the "Bert" in a Bert and Ernie pair, "Skiddles."

 

[Lancecastor]

Que's thread? You mean Ann's thread?

Oh. I see what you did there

Let's not get lost in the details.

You... "thread saver". Let's hear more.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Which alt will Rob sacrifice to flood these threads off the front page?

 

[Disgustipated]

Other than when you are not actually here, when have I failed to "directly address" you, dummy?

Your example that you pointed out earlier was not me indirectly addressing you, it is me defending your honor (such as it is) while adressing others that are not you about alts that are not you. (Are they?)

For future reference: ignoring you, at times, is just not addressing you at all and has nothing at all to do with a fear that you could hurt my feelings.

Defend my honor?

I just shit myself laughing.

 

[MGurkus]

The pickle has a point.

If robs a no show, you win.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ernie.gif

 

[Ms_Ann]

Defend my honor?

I just shit myself laughing.

You just shit yourself? Damn.

 

[Nipples_Mcgee1]

Which alt will Rob sacrifice to flood these threads off the front page?

Laurelle has taken to nuking bothersome alts. The accounts get spammed, and all the posts are automatically deleted.

 

[Disgustipated]

Let's not get lost in the details.

You... "thread saver". Let's hear more.

I can really just say anything and you lose your mind. It was sarcasm. Also fact, but sarcasm nonetheless. You're becoming even more desperate, lace.

 

[Lancecastor]

I suck

My mind remains chaste towards you.

Have we ever quarreled?

 

[Que]

Defend my honor?

I just shit myself laughing.

Admittedly, I had trouble keeing a straight face, myself, while putting you and honor in the same sentence. Even with the parentetical caveat.

 

[MGurkus]

I always did see you as the "Bert" in a Bert and Ernie pair, "Skiddles."

Why are you avoiding the topic? Don't be a coward, start the thread and call "me" out. What's the worst that can happen?

 

[Que]

Why are you avoiding the topic? Don't be a coward, start the thread and call "me" out. What's the worst that can happen?

You don't think Rob will see your suggestion? Or do you think that Rob remembers how foolish he looked when he called out voetmann?

 

[Disgustipated]

Admittedly, I had trouble keeing a straight face, myself, while putting you and honor in the same sentence. Even with the parentetical caveat.

It must be even harder for you now.

 

[Pookie]

My mind remains chaste towards you.

Have we ever quarreled?

I think we've bickered a time or two. It's been awhile. Nothing dramatic though.

 

[Lancecastor]

I can really just say anything and you lose your mind. It was sarcasm. Also fact, but sarcasm nonetheless. You're becoming even more desperate, lace.

You were trying to make jokes again.

Maybe you should choose a signature emoji for that... you know, like avery, aj, jim, etc.

Or... pist some new avs of your lettuce!

 

[Nipples_Mcgee1]

You don't think Rob will see your suggestion? Or do you think that Rob remembers how foolish he looked when he called out voetmann?

Bawk bawk BAWK.

We all know you're too chickenshit to do it. Your failure do to so is all the proof you lack the balls, beta male.

 

[MGurkus]

You don't think Rob will see your suggestion? Or do you think that Rob remembers how foolish he looked when he called out voetmann?

Are you saying that now, all of a sudden, when faced with standing behind the shit you say, that I am no longer RDS? Wow, the slightest breeze and you bend it like Beckham.

*tosses beta treat*

 

[Lancecastor]

I think we've bickered a time or two. It's been awhile. Nothing dramatic though.

That's what i was thinking... find me a LitWife, someone snappy, with outstanding syntax. Thx.

 

[MGurkus]

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