What is something from your youth

You notice the lack of it in old movies were big trucks grind gears.

Motorcycles don't have it. For rapid downshifts you have to blip the throttle else back end might momentarily sort of lock up or get excessive nose diving under braking. Once I mastered that I could brake much later going into corners.

OK now that you brought up motorcycles I get it.
 
The total mindblow of unexpectedly discovering a weathered girlie magazine somewhere in the neighborhood. Talk about the highlight of our summer. Todays kids have access to hardcore porn by the time they're in 4th grade, but even softcore shit was nearly unobtainable to minors back then. But as a kid in a small Wisconsin town, I guess a lot of the upstanding Lutheran dads had something to hide from their families. We found Playboys and Penthouses while exploring all sorts of tucked away places: a deer stand, an abandoned railroad depot, and inside a wrecked car behind the local service station. To me and my brother, that was like finding a stack of hundred dollar bills. We'd be like holy shit, topless girls! grown women's bare tits in glorious fuckin' technicolor! We once found a whole cache inside a construction trailer at a building site. We stole about a half dozen of them, only to have our mother find them in the garage about a month later. My dad paddled us good, but it was totally worth it. The next day we went back to steal more but the trailer was locked, then gone for good soon after.
 
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The total mindblow of unexpectedly discovering a weathered girlie magazine somewhere in the neighborhood. Talk about the highlight of our summer. ...

Girlie magazines didn't exist in the UK when I was young. We had to make do with 1920s and 30s editions of National Geographic with pictures of bare breasted native women.
 
when you wanted to see naked woman you had to find an actual paper magazine.
 
Dial UP I still remember you had to hook the computer up to a phone line.
And I still use my AOL

"Don't make any phonecalls for the next two hours, I'm on the Internet!"

Those were the days.
 
And we can only hope that some of today's littlies will have Trump's assassination as one of their earliest memories.


Fuck you. You are a sniveling, pathetic, cowardly piece of shit.




(Oh— and, by the way, since you're obviously too stupid to understand it— you are advocating murder)

 
Except that it would probably be a leftist like all of the other people who have either done so or attempted to do so in the modern era.

Hinckley had no politics. The SS thwarted a lot of plots against Obama, and not by leftists.
 
The total mindblow of unexpectedly discovering a weathered girlie magazine somewhere in the neighborhood. Talk about the highlight of our summer. Todays kids have access to hardcore porn by the time they're in 4th grade, but even softcore shit was nearly unobtainable to minors back then. But as a kid in a small Wisconsin town, I guess a lot of the upstanding Lutheran dads had something to hide from their families. We found Playboys and Penthouses while exploring all sorts of tucked away places: a deer stand, an abandoned railroad depot, and inside a wrecked car behind the local service station. To me and my brother, that was like finding a stack of hundred dollar bills. We'd be like holy shit, topless girls! grown women's bare tits in glorious fuckin' technicolor! We once found a whole cache inside a construction trailer at a building site. We stole about a half dozen of them, only to have our mother find them in the garage about a month later. My dad paddled us good, but it was totally worth it. The next day we went back to steal more but the trailer was locked, then gone for good soon after.

Now it's more like:

"Daddy, where do babies come from?"

"You know those MF scenes in Internet porn? Babies can result from a creampie -- vaginal, not anal."

"What about the FF scenes?"

"Purely recreational."
 
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Now it's more like:

"Daddy, where do babies come from?"

"You know those MF scenes in Internet porn? Babies can result from a creampie -- vaginal, not anal."

"What about the FF scenes?"

"Purely recreational."

That is funny.
 
AOL chatrooms...that would have monthly IRL get togethers.

Configuring Gopher to read your newsgroups and thinking you were an internet genius.

Dip switches were the only way to overclock your 386 motherboard.

You could afford your own car in highschool.
 
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You could afford your own car in highschool.[/QUOTE] Oh good grief. It was a piece of shit but you owned it. It was my shit and I was envied.
 
Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards.(what a legend! Good/funny movie too).
'Kickstart' the motorbike trials show.
Cars with only one wing mirror as standard.
Car bodykits(on shitboxes).
'Shellsuits' (those mad colored lightweight tracksuits that were flammable as all fuck!)
 
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