If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[Bjerget]

Firecrackers and lighters!

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Firecrackers and lighters!

How'd ya know??? Lol

 

[Kat73]

How'd ya know??? Lol

Hot dogs and buns

 

[mrppv]

Hot dogs and buns

3 gallons of milk
Cantaloupe
Ice cream

 

[Taegul]

Pants. Lots of pants.

 

[papadoc19]

Monster Energy Drinks

 

[TheSweetRomanticGuy]

Some meats

 

[beachbaby179]

Some meats

Flowers and chocolates.
May I suggest...
https://www.amazon.com/Edible-Anus-White-Belgian-Chocolate/dp/B00PR33Y3U

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

 

[lowphat]

Flowers and chocolates.
May I suggest...
https://www.amazon.com/Edible-Anus-White-Belgian-Chocolate/dp/B00PR33Y3U

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Me

 

[Bjerget]

Chest hair conditioner!

 

[lowphat]

Chest hair conditioner!

Fifty cans of pork and beans

(Couldn't resist )

 

[Bjerget]

Fifty cans of pork and beans

(Couldn't resist )

All for me to throw at the hecklers!!

Extra razors!

 

[ForestFlame]

All for me to throw at the hecklers!!

Extra razors!

Spare 100 watt bulbs and some blue hair dye

 

[hairball18]

Spare 100 watt bulbs and some blue hair dye

Alcohol. Lots of alcohol.

 

[ForestFlame]

Alcohol. Lots of alcohol.

worming tablets, a scratch post, organic cat litter, a flea collar and a bag of catnip

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

worming tablets, a scratch post, organic cat litter, a flea collar and a bag of catnip

Hershee Bars and marshmallows. Bug spray.

 

[Taegul]

worming tablets, a scratch post, organic cat litter, a flea collar and a bag of catnip

Bundles of firewood, marshmallows, and a heavy duty lighter.

 

[Bjerget]

A white board and dry erase markers.

 

[_valkyrie_]

A candlestick, a knife, a revolver, some rope, and poison.

 

[papadoc19]

cherries

 

[Bjerget]

Fur grooming supplies.

 

[Taegul]

Fur grooming supplies.

In her cart? A couple of Litsters with big biceps chained to the cart. Hey, the sign said, "Buy one, get one free"

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Spare 100 watt bulbs and some blue hair dye

I thought all the blue hairs lived along Florida's east coast.

worming tablets, a scratch post, organic cat litter, a flea collar and a bag of catnip

Is that all for you personally?

The only thing in our shopping cart is me. Danged fat people took all the electric scooters so Dollie has to push me in the cart.

Fat people. Is that politically correct? Or should I say fat asses?

 

[13Fantasies]

I thought all the blue hairs lived along Florida's east coast.

Is that all for you personally?

The only thing in our shopping cart is me. Danged fat people took all the electric scooters so Dollie has to push me in the cart.

Fat people. Is that politically correct? Or should I say fat asses?

Denture solution

 

[_valkyrie_]

Four cases of vodka and two packs of Cheetos.